[QUOTE]You know what they say about older women.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, they have really nasty decrepit wahoos.

Like your mom.

SHAZAM!

Good night y'all. Gonna sleep and get to my jingle jangles tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I love that film, everything they do is brilliant, anyone seen Orgazmo?[/QUOTE]

Yes, but the real question is have you ever seen the movie they made while they were in college, Cannibal The Musical?

Every movie these guys have made is beyond brilliant

1 The Doors 3
1 Cannibal Corpse 3
1 Children of Bodom 3
4 Pressure 4-5 2
5 Tool 1
5 Queen 1
5 System of a Down 1
5 Slipknot 1
5 Rush 1
5 Good Charlotte 1
5 Scorpions 1
5 Nile 1
5 Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble 1
5 Memento 1
5 Sacrifice 1
5 Doug Munro 1


Wow, my audioscrobbler works.


Now I'm listening to Unearth and downloading Meshuggah. Good times.

Peace out for a month. I'll post a few times I think.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Man, how many of these series would we be up to then?

Steerpike's Spotlight
Featured Artists
RCA's Thrash Heroes
ArC's ones about albums
[B]Featured Genres(pfft faylur)[/B]
MagicalTroll's something or another
What's for Lunch? [I][SIZE=1](Copyright Dr. Jake Destructo)[/SIZE][/I]
Riva's Monday Night Mayhem
Med's untitled kewl threads
Det Nosnip's various threads

R&M owns.[/QUOTE]

It makes me cry. And you forget my few Reasons to be a fan threads. I think I've done 3 or 4.

Have fun at film camp! That's where you're going right?

So guess what. I'm wearing silk boxers guys. :cool:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
So guess what. I'm wearing silk boxers guys. :cool:[/QUOTE]

:amaze: wow! Thanks for the info! I'm sure everyone really wanted to know that, anyways.

Hey guys. French student came a couple days ago. She's pretty nice and we all like her. My family is going to take her out to see fireworks later on tomorrow for the 4th. I am SO staying home. Fireworks f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]ck me up. :upset:

[QUOTE=Steerpike]"Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

Basically, it's one big satire of religion and apocalyptic lore.[/QUOTE]
that's a great one, all of Pratchett's stuff is great

the Lovecraft adaptation seems to be a great idea,
"But by GOD, Eliot, it was a photograph[I] from life...[/I]"

What is Riva's Monday Night Mayhem?

Rivas monday night mayhem are a series of threads that HeavyRiva puts out once a week, on monday, which basically recaps the highlights of the last week on R&M. Usually a pretty quality read

[QUOTE=X12ouncesofhateX]Rivas monday night mayhem are a series of threads that HeavyRiva puts out once a week, on monday, which basically recaps the highlights of the last week on R&M. Usually a pretty quality read[/QUOTE]

Sweet. Where at? In the R&M or in the Pit?

yeah its in R&M, youll see one pop up tomorrow

[QUOTE=X12ouncesofhateX]yeah its in R&M, youll see one pop up tomorrow[/QUOTE]

Awesome. I must see that. :thumb:
I really hope I can do the July cover comp. It would be fun, but I hope I can figure out something with Sixpounder. I love playing that song. Or maybe I can try learning the rest of Bed of Razors really fast. :lol: That would be sweet.

yeah i also hope i can do it, my issue is not so much with learning the songs, or how to record, just time constraints. My laptop, which i have here in germany is just not powerful enough to record, it gets extreme lag (besides i have a terrible sounding amp here, its one of those battery operated ones). However i will finally be home for good on the 25th of july, which just gives me 6 days to record all guitars, bass, and vocals, and i picked a song with a semi-odd structure to it, so messups are bound to occur. Plus i think a friend of mine has both my vocal and instrument mics, so i would need to get both of those back before i even attempted to record anything, which is the other problem.

Still, ive been under bigger pressure about final projects for school, and i enjoy playing guitar, so this should be a piece of cake.

After listening to this album non stop for a day now, I realize how awesome Lamb of God's As The Palaces Burn is.

NP: Lamb of God - Blood Junkie

Right, it is decided. I shall do Blinded By Fear! I think im going to be the only person to do all the instruments, as im not programming drums, im doing them. I cannot wait to do those screams.

haha yeah, Lindberg screams are fun, my old band covered The Swarm :evil:

[QUOTE=ThE_B.P.C]I cannot wait to do those screams.[/QUOTE]

This is why I wanted you to do this song :p

I love screams, and they are some very scary/good screams. I might add some keyboards in.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Awesome. I must see that. :thumb:
I really hope I can do the July cover comp. It would be fun, but I hope I can figure out something with Sixpounder. I love playing that song. Or maybe I can try learning the rest of Bed of Razors really fast. :lol: That would be sweet.[/QUOTE]
I love the fact i'm vocalist for the bodom thread cover, what am I doing again?
taste of my scythe is it?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I love the fact i'm vocalist for the bodom thread cover, what am I doing again?
taste of my scythe is it?[/QUOTE]
Man, you're doing Maiden and Bodom? That's going to be sick. Why don't you do vocals for my Cradle of Filth thread as well? :thumb: :lol:

I keed.

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]Man, you're doing Maiden and Bodom? That's going to be sick. Why don't you do vocals for my Cradle of Filth thread as well? :thumb: :lol:

I keed.[/QUOTE]
fuc[COLOR=White]k[/COLOR] I probably could aswell...
get some other people together and I would

[QUOTE=Leah]Awesome. I must see that.
I really hope I can do the July cover comp. It would be fun, but I hope I can figure out something with Sixpounder. I love playing that song. Or maybe I can try learning the rest of Bed of Razors really fast. That would be sweet.[/QUOTE]

Sup.

Yeah, "Sixpunder" is pretty fun to play. Generally any Bodom song is fun to play.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]fuc[COLOR=White]k[/COLOR] I probably could aswell...
get some other people together and I would[/QUOTE]
Well my friend is a drummer and I know he can play Summer Dying Fast.

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]Well my friend is a drummer and I know he can play Summer Dying Fast.[/QUOTE]
/hits high raspy bit at the end
seems OK!

[QUOTE=ICB]Sup.

Yeah, "Sixpunder" is pretty fun to play. Generally any Bodom song is fun to play.[/QUOTE]


Hey there. Yeah, I love playing it. I love playing the parts of Chokehold that I know too. And Bed of Razors, of course.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I love the fact i'm vocalist for the bodom thread cover, what am I doing again?
taste of my scythe is it?[/QUOTE]

Are you f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking serious?! I never heard about it!! Which thread is that? Not the COBHC thread for sure. Let me know how it's going! :p ;)

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]Man, you're doing Maiden and Bodom? That's going to be sick. Why don't you do vocals for my Cradle of Filth thread as well? :thumb: :lol:

I keed.[/QUOTE]

You should, don't you really like Filth?

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Are you f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking serious?! I never heard about it!! Which thread is that? Not the COBHC thread for sure. Let me know how it's going! :p ;)[/QUOTE]
I dunno, chris asked me last night

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8508070&postcount=18847[/url]
july cover comp

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I dunno, chris asked me last night[/QUOTE]

That'll be awesome. I mean, since you have a "Laiho like voice" anyways... :D
I completely missed that. Vitu. I could've played something.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8508070&postcount=18847[/url]
july cover comp[/QUOTE]

Ah, so it was Chris' idea. Sweet. That's an awesome song. You don't happen to belong to any other messageboards, do you? Your name is just really familiar.

I just had the most wicked strawberry peach shake ever concieved. :cool:

Oh, and I was also playing Comfortably Numb. It ruled, but now my fingers hurt due to the uber bends.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I just had the most wicked strawberry peach shake ever concieved. :cool:
[/QUOTE]

That sounds really good right about now.

It would sound good any time. I think if I substituted vodka for milk, it would become one giant fruit-filled orgasm. :p

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]It would sound good any time. I think if I substituted vodka for milk, it would become one giant fruit-filled orgasm. :p[/QUOTE]

I'm sure that's lovely. And I'm sure you'll attempt it. :lol:

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]
Ah, so it was Chris' idea. Sweet. That's an awesome song. You don't happen to belong to any other messageboards, do you? Your name is just really familiar.[/QUOTE]
musicianalliance I am a member of too...

[url=http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/DrJakeDestructo]SCROB WHORING TIME[/url]

Abortion- How big of a board is that compared to mx?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]musicianalliance I am a member of too...[/QUOTE]

You don't have emo kid hair, do you? Because there was this one message board that I can't remember the name of where everyone was swooning over this one dude called Ollie with emo kid hair. Probably not you, but I was just curious. Not a very common name.

How can you have emo kid hair? :lol: Ollie is a cool name. You should thank your parents.

Jake. What a boring name. Why couldn't my parents have been more like Frank Zappa and name me something like Dweezil? :(

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]How can you have emo kid hair? :lol: Ollie is a cool name. You should thank your parents.

Jake. What a boring name. Why couldn't my parents have been more like Frank Zappa and name me something like Dweezil? :([/QUOTE]

I don't think he does, I think I'm thinking of someone else.
Jake isn't that bad. At least you weren't named for the chick in Star Wars only tweaked a little. :lol:

My brother and I got named for Czars. Not sure why, because we aren't Russian.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]My brother and I got named for Czars. Not sure why, because we aren't Russian.[/QUOTE]

That's pretty awesome.

What's your name, Steerpike, and who's your brother named after?

Marx wouldn't be a bad first name. It's actaully kind of cool.

Dr. Marx Destructo. :cool: