i'm out bro, she's up :D

Time for another sloppy bang sesh!

sloppy metal secks!

Stick it in her butt, that's metal.

That's metal as f*ck!

No (artifical) lube will win you extra points.

Done it a million times. Lube is lame.

I prefer lube.

ugh i feel so shitty, i have a mad stomachache and on top of that i'm v v hungry (and broke). think i'm gonna go home after this class so i can eat + get some rest

Rest helps! I rested for almost a week to get over my stomach thing.

He's got the swine flu!

if only we understood the SCIENCE behind it

The mind boggles.

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;17225831]Stick it in her butt, that's metal.[/QUOTE]

Blood, The Natural Lubricant.
^^^^
most metal album name ever.

Hahahaha that turns me on for some reason.

if i ever had a joke metal band, that would be the name of the album/ep/whatever.

I wonder if blood is actually a good lubricant?

ofc it is

so this guy at my school is talking ****. should i kick the **** out of him?

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17226080]so this guy at my school is talking ****. should i kick the **** out of him?[/QUOTE]

depends... is it worth it?

Do it.

I'm at work right now, thinking I might not see the Barcelona vs. Chelsea game because I have tons of work to do and so little time :(

Yeah seriously i don't see why not.

i have work in half an hour

boo

i have to work in 3 hours, but i dont want to work tonight because i'll be outside and the temperature is supposed to drop and it's supposed to rain. ugh, what kind of soccer game starts at 8PM, seriously.

Mappy: Where do you work dude?

[QUOTE]ugh, what kind of soccer game starts at 8PM, seriously.[/QUOTE]

Champions League games.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17226092]i have to work in 3 hours, but i dont want to work tonight because i'll be outside and the temperature is supposed to drop and it's supposed to rain. ugh, what kind of soccer game starts at 8PM, seriously.[/QUOTE]

What game are you working?

TFC and whoever the hell they're playing. I never know, aha.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17226093]Mappy: Where do you work dude?[/QUOTE]

Weis

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