I don't know who mine is really.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15545409]I don't know what that was about. )':[/QUOTE]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slylock_Fox[/url]
[url]http://www.slylockfox.com/[/url]

My brother was sitting in the living room with the comics last summer and out of nowhere blurted out, "This is the hardest Slylock Fox ever! What the f[size=2]u[/size]ck man? (checks solution) How the hell was I supposed to know that? F[size=2]u[/size]ck you, Sh[size=2]i[/size]tty Shrew."

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future;15545421]I like it. It's just like something Quentin Tarantino would write...it has absolutely no relevance to anything else in the movie and I don't understand it, but I respect it all the same.[/QUOTE]

Tarrantino and Kevin Smith are writing influences of mine.

So dudes, I tried the hottest sauce I've ever eaten today. Seriously, it was like liquid fire. I tasted less than a teaspoon and 15 seconds later I started throwing up. Took me at least 20 minutes to finally be able to relax.

My favourite hero is Wonderdog! There's something about a mentally-challenged crime fighting hound that gives me hope.

Dude, Tabasco sauce isn't [i]that[/i] bad.

Tabasco shots are fun.

Bitch that **** wasn't no tobasco. It was some weird stuff that was sitting in my culinary arts room's cabinet, and not the first clue what was in it.

Sounds pretty intense.

It was, man. I was tearin' up. But you know, the bitches were by so I had to remain semi-trill.

Austin is da hot sauce king!!

[I]Hey ladies, if you think this sauce is hot, you should see my wang.[/I]

It was probably just rat poison

[QUOTE=Riva;15545475]My favourite hero is Wonderdog! There's something about a mentally-challenged crime fighting hound that gives me hope.[/QUOTE]

Are you sure you're not thinking of Underdog? Or is he called something else in Australia?

I was kind of pissed though. When I was throwing up in the garbage can, this dude behind me was yelling "DRINK MILk DUDE DRINK MILK". Like ****, I'm kind of throwing up now.

[QUOTE]Jel, you'll be happy, tomorrow I have to give a nine minute speech on our gun rights. yay[/QUOTE]

I am very happy now.

[QUOTE][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slylock_Fox[/url]
[url]http://www.slylockfox.com/[/url]

My brother was sitting in the living room with the comics last summer and out of nowhere blurted out, "This is the hardest Slylock Fox ever! What the **** man? (checks solution) How the hell was I supposed to know that? **** you, Shitty Shrew."[/QUOTE]

Mmm. Don't think I've ever read that.

[QUOTE]It was probably just rat poison[/QUOTE]

They should really make those bottles Austinproof.

I hate hot sauce so much. Spice is great but fu[I]c[/I]k off hot sauce. **** ****

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15545520]Mmm. Don't think I've ever read that.[/QUOTE]

To my knowledge, it's an American thing.

I bet Tojes drinks Tapatio by the bottle.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future;15545442]Mine is totally the Green Lantern. The newest one, mind you.

I haven't read comics in like 5 years though...:([/QUOTE]

Newest as in John Stewart (the blackie) or the reinstated Hal Jordan?

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15545531]I hate hot sauce so much. Spice is great but fu[I]c[/I]k off hot sauce. **** ****[/QUOTE]

Hot sauce is good, f u son.

Hot sauce on eggs = instant win

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15545543]Hot sauce is good, f u son.[/QUOTE]

It ruins the food so bad.

SPICE SPICE SPICE

[QUOTE=Steerpike;15545510]Are you sure you're not thinking of Underdog? Or is he called something else in Australia?[/QUOTE]

I know you watched the Super Friends as a kid, Alex. You remember Marvin, Wendy and their bloody supersleuth dog.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15545515]I was kind of pissed though. When I was throwing up in the garbage can, this dude behind me was yelling "DRINK MILk DUDE DRINK MILK". Like ****, I'm kind of throwing up now.[/QUOTE]

Actually, drinking milk would have more or less instantly restored the pH balance of your stomach and neutralised the acid in your throat, thereby ceasing the throwing up.

Jason, I had some Australian red wine in the uni restaurant today. Mhmm.

This old school talk reminds me. I bought a He-Man dvd today.

Well yeah, obviously I knew that, but I was already in the act. If I was to drink the milk as I was throwing up, I'd miss the garbage in the milk transition and probably hit the person who's holding the milk. We wouldn't want that now, would we?

Do you remember the brand? I've tasted some awful Aussie wine. It's cheap here though, the wine industry is still trying to increase the number of wine drinkers, so a $40 bottle in the US is $20 here.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15545580]Well yeah, obviously I knew that, but I was already in the act. If I was to drink the milk as I was throwing up, I'd miss the garbage in the milk transition and probably hit the person who's holding the milk. We wouldn't want that now, would we?[/QUOTE]

That'd be metal.

[QUOTE=Deth;15545549]Hot sauce on eggs = instant win[/QUOTE]

Hot sauce on popcorn. Even better.

hot sauce on babies = victory.

I'm going to have a good dinner tonight.

Spicy salmon + egg noodles + broccoli

[QUOTE=Riva;15545584]Do you remember the brand? I've tasted some awful Aussie wine. It's cheap here though, the wine industry is still trying to increase the number of wine drinkers, so a $40 bottle in the US is $20 here.



That'd be metal.[/QUOTE]

Something Italian sounding, it was very nice, though. Went nicely with my ravioli.

And my parents bought Australian wine last week, as well. That one was called Jacob's Creek, I think. Also nice.

Hot sauce on eggs is pretty much the greatest.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15545593]Something Italian sounding, it was very nice, though. Went nicely with my ravioli.

And my parents bought Australian wine last week, as well. That one was called Jacob's Creek, I think. Also nice.[/QUOTE]

Jacob's Creek is great. Also, try 5th Leg. It's cheaper but very nice tasting.

[QUOTE=Riva;15545601]Jacob's Creek is great. Also, try 5th Leg. It's cheaper but very nice tasting.[/QUOTE]

:sophisticated gents:

Hurrah! Tally-ho, chaps, and what not.

Cheerio mate.

Cheerios*

My job is alright just very dull and not challenging.

Wine is delicious.

Hey you should scoop up some Busch Ice jelle

'the f[FONT="Verdana"]u[/FONT]ck is that?


EDIT: Is that one of your delicious low alcohol American "beers"?