Did you shoot grease or something?

My dream was like.....ok, I was in a classroom, and I stood up and started yelling at the teacher, which is a recurring dream of mine. Then I stood up and walked out. When I left the classroom, I was in this really weird old house. Like an old old mansion in Louisiana.

I started walking around the house, and it was built really weirdly. I don't know exactly how to describe it. If I walked into one room, then exited and went into the previous room, the original room was never the same. Like, the house never stopped growing. It just kept going on and on and on.

And there were people in the rooms to. But there was something wrong with them, like they kept giving me these really creepy stares. And I don't remember exactly what they were doing that was creeping me out, but I got really freaked out and started running away.

I ran to this big staircase. And I walked around the staircase, and there was a reverse staircase on the other side, if that makes any sense? Anyway, I started walking up the staircase upside down, and all of a sudden there were all these corpses on the wall.

Then I woke up.

[QUOTE=Zmev;13763773]Did you shoot grease or something?[/QUOTE]

that's gross.

You were right about it being fu[size=2]cked[/size] up.

I have dreams where I'm in houses where the rooms keep changing like you said.

i had a pretty cool dream last night. ive never done motocross, but it was me and a bunch of kids with dirtbikes on this like park with huge halfpipes and massive drop-ins, like a level on Tony Hawks Pro Skater, but with dirtbikes.

everyone sucked but i was getting massive air on the half pipes and like i vividly remember just flying forty or fifty feet straight into the air on this dirtbike and landing and going up the other side and repeat ad infinitum...

then one time i hit the ramp at an angle and i had a lotta lotta speed and so i started floating up and out of the park, and outside the park was just hills and countryside, and i just kept clearing these fences. like once you got out it was all downhill and i was still floating up slowly, so eventually i leaned forward and put my arms out to start flying (i've never flown in a dream) and i immediately began falling to the ground and when i hit the ground i woke up.

:upset:

i had a cool dream but i forgot it

Dreams are only interesting to the people that had them.

yo zappppppa

[QUOTE=Zappa;13765021]Dreams are only interesting to the people that had them.[/QUOTE]

Oh? So you think the dream I had where I was shot in the back of the head by my own brother then reincarnated into Ringo Starr,during the Ed Sullivan taping to only be killed again and have the remaining Beatles pose my (Ringo's) body for an upcoming album cover , isn't interesting?

that was just really lame

congrats

[QUOTE=Eliminator;13765056]that was just really lame

congrats[/QUOTE]

I'd agree, But I'm really not making it up. I really dreamt that.

[QUOTE]that's gross.[/QUOTE]

Oh, so he makes the post about whackin' it and having a pimple, and [I]my[/I] post is the gross one.

So as of about 30 seconds ago I now have a job at a movie store.

Yeah, whenever anything happens to me the first thing I do is post on MX, too.

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath;13766557]Joke's on you.[/QUOTE]

explain?

Well working is a great prospect when your broke and need cash, but give it a month working there and the thought of doing a shift will make you want to kill yourself.

But if you're going to have a job that you're going to end up hating, there are worse places to have it than a movie store.

But if you work at safeway you hate your job from day 1.

Yeah!

Ps OHH Navy Seals!

I hated my job before I even got it, because my parents made me get it. It has like the worst hours ever.

I had the best job of all time before the arcade shut down. Best friend was my manager, great pay, easy as hell, played games.

arcade would be an awesome job.



unless there was an arcade fire!

snapppppppp

my last job was a lifeguard. :cool:

Sam, you are so hot.

my last job was not having a job

[QUOTE=beso negro;13763720]I woke up and saw a brand new pimple on my face. I think it is because I was masturbating last night. :confused:[/QUOTE]

eh.

My last job was hitting on Internet girls. I was replaced by a more efficient Zappa unit.

hahahaha

i am from the future.

eliminator is going to say " yoo"
puleczar is going to say "so which xiu xiu album should i listen to first?"

I work at a music store so no complaints there.

[quote=beso negro;13769871]i am from the future.

eliminator is going to say " yoo"
puleczar is going to say "so which xiu xiu album should i listen to first?"[/quote]
[quote=Eliminator;13769724]yoo[/quote]
[quote=pulseczar;13769680]so which xiu xiu album should i listen to first?[/quote]
That was cool!

[b]EDIT:[/b] Wtf...

whoa..

anyway, fabulous muscles.

yoo

Fab

fab muscles

the new Your Band Sucks is going to make R&M cry (it's about metal in general)

what the s[size=2]hit[/size] is going on in here?


EDIT: how did i do that?

[QUOTE=Robert Crumb;13769604]My last job was hitting on Internet girls. I was replaced by a more efficient Zappa unit.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I am ruthlessly efficient. Check that out.

[QUOTE=Robert Crumb;13769604]My last job was hitting on Internet girls. I was replaced by a more efficient Zappa unit.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I am ruthlessly efficient. Check that out.

Hm, my post went behind pulse's for no reason.

I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE

woah, sputnik is back.

so which xiu xiu album should i listen to first? (choices restricted to fabulous muscles, a promise, or la foret)

Zappa: fortune telling sex machine