I love how a slightly skinny guy and a slightly fat guy argue over who is more out of shape.

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18442872]I love how a slightly skinny guy and a [B]slightly fat guy[/b] argue over who is more out of shape.[/QUOTE]

I hope you don't mean me, 'cause that'd be incorrect.

Have you ever seen Brent's arms? My cock has more diameter than those things.

[QUOTE=Aaron;18442878]I hope you don't mean me, 'cause that'd be incorrect.[/QUOTE]

just fat, then

[QUOTE=Aaron;18442869]I eat about 2200 to 2900 calories a day and that's being LC/HP diet (I'm gluten and lactose intolerant). You don't eat enough Brent.[/QUOTE]

well yeah, you weigh x2 as much as I do and taller

the average male needs 2000 cals a day.

I'm obviously not average


[QUOTE]Have you ever seen Brent's arms? My cock has more diameter than those things.[/QUOTE]

uhh

[QUOTE=Aaron;18442878]I hope you don't mean me, 'cause that'd be incorrect.[/QUOTE]

No, Mappy.

[B]I eat so hard[/B]

i eat like 4000 calories a day and i'm like michelangelo's david

Surprisingly enough I eat well yet maintain a healthy weight, madness I know.

Working out is an amazing thing.

i am extremely unhealthy and i weigh 140lbs

[QUOTE=adbforever;18442868]yeah it does

because fat has over double the calories carbs and sugar have[/quote]
not only is this common knowledge, but it doesn't prove that you're not a skeletal freak in any way, thanks

[quote]I eat 1500-1600 calories everyday. The days I eat more are, like I said, Tacographics related[/quote]
you're so gay, jesus christ

[quote]I drink water 98% of the time - 0 calories[/QUOTE]
water has a million calories

oh.
[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18442887]i eat like 4000 calories a day [/QUOTE]

doubt it.

My shits are the size of Burnese Mountain Dog puppies, but I'm healthy. I had to do a full set of blood-tests a fortnight ago, and my cholesterol is +4.4, and blood-sugars are 3.8mmol/l.

i drink a litre or two of soda every day

thats alot of calories right there

When I go out drinking I'd probably put away 13,000 calories.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18442891]
doubt it.[/QUOTE]

dont really keep track the point is that i eat what i want and youre jealous of my body. life is sweet

Girls should stop whinging about pregnancy, try being me and doing my humongous shits.

i remember i had like a year long streak where my shits werent leaving any residue at all, it was awesome

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18442900]my body.[/QUOTE]

pics

[quote=Aaron;18442901]Girls should stop whinging about pregnancy, try being me and doing my humongous shits.[/quote]
:lol:

[QUOTE=adbforever;18442906]pics[/QUOTE]
uve already seen em but heres a decent analog. imagine a bigger doodle tho
[IMG]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40190000/jpg/_40190861_david_long_ap203.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Aaron;18442899]When I go out drinking I'd probably put away 13,000 calories.[/QUOTE]

hahaha yep

never noticed davids bush its pretty ragin

efflorescent

if I worked out like mega intensely I would look like that tbh, my stomach area looks like that but my pecs and arms need work

i think david is so fucking hot, tbh

David is a runt. Bet he couldn't even bench his own weight.

lol david could fucking crush your skull

theres a difference between a strong body and a whey-protein body

[IMG]http://causticboy.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/burberryunderwear00.jpg[/IMG]

My body.

would look like that if I worked out tbh, don't care