I bet some guy bet L. Ron Hubbard that he couldn't make a religion so Hubbard said, "Oh yeah?" And now we have scientology. You win, Hubbard. He's laughing in heaven (or hell) right now.

I didn't even know it was a book, but the movie sucked.

[QUOTE=Oh, the horror!]I didn't even know it was a book, but the movie sucked.[/QUOTE]
Not just A book, THE book. It's based off the book that is the Scientologist equivalent to the bible. It's like "Passion of the Christ", only for scientologists.

That may give you a hint on just how fvcked up that 'religion' is.

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]battlefield earth is apparently one of the worst movies/books ever.[/QUOTE]
Movie was sub par, book wasn't bad if not f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking huge.

[QUOTE=srt-4]that song is so amazing

also, the scientology headquarters are like a 15 minute drive from my house. we used to mess with them. then they killed that girl and we decided to leave them alone.[/QUOTE]
They killed a girl??

HOO-RAY BEER! [b][i][/b][/i]

[QUOTE=DFelon204409]They've done more than that man. They've sapped people of their life savings. An editorial on the subject can be found here. [url]http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com[/url]

I think I did that right.[/QUOTE]
Woah, wasn't aware of some of that stuff. Thats some weird sh[Size=2]i[/Size]t.

Gather 'round kids! It's time for another one of


[size=8]Wow's Wacky Adventures![/size]


So my ex-girlfriend got back from a three week vacation in Europe. Me being the angsty scenester I am, I got depressed and started drinking. Heavily. After 17 Killian's Irish Reds, my friend Doug calls me. He says "Yo Ash what's up?"

[ slur ]"Eh man, not much"[ /slur ]

"Well uh, my birthday's today. We're celebrating in an hour. Can you make it?"

[ slur ]"Yeah for a bit, then I gotta head home." [ /slur ]

"Alright killer. I'll see you soon."


I sat there wondering what I should get Doug, one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world, for the one day of the year we celebrate his existence. I was watching TV when suddenly a commercial with women talking infront of blue backrounds, climbing mountains, defeating Godzilla as he unleashes his imprisoned lizard wrath on Tokya, you know, the usual, and they finally got to the point. It's a commercial for Vagisil, and ointment (I think) that you apply to your cooter when it smells funny. I immediately got up, got a ride from Zach to the closest CVS and stumbled in. Some 19 year old guy asked if I needed help finding anything to which I replied "Where do you keep the Vagisil?" He paused, mumbled a bit of jibberish while trying to figure out why a young man was trying to buy Vagisil, and lead me to it. I made my purchase while the lady behind the counter tried to hold in her laughing, and walked out to the car and headed to Doug's house.


When I arrived, all of my friends were there, along with Doug's family. His mom was video-taping the festivities like she always does and while everyone was getting ready to go out, I passed out on Doug's couch. I was awoken 20 or so minutes later by his brother Charlie so we could watch Doug open his gifts. He opened them one by one until he finally got to the purple, sparkly bag which held my ultimate birthday present. He opened it with an excited and anxious look on his face and finally saw what I had purchased for him. There was a moment of silence and everyone stared at it, confused and slightly offended. Doug then broke the silence by saying

"... Dude.... Ash.... what the fu[size=2]c[/size]k?"


I was then kicked out of Doug's house by his mother for being an inconsiderate a[size=2]s[/size]shole and I'm not allowed back.

vagasil lol

Hahahhaa, Ash. <3

-Gav

Matt and Gav are there any shows tommorow night in MA or NH besides the black my heart show in revere?

ROFL at vagisil.

Im fairly sure battlefield earth isnt about scientology at all, its just a sci-fi novel written by scientologies creator. Their bible is called dianetics.

SPEAKING OF: I started writing a song yesterday out of nowhere about how i feel religion is nothing but a scam anymore, and I called it Dianetics.

[QUOTE=Wow]I was then kicked out of Doug's house by his mother for being an inconsiderate a[size=2]s[/size]shole and I'm not allowed back.[/QUOTE]
hahaha

how old are you, by the way

[QUOTE=Converge#12]Matt and Gav are there any shows tommorow night in MA or NH besides the black my heart show in revere?[/QUOTE]

Go see Black My Heart. They are good.

[quote=cobert]ROFL at vagisil.

Im fairly sure battlefield earth isnt about scientology at all, its just a sci-fi novel written by scientologies creator. Their bible is called dianetics.

SPEAKING OF: I started writing a song yesterday out of nowhere about how i feel religion is nothing but a scam anymore, and I called it Dianetics.[/quote]

Yeah Battlefield Earth is just a sci-fi book. A very long sci-fi book.

But it does have some ideas that went on to be part of scientology.

Scientology is SO weird.

I'm a Scientologist.

rofl?

Ash, how old is that friend of yours? The way you told it made him seem awfully young. :/

rofl indeed

rofl

[QUOTE=Converge#12]Matt and Gav are there any shows tommorow night in MA or NH besides the black my heart show in revere?[/QUOTE]

Only that one that I know of.

-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Only that one that I know of.

-Gav[/QUOTE]
God damn. Are you going to it or no? Doesnt seem worth it to me.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Go see Black My Heart. They are good.[/QUOTE]
Damn right.

[QUOTE=whiteminority]Damn right.[/QUOTE]
BURY YOUR DEAD, ON BROKEN WINGS, BLACK MY HEART, KILLING THE DREAM, RUINER.

^ That's the bill? F[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck go, even though On Broken Wings are not good.

[QUOTE=whiteminority]^ That's the bill? F[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck go, even though On Broken Wings are not good.[/QUOTE]
123456789 they suck!!!

I'm 17 and so is my friend. I wasn't kicked out just 'cause of that, his mom hated me and thought I was crazy before that.

bought a lot of n64 games off my friend today

pokemon snap, f zero x, starfox, super mario 64, yoshi's world, gex 64

pretty pumped about that

HAHA I love Pokemon Snap