n0 b33th0v3n 4tw

haha really? cool. crapcrapcrap.****?

:(

neither is bastard damn bitch but we can't say pr0n or fangita

shi[size=2]t[/size] is the curse word

haha did you really try to edit out crap?

austin just pull out and come in her eyes, she will love you forever i promise

it'll be like a white stream of joy stimulating her visual senses

:lol:

Or just do anal, no need for a condom either.

HIYATOOOOOWAAAHH
HIYATOOOOOWAAAHH
HIYATOOOOOWAAAHH
HIYATOOOOOWAAAHH

dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun dun!!!

it sucks because i have this little cut on my dick and im trying to fix it, but either way im getting head so shes gonna be sucking on a cut

hell yes

cbjs suck

you should get AIDS just so you can teach her a lesson about using protection

thats what i told her to come over later, so then it'll be dark and it'll be much less noticeable

haha the really question is how did you cut your dick?

yeah teac hthat bitch a lesson

and then when she's dying you can be all "lol"

and then shell be like austen howd i become an nigra?

idk, im not circumcised, so i think it gets chapped then i jack off and im assuming the skin tears.

thats my only theory thus far

use lube

Damn allergies are killing me! Damn pollen!

Lol @ the cut dick/protection convo.

I once got my wang stuck between the zipper, most painful thing ever.

But anyways:
I just send of an essay to my professor.
So it's time for an ice cold brewskie now. :D
And I'm blasting some Immolation \m/

I need to go some brewski at some point today. For now I am going to shower and start some laundry.

Drink a brewski while showering.
Or wait...actually that won't be a succes.

I can tell you that boozing in a ****ing warm bath owns though.
I did that on holiday a couple of times, some metal blasting in the background, a beer in my hand.
\m/

I drank a beer in the shower once.

Wasn't that great =[

my one friend has an open house for two weeks, and a balla *** hot tub, and an awesome deck to utilize in beer bonging

lol 911

sailor moon lol

[IMG]http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/6267/jupitercrystaltranxno5.gif[/IMG]

nothing beats naked cartoons.

[QUOTE=Bordello;16425224]sailor moon lol

[IMG]http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/6267/jupitercrystaltranxno5.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I used to watch that before gundam wing and ronin warriors came on after school.

Voltron pwns all. End of story.

What's everyone planning on doing today?

smoking hookah and relaxing with some out of town friends

I'm hanging with some freinds

I'm watching [I]Beavis and Butthead[/I] and continuing to learn the Smalltalk programming language

"Heh heh heh. He said 'log'."

Pizza and Law and Order with my wife. Though she will be knocked out by benadryl.

Hanging with friends ftw.
Some beers to accompany us, and it'll be teh cooliez.
:cool:

np: Lesbian - Power Whorses

lol I thought that said Lesbian Power Whores.

Ok I'm off so I leave you with this: [url]http://www.theonion.com/content/news/falling_down_laundry_chute_and[/url]

hey what do you think is down this huge hole?
maybe a whole world of pleasure and fun? lets find out

[QUOTE]Although other deadly mishaps have increased during the first half of 2008—most notably[B] shooting oneself in the head after mistaking a handgun for a telephone[/B], which jumped four spots to the No. 548,219 most common cause of death[/QUOTE]
Lol, americans.
:-\

*snap*

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16425250]I used to watch that before gundam wing and ronin warriors came on after school.[/QUOTE]

toonami ftw

My friend is playing a set a local coffe shop so I am going to see that than I'm gonna have people over and we are going to get crunk.