[QUOTE]incidents involving the eating of thumbtacks while sleepwalking.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] "laundry chute–neck breakage is everyone's problem."

"Falling down a laundry chute and breaking your neck does not discriminate," Baron said. "Anyone who has access to a shaft long enough to build up the velocity sufficient to fracture any of the C1 through C7 vertebrae is a potential victim."

"It is, however, one of the few cases in which obesity is beneficial," Baron continued. "An overweight person will often become wedged in the chute, preventing a fatal fall."

[/QUOTE]

A big lol.
:lol:

omg gundam wing
that was awful
far too complicated

angela anaconda ftl

[IMG]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Falling-Down-R.article.jpg[/IMG]
Says it all.

[QUOTE=Stevie II;16425332]omg gundam wing
that was awful
far too complicated

angela anaconda ftl[/QUOTE]

Pssshhhh endless waltz ftw

[QUOTE=the2stranger;16425338][IMG]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Falling-Down-R.article.jpg[/IMG]
Says it all.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, we live in a feminized country where safety is more important than freedom, so an Ad Council campaign about fatal laundry chute falls wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Why is Ramen so damn good? Especially when you drop an egg in it while cooking.

An egg? Never thought of that before.

Guys.
I be out drinking.

Behave bb's
:cool:

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16425366]Why is Ramen so damn good? Especially when you drop an egg in it while cooking.[/QUOTE]

I've never heard of that...

I usually just heat up Ramen in the microwave.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16425375]An egg? Never thought of that before.[/QUOTE]

dude its awesome

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16425390]I've never heard of that...

I usually just heat up Ramen in the microwave.[/QUOTE]

I boil it on the stove, so idk how the egg would work out in the microwave.

I just put some on the stove haha

hi5 mang

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16425250]I used to watch that before gundam wing and ronin warriors came on after school.[/QUOTE]

I'll always remember Beetleborgz.

[QUOTE=the2stranger;16425271]What's everyone planning on doing today?[/QUOTE]

I'm going to visit my grandma :cool: I'm going to introduce her to Sufjan Stevens and Tom Waits.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16425391]I boil it on the stove, so idk how the egg would work out in the microwave.[/QUOTE]

Haha probly not too well. It intrigues me though, so I might give it a go just to see what will happen.

[quote=guitrguy;16425396]hi5 Mang[/quote]

H:10

Intestines exposed
By violent thrusts
The innards removed
Dissecting the guts
To rip through the skin
Tissue and muscle
Cartilage shredding
Draining blood vessels

Frenzied hacking
Morals lacking
Eviscerate
Life is gone before my eyes

Flesh matters the most
When splattered around
Its never morose
Absurdly profound
Fresh insides come out
Excitedly done
My purpose in life
To kill just for fun

Frenzied hacking
Morals lacking
Eviscerate
Life is gone before my eyes

Frantic disembowelment
Deprived of vital content
Organ loss without consent
Spastic slicing an event
Sharpened steel my covenant
Frantic disembowelment
Mutilating miscreant
Sickening accomplishment
Spreading gore is time worth spent
Perpetuate this mad intent
Eternally malevolent
Frantic disembowelment

Kidneys exposed
The pancreas flew
Stomach deleted
The spleen I did chew
The carving is over
You lost and I won
Fulfilling my dream
I killed you for fun

Frenzied hacking
Morals lacking
Eviscerate
Life is gone before my eyes

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16425391]idk how the egg would work out in the microwave.[/QUOTE]

they blow up.

[QUOTE=Zen Arcade;16425507]they blow up.[/QUOTE]

you'd break the shell first, duh

so whos having sex in this thread?

me


Timjim have you seen Hard candy? It totally made me lose my boner for Ellen for a while.

nope.

I boil water and pour it in the vase.

On a related note, heil Turkey for owning those bitch croatians, but too bad they'll fail against Germany next week.

[QUOTE=Stevie II;16425332]omg gundam wing
that was awful[/QUOTE]

what the ****, how can you fail that hard

i loved gundam wing

still one of my favorite animu/manga

its a shame i dont have tv anymore so i cant watch it, i think its on some channel where im at, i think i just need to buy the series on dvd

torrent it noob

or better yet buy the manga

i torrent so much stuff already, i kind of just want the case and everything

wow, forumz mega dead

Meh, today was alright, hung out with friends pretty much all day doing nothing but walking around and BSing. Now I'm at home stressing about girl problems and just being grateful that school is out.

How's everyone else tonight?

lol girl problems

Yeah, I'm a fu[I]c[/I]king idiot for even bothering lol.

you're not an idiot bro, she'll come around and hang out with you, dont worry.

Meh I hope so, she's probably the oddest and most confusing girl I know, and I've met some real oddballs. At this point I don't really care very much, and would be happy just to be friends with her, she's a cool girl to spend time with, whether we're dating or not.

i know lots of oddball girls

and theyre all rlly cute

i know a few oddballs

Yeah, that's the problem. :p

but dont worry, you guys will get things straightened out im sure

[QUOTE=bunit9488;16426297]but dont worry, you guys will get things straightened out im sure[/QUOTE]

Unless your name is 'Isaac Newton' or 'René Descartes', for instance

ownt lol

:lol: