looooooooooool

I get so many compliments on my KoRn shirt

only band shirt i really have, i've gotten rid of most of the thirty or so NIN shirts i had

[QUOTE=Txus;17603737]yeah but you puke a lot

**** off[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

[quote=Txus;17603737]yeah but you puke a lot

**** off[/quote]
see im right since you told me that

what mike did:[quote=Txus;17603684]im too lazy to type everything but basically we went to her friends party (a friend who i dislike) and well we get there and there's a bunch of fag nurse dudes (my girlfriend is a nurse) there and a bunch of other people i dont really know and im shy when i dont know anybody in the room and my girlfriend introduced me to some douche who looked like a total bro, i really didnt talk to him and he was starring at my shirt the whole time (crossed out shirt) and he was like "why do you have an old man in your shirt?" **** that then i went to eat some chips and drank like 4 beers and i told my girlfriend that i was going home if she was going to join me and she was like "noooo, let me stay" so i left her and then she texted me saying "wow, i never thought you would leave without me, good job" and we had a fight over the phone

meh[/quote]
what he should have done:
[IMG]http://www.ridiculouslybadass.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caveman-carry-girl.gif[/IMG]

I believe in treating girls with utmost respect

[QUOTE=TimJim;17603754]what mike did:
what he should have done:
[IMG]http://www.ridiculouslybadass.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caveman-carry-girl.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

nah, i know how to treat a lady

didnt you just break up with your girl?

[quote=Txus;17603773]nah, i know how to treat a lady

didnt you just break up with your girl?[/quote]
lol


yeah i did but it wasnt like a bad break up or hard feelings. we're actually hanging out tmrw night

still being friends with an ex

that always lasts a good five or six days

i can honestly say i don't have a single ex that would ever answer or respond if i called

why would you treat a lady she should be treating you to a ****ing sandwich and a blowjob with only an apron on

[quote=Jaundice;17603782]still being friends with an ex

that always lasts a good five or six days

i can honestly say i don't have a single ex that would ever answer or respond if i called[/quote]
its been almost a month


thats just how i roll. i like my friends and if a relationship doesnt work out then hey its been fun but no more srs bns

I had a girl date me just for my electronic beats once and she made me a sandwich :cool:

Mike you did the right thing mang. You can't let them tread all over you, I mean there is a level of compromise, I like how you just left, shows her you don't take no crap.

but mike has plenty to tread on he probably doesnt even feel it

I like to not take up for myself but be kind of pissy afterward to where you can tell i'm upset, but never actually acknowledge it

im such a girl

my gf is pretty cool I imagine her anytime i want

[quote=Jaundice;17603796]I like to not take up for myself but be kind of pissy afterward to where you can tell i'm upset, but never actually acknowledge it

im such a girl[/quote]
i surprisingly dont show much emotion unless im like, low on sugar or wound up. otherwise im as unreadable as a pill bug

my realdoll is going to love me so much

Make sure she has removable limbs, in case you're ever in an amputee kinda mood.

or if i need to fit her in a trunk

just like the real thing

Txus de la Mxus, you were right to leave. It's not like she was in hospital and needed moral support, she was at a party with her friends. You don't have to be joined at the hip.

You guys make me feel so much better

:)

<3

Yeah, girls are a such a drag

[QUOTE]I'm Interested In Apathy[/QUOTE]I'm Interested In Mappathy

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17603857]Yeah, girls are a such a drag[/QUOTE]

yeah they're a downer

how long did you work on that one TimJim

[quote=Meatplow;17603870]how long did you work on that one TimJim[/quote]
i just noticed youre usertitle and that popped right into my head so id say .09sec +/- .02

I'm interested in osteopathy.

its like i used to say Apathy is Happythy

[QUOTE=emmily;17603822]or if i need to fit her in a trunk

just like the real thing[/QUOTE]

rofl