[QUOTE=Plan B.]My longest piss was 1:22 of SOLID STREAM.

I didn't count that pittly tinklin' shyte. If it wasn't causin' some froth, it wasn't part'a mah broth.[/QUOTE]
We don't keep a timer in our bathrooms :lol:

My longest piss was like 40 seconds I think.

Yeah I noticed that too, you gotta get so calm and in this state, almost like meditation. Sometimes I even let the odd "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh..." go, just because it feels so natural to do.

beat 3 minutes and 8 seconds.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]beat 3 minutes and 8 seconds.[/QUOTE]

Will try my hardest:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Plan B.]My longest piss was 1:22 of SOLID STREAM.

I didn't count that pittly tinklin' shyte. If it wasn't causin' some froth, it wasn't part'a mah broth.[/QUOTE]

Once I was asked by the doctor to piss in a jug, to check volume. It was back in year 5, so I was what...10?

I pissed out 1.75 litres.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]beat 3 minutes and 8 seconds.[/QUOTE]

WTF how can you piss 3 min and 8 seconds straight?

I have a really small bladder. I pissed about once an hour.

[QUOTE=British Boy]Once I was asked by the doctor to piss in a jug, to check volume. It was back in year 5, so I was what...10?

I pissed out 1.75 litres.[/QUOTE]

Holy crap son!

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]WTF how can you piss 3 min and 8 seconds straight?[/QUOTE]

Try drinking while pissing.
Tis awsome.

Bawls is the only thing that really makes me piss. I swear, its coming out before you even take the cap off.

HAha check it out. I finally found a good avatar and title lol.

after I saw a movie after downing this HUGE glass of apple cidar, I sat in the restroom for long long minutes. I'm sure it must have been close to 2, even higher.

btw this has happened to me like 5 times.

i pee out windows beat that you sissys

and its not into bushes just out the damn window onto the damn sidewalk

people often stop and are like WTF:confused:


and i yell at them thats right im taking a piss

this is caused because im to lazy to walk to the bathroom and it saves toilet flush water

[QUOTE=Porkupine]Bawls is the only thing that really makes me piss. I swear, its coming out before you even take the cap off.[/QUOTE]


Im sorry.... but seriously, balls are cuming out of you before you even take the "cap" off?

[QUOTE=puppet.master]i pee out windows beat that you sissys

and its not into bushes just out the damn window onto the damn sidewalk

people often stop and are like WTF:confused:


and i yell at them thats right im taking a piss

this is caused because im to lazy to walk to the bathroom and it saves toilet flush water[/QUOTE]

ROFL :lol:

[QUOTE=puppet.master]i pee out windows beat that you sissys

and its not into bushes just out the damn window onto the damn sidewalk

people often stop and are like WTF:confused:


and i yell at them thats right im taking a piss

this is caused because im to lazy to walk to the bathroom and it saves toilet flush water[/QUOTE]
That is classic. What's your msn? I only have BB rockindrummer and Epip

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]Try drinking while pissing.
Tis awsome.[/QUOTE]
at a party i took 6 shots while pissing, one after the other. i almost fell over halfway through, seeing as i was already 10 shots in, and multi-tasking. :lol:

aahhhh, parties.

man, i just took some nyquil liqui-caps or something. those pills are f'ucking huge. it hurt my throat trying to swallow it, seeing as it's half clogged with bloody phlegm.

I need more peoples MSN names.

All I've got is BB and someone else. I forget who.

[QUOTE=Porkupine]I need more peoples MSN names.

All I've got is BB and someone else. I forget who.[/QUOTE]

[email]drummer_54@hotmail.com[/email]

Feel free to add me everyone but tell me who you are when you add me!

MSN sucks, posting is better.

[QUOTE=Plan B.]MSN sucks, posting is better.[/QUOTE]

Yep. I used to use AIM and MSN and all that crap like years ago but it got old after a while.

[QUOTE=Plan B.]MSN sucks, posting is better.[/QUOTE]

Whenever I'm on MX i'm on Msn

[QUOTE=Brokensticks]That is classic. What's your msn? I only have BB rockindrummer and Epip[/QUOTE]


BC residents fo sho. Cept BB he is just an ex aussi now brit.

I know, what a brit.

Edit - I'm off to hit the sack now. I'll talk to you all later

oh i see, im not invited to the party..again:upset:
my friend seems to think that pissing behind cars in a parking lot so we wont see, yet facing the street saves him from being seen. He also likes to stand in the middle of main downtown streets

Jim
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:(

lol that was a fun msn mx orgy, anybody who didnt get a chance to add me,or anybody who didnt get a chance to be in the convo but feels like adding me anyway...my email is
[email]drummer1605@hotmail.com[/email]


night mx

[QUOTE=styler]lol that was a fun msn mx orgy, anybody who didnt get a chance to add me,or anybody who didnt get a chance to be in the convo but feels like adding me anyway...my email is
[email]drummer1605@hotmail.com[/email]


night mx[/QUOTE]

Scott is ****ing hillarious with his voice clips.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]Jim
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:([/QUOTE]

lol. wont be long b4 this is deleted too and people goback down to 100 posts. lol

Loopy doody do
my nose is in the glue,
I saw a man walk down the street
while sitting in a shoe

I asked him where by he found
that very shoe on the ground,
He replied my son it's not too hard
simply use your foot to make a sound

Just one or both my inquire fell
he looked at me for a spell,
said my friend you've missed the light
make a sound like a bell

Did this as hard as I try
my feet fell short of the sky,
as i gazed apon the man in the shoe
one thing I knew was true

If you've got this far
and I know you have,
your as crazy as I am
said the shoe man sam

[quote=Punkdrummer...]Man, Just stay away from abortion. Its the same thing as killing a person.[/quote]

I cant say i have a problem with murder in the right situation.

[QUOTE=Porkupine]I have a really small bladder. I pissed about once an hour.[/QUOTE]

You could have diabeties

Well she's deffo pregnant by the looks of it

Porcupine is a girl?

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]Try drinking while pissing.
Tis awsome.[/QUOTE]
funny when your drinking a pint of guiness and it kind of slowwwwwwws down.. damn i love that stuff

Hello all, my name is Adam. I am a drummer who has only been playing for 6 weeks. I live in Perth in Western Australia and am 16. I've always wanted to play drums ever since I can remember, when I was younger I used to listen to alot of Phil Collins and Genesis and was lucky to meet him and get his signature during the Both Sides tour in 1995. Now-a-days I listen to alot of variety, from progressive rock to metal. I only just found this forum tonight and decided it will be a good place to learn alot (aside from lessons which I plan to take soon) and also meet some new people.

Hey adam... welcome to forum, Thats awesome that you met Phil Collins.

[quote=Cocaberry]Porcupine is a girl?[/quote]

No, i meant my ex. With my child

[QUOTE=RushHourSoul]Hey adam... welcome to forum, Thats awesome that you met Phil Collins.[/QUOTE]

Wasn't a proper meeting more of a hand-shake (I was only 5 then) and then I was taken back to hang around with Ricky Lawson (who is a really great guy he organised for us to go back stage). The worst thing was I can't remember much of the show just the opening with I Don't Care Anymore and small parts of other songs.