Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelvffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze t|rkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelvffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertf|nfzig Gramm gemahlene N|sse
Ein wenig echter Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Sch|ssel geben
Butter einr|hren
Gemahlene N|sse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro_e St|cke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wdlzen und
Sagt die Zauberwvrter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad f|r f|nfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad f|r f|nfzehn Minuten backen

und Keine Eier ..

Ich liebe es

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]EDIT: Oh, and about these sacred geometric time sigs- Nope, sorry. Maynard wrote the lyrics to Lateralus in the Fibonacci sequence, but the song is in 12/8 time, which really has not a whole to do with sacred geomotry. Also, Danny Carey's drum pattern also somehow progresses along with this pattern, but I'm not a drummer, so I have no clue how to dissect his drumming. :shrug:[/QUOTE]
Okay, here's how it stands on the time signatures for the song Lateralus:

1. The song opens with Adam's repeating guitar line in 4/4.
2. The heavy stuff kicks in, with Adam and Justin playing parts 6/8 while Danny's drum beat consists of a measure of 9/8, followed by a measure of 8/8. followed by a mesure of 7/8. This is repeated three times.
3. In the first verse, the drums play in 4/4, and then in 5/4.
4. The heavy part is repeated for the chorus (9/8, 8/8. 7/8).
5. The verses are repeated, pretty much the same.
6. The heavy part is repeated for the second chorus (again, the stuff in 9/8, 8/8. 7/8). This time, the third repetition has a guitar solo instead of Maynard's lyrics.
7. The solo continues with a secondary part in 3/4.
8. After Justin's repeated bassline, Adam's guitar part from the first minute-and-a-half is again repeated. However, Danny does something incredibly cool by playing a beat in 5/4 over Adam and Justin's 4/4 parts. This gives it a very different, slightly confusing sound.
9. The song finishes with the big end stuff in 6/8.

Ta-da. So all in all, at different points, the song Lateralus is in 3/4, 4/4, 5/4, 6/8, 7/8, 8/8, and 9/8.

Basically, one hell of a song.


EDIT:
I really, really hope somebody reads this!

Que se dice? Lo siento, pero no hablo mucho de que estas hablando. Solo tengo los clases de Espanol, tambien, mi escuela no tiene un clase para hablar tu lingua.

Tambien, lo siento para no acentos o otra gramatica.

BlindWriting- Thanks for that. I've always been under the impression that the verse is in 12/8. :confused: Oh, and I did read it all. :)

vous fumez des pipes a boeuf, ouais?

I'm drug free, as a matter of fact.

[size=1]Freetranslation.com is a little better at translating French than German.[/size]

Y tu? Te gusta fumar el mato? Hagolo un tiempo, y no me gusta. Prefiero animal po[COLOR=White]rn[/COLOR]ografia. :cool:

I quit Spanish after four years to study Latin full time. Awesome language.

Jcrois quilya des tappettes icite, ouais?

[QUOTE=clearvision]

Forty Six & Tool is great, but N00bs will be searching for the word tool at the front of the thread name, hence why I chose 'Tool - Be patient' as it has tool first. Shameless plugging ++[/QUOTE]

Then why not Tool & 46?

Doesn't have the same ring to it. :(

How about Tool- The Bethlehem Abortion Clinic? Totally forgot about AJIG's idea. :-D

I'm actually liking "Spiral Out – The Tool Thread" the best at this point.

I like "Tool" "Tool - Spiral Out" and AJIGs is good to.

I like "I know the pieces fit... into the tool thread!"

Hey thats half decent!

NUCCA PUHLEEZ! i know that :wave:

Or maybe: "Flush it all away... Floaters not appreciated"

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]Okay, here's how it stands on the time signatures for the song Lateralus:

1. The song opens with Adam's repeating guitar line in 4/4.
2. The heavy stuff kicks in, with Adam and Justin playing parts 6/8 while Danny's drum beat consists of a measure of 9/8, followed by a measure of 8/8. followed by a mesure of 7/8. This is repeated three times.
3. In the first verse, the drums play in 4/4, and then in 5/4.
4. The heavy part is repeated for the chorus (9/8, 8/8. 7/8).
5. The verses are repeated, pretty much the same.
6. The heavy part is repeated for the second chorus (again, the stuff in 9/8, 8/8. 7/8). This time, the third repetition has a guitar solo instead of Maynard's lyrics.
7. The solo continues with a secondary part in 3/4.
8. After Justin's repeated bassline, Adam's guitar part from the first minute-and-a-half is again repeated. However, Danny does something incredibly cool by playing a beat in 5/4 over Adam and Justin's 4/4 parts. This gives it a very different, slightly confusing sound.
9. The song finishes with the big end stuff in 6/8.

Ta-da. So all in all, at different points, the song Lateralus is in 3/4, 4/4, 5/4, 6/8, 7/8, 8/8, and 9/8.

Basically, one hell of a song.


EDIT:
I really, really hope somebody reads this![/QUOTE]
I read it, I'm surprised you typed all that.

I like schism more, its more original... that and the prison bitch song or whatever it is...?

Prison Sex.

[B][U]Update:[/U][/B]

1) "Spiral Out - The Tool Thread"
2) "tool - Go Where No One's Been"
3) "Tool - be patient"
4) "Tool - think for yourselves, question authority"
5) "46 & tool"
6) tool
7) 'Thread with a *****' (thank you superpeer)
8) Toolology
9) "Jerk Off a Hooker With a Tool"
10) Die Eier Von Tool.
11) "(-) Tool"


[Quote=Darkness Of Greed]Really? I was told it ment balls, and always thought that... I never thought to question.[/Quote]

You can translate 'Eier' either with "eggs" or "balls", but in the context with the song it has to be "eggs" because it is a recipe for 'marihuana cookies'. :thumb: though i don't know if it works - when you bake cookies you have to use 'Eier' and maynard sings 'Keine Eier".

We still haven't come to dicission about the thread name. It most definatly can't stay Rock & Metal's Tool thread. So we make a thread, with a poll(duh) and let's settle this.
Title: Tool Thread Name Change.

After each choice, you add the creator's username. Then, when a winner is chosen, the user responsible, will be praised.

Then everybody should post their ideas here for recap.

What do you think?(I would like to stand up to the challenge, if we decide to do it.) :thumb:



/reads above post.....but doesn't scrap idea :amaze:

[quote=blindwriting]I quit Spanish after four years to study Latin full time. Awesome language.[/quote]
i had latin for 4years at school :upset: . in 1week i will fly to barcelona (spain) to visit my sister and i have only this one week to learn spanish! the only words i can speak are: hola, que tal? me llamo kacper. :lol:
****, i should learn more and don't sit around the computer all the time. :D

[QUOTE=Prince of Darkness]We still haven't come to dicission about the thread name. It most definatly can't stay Rock & Metal's Tool thread. So we make a thread, with a poll(duh) and let's settle this.
Title: Tool Thread Name Change.

After each choice, you add the creator's username. Then, when a winner is chosen, the user responsible, will be praised.

Then everybody should post their ideas here for recap.

What do you think?(I would like to stand up to the challenge, if we decide to do it.) :thumb: [/quote]
hm... well, good idea (a thread with a poll with all the 11 suggestion i posted above), though i suppose the thread will be illegal.

I asked for premission at the suggestion thread. I see what happens.

but then everybody will be able to vote (even non-tool-fans).

hmm.Jokers. We don't need that. If we add a poll to the Tool thread, can you remove it later on? I heard someone say they wanted to recreate the Official Tool Thread. Maybe we could add a thread to this one, and then when it ends, we could move to a new thread.
Just a thought

i have a better idea. we take the list and everybody add one point to the name-suggestion he wants to have:

f.e.:
1) tool (1)
2) (-) tool (0)
3) tool - be patient (3)

the next one, will copy and paste... it will go on and on and the name with most points will win.

Sounds good to me...

How long oes voting last for?

We shoudnt add aything ekse to the name, look how pathetic the power metal looks no with its name

[QUOTE=repcak]but who will read 700 pages? that's impossible...



how can i see, how many posts i have done in a certain thread? i can't find it.[/QUOTE]

could lock the thread and archive
it


y dont we name the thread - TOOL -

- TOOL - seems nice

[QUOTE=cigaro88]could lock the thread and archive
it


y dont we name the thread - TOOL -[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think so aswell, but that's just us. We can't talk for a community. We need to vote, whichever way. Repcak, I like your idea of voting, but isn't it gonna be less hastle with a poll?

My suggestion - Tool Sucks : Eggs Of Satan
- Useful Tool Idiot Thread

Now that wasn't very nice. Clearly you don't care about the Tool thread. Or you're just joking...ahh it's so difficult to tell the differance.

Neither Prince.Why would you think such a thing?

Now comes in the sarcasm to further the confusion created by......you.

[QUOTE=Prince of Darkness]Now comes in the sarcasm to further the confusion created by......you.[/QUOTE]


He has posted in here before. It's a joke get over it.

46 & Tool gets my official vote.

How about a stab back at Alt & Indie for their anti Tool thread? We probably wouldn't get away with it but something like 'Tool > Alt & Indie'. Just a suggestion.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revovler]How about a stab back at Alt & Indie for their anti Tool thread? We probably wouldn't get away with it but something like 'Tool > Alt & Indie'. Just a suggestion.[/QUOTE]

How about (for us):

"Why People in Rock and Metal Like Tool"

Remember the title of their thread?

[QUOTE=Maynard James Keenan]How about (for us):

"Why People in Rock and Metal Like Tool"

Remember the title of their thread?[/QUOTE]
Maybe, the problem with both of them is that you would get people posting "I like them because..." which is also a problem with my example too. Also, I doubt the mods will change the name to something like that even if we wanted to.

if there aren't more serious (!) suggestion for a name, i think we should vote this evening (european time - in 5-6 hours?!). I will start and make a 'Post-Title'.

We have to be careful that no 'vote-point' will be waste, cause when 2 people copy & paste (+ vote) at the same time, problems will appear.
[U]
Be carefull! look always at the previous post and if its necessary re-edit!![/U]

I am quite confused as to how you are going to pull this off. Are you doing it in this thread and if so are you going to use a poll because I am pretty sure you would need the assistance of threadstarter or a mod to do so.