i once considered stealing drum stuff from my church (parents are religious, therefor i have to go)

during 'confirmation', we had to go to a lockin at the church. i had a cd player, so i went to wherever i could just sit and listen to music. ended up gazing upon a 10'' K splash and Iron Cobras.

Due to a concious or whatever, I didn't take them. Should have though. 'Christian Contempory' doesn't require drum gear. It requires an 8th note beat, (extra points for lack of creativity!) a fill that involves nothing more than a crash, and chimes.

Long live Queen Pespi.

Yeah, thats right.
Hail me, b[I]i[/I]tch.

AND if I were black, I'd go to church.
I really like Gospel music.
Who ever linked me to that gospel chops site rules.

If she is the messenger of god, do we get to be disciples?

[QUOTE=Porkupine]i once considered stealing drum stuff from my church (parents are religious, therefor i have to go)

during 'confirmation', we had to go to a lockin at the church. i had a cd player, so i went to wherever i could just sit and listen to music. ended up gazing upon a 10'' K splash and Iron Cobras.

Due to a concious or whatever, I didn't take them. Should have though. 'Christian Contempory' doesn't require drum gear. It requires an 8th note beat, (extra points for lack of creativity!) a fill that involves nothing more than a crash, and chimes.[/QUOTE]

Stealing is just wrong, even if it's for drum gear.

[QUOTE=Porkupine]If she is the messenger of god, do we get to be disciples?[/QUOTE]
Depends.
-spreads legs-

Yes, but being awake at 7 in the morning with no sleep whatsover, that made me consider it.

Never stolen anything, considering shoplifting laws here are harsh.

:lol:
Churches always have such nice musical equipment.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Depends.
-spreads legs-[/QUOTE]
I'll be sure to remember this when writing The Book of Porkupine for the MXBible.

Porkupine 1:32.5
[i]...and the Lord Pepsi spreadeth Her legs...[/i]

[QUOTE=Porkupine]I'll be sure to remember this when writing The Book of Porkupine for the MXBible.

Porkupine 1:32.5
[i]...and the Lord Pepsi spreadeth Her legs...[/i][/QUOTE]

:lol:

( it's Pespi not Pepsi )

OOooh.
That made me laugh.
If I could rep you, I would.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Depends.
-spreads legs-[/QUOTE]

hm I won't post anything considering as I've never seen you :lol:

-DM

i'm still on probation from "stealing". really it was just immaturity that they labelled "theft under $500".

i'm starting to re-consider going into work tomorrow. i've been reading up on bronchitis, and handling food is really something i should avoid right now. the only thing that's making me even consider going in tomorrow is that one of the workers just got fired the other day for not calling in in advance. it was more than once that they did it, but still, i don't want the bosses angry at me.

Oh my god.
The stronghold is extra funny tonight.

Nah man, Porkupine has always been hilarious. Probably the funniest guy around. Ever.

dude i thought your personal message said "monster co[b]c[/b]k" and i laughed for like 4 minutes, then i realised it didnt and i was sad.



:(.

i'd call in sick.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks]Stealing is just wrong, even if it's for drum gear.[/QUOTE]

O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an [B]a[/B]sshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.

[QUOTE=British Boy]Nah man, Porkupine has always been hilarious. Probably the funniest guy around. Ever.[/QUOTE]
:naughty: Coming on to me, I see.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]dude i thought your personal message said "monster co[b]c[/b]k" and i laughed for like 4 minutes, then i realised it didnt and i was sad.



:(.[/QUOTE]

Still feelin the effects eh?



Lightweight.

Dont even start.

[QUOTE=-TheGlassPrison-]Yes.
Im 6'2 and a half.
190.[/QUOTE]sup small stuff? :eek:

[QUOTE=Loyton]O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an [B]a[/B]sshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.[/QUOTE]
Holy ****!!! I am in no way religous at all, I do not go to church, noone controls me. It's just that stealing isn't the best thing to get into. PLus it always feels nice to buy new gear that you worked for

[QUOTE=Loyton]O shut up. You and your righteous crap. Right and wrong is marketed and abused in our society, with our hypocritical goverment to the drugs we do in our own homes. Sorry to bust your bubble, but church capitalizes off of needy people like you.

Go ahead, think im an [B]a[/B]sshole.

Think im saying this because im part of the devil force driving you away from your precious christ.

Think its ok because im going to hell, and your not.

I got news for you, this is how they control you, and your most likely past the point of return at this point. Being led through life by fallacies might work for you, and in many ways I envy your ignorance. I wish santa claus was real.

But hes not.[/QUOTE]
I don't think he meant that in a religious way. I think he meant it by means of businesses and stuff.

I could never steal from a local business. A place like bestbuy, I could, if they laxed security. Stealing 1 of millions of their cds is no big deal. Friend of mine lifted a 6'' splash from a guitarcenter, that doesn't leave people poor.

Holy ****.
Im changing it to monster ****

[QUOTE=faith+1]sup small stuff? :eek:[/QUOTE]

go me.

haha at a music store here they have a pic of a girl with a guitar in her coat :lol: She actually tried stealing a guitar :lol: Of course she got caught...

-DM

I'm not going to lie and say that i've never stolen anything before, but it isn't something i'd go around doing all the time.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks]Holy ****!!! I am in no way religous at all, I do not go to church, noone controls me. It's just that stealing isn't the best thing to get into. PLus it always feels nice to buy new gear that you worked for[/QUOTE]

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Lime"]FORGIVE ME[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Dude..... my bad totally. I thought you where that other guy thats all "Yea im totally punk but i totally love god to"

sorry dude, here have a cookie.:chug:

And I hope more people steal from those corprate bitches, and ESPICALLY hot topic. Dont EVEN get me started on the perpetuating social cycle and hot topics role in the pile of bull****.

well i'm calling in sick tomorrow. figure'd they can't really insist i go in if i'm contagious. and i might as well finish painting my toms, and slap my new heads on. give 'em a little test run before the year is over.

and i now have to lose a bunch of weight. back in the day, i promised a friend of mine that i'd go to the gym with her and lose whatever weight she lost. she moved in with her dad and we lost touch soon after. i just talked to her (she moved back), and she's lost 45 pounds since then. now i can't afford to lose 45 pounds, but i'm going for atleast 20.

[QUOTE=sic]well i'm calling in sick tomorrow. figure'd they can't really insist i go in if i'm contagious. and i might as well finish painting my toms, and slap my new heads on. give 'em a little test run before the year is over.

and i now have to lose a bunch of weight. back in the day, i promised a friend of mine that i'd go to the gym with her and lose whatever weight she lost. she moved in with her dad and we lost touch soon after. i just talked to her (she moved back), and she's lost 45 pounds since then. now i can't afford to lose 45 pounds, but i'm going for atleast 20.[/QUOTE]


I know it sounds puss[SIZE="2"]y[/SIZE], but i love you and am sending you good thoughts to get better.

You should send me good thoughts. Im stuck babysitting on new years eve.

[QUOTE=Loyton]I know it sounds puss[SIZE="2"]y[/SIZE], but i love you and am sending you good thoughts to get better.[/QUOTE]
grow some balls. you sound like f'ucking richard simmons.





nah, i love you too. :lol:

Before anyone can say anything negative, I suggest a D&P Group Hug.™

There ya go TGP....... Monster kock!

I'm in.

*hug*

[QUOTE=Porkupine]You should send me good thoughts. Im stuck babysitting on new years eve.[/QUOTE]

HAHHHHHhaa.

The reason im giggling is i was this close to being in the same position as yourself, but barely slipped out of it by saying NO very firmly.

-edit


*hug

[QUOTE=Loyton][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Lime"]FORGIVE ME[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Dude..... my bad totally. I thought you where that other guy thats all "Yea im totally punk but i totally love god to"

sorry dude, here have a cookie.:chug:

And I hope more people steal from those corprate bitches, and ESPICALLY hot topic. Dont EVEN get me started on the perpetuating social cycle and hot topics role in the pile of bull****.[/QUOTE]

No problem man, I am not punk and I quite enjoy having nothing to do with god or any religion at that. :chug:


* hug *

[QUOTE=Loyton]HAHHHHHhaa.

The reason im giggling is i was this close to being in the same position as yourself, but barely slipped out of it by saying NO very firmly.

-edit


*hug[/QUOTE]
Im doing it for some people my parents work with. They knew I'd say no, so they asked me right when I woke up, and didn't realize tomorrow was New Years. All that was in my mind was "[size=2]F[/size]uck yeah, money!" and not "[size=2]F[/size]uck no, watching damn Finding Nemo for the hundreth time!"

Ha, glad we are good. Sorry if i came off as an asshole. Which i am on occation.

On another note, im looking for a chime like intrument for my set.