[QUOTE=Illmatic]

What exactly does that mean?[/QUOTE]
atleast 100 lbs.

[QUOTE=Moses]Yeah, she teaches me and does not charge.[/QUOTE]

This is compleatly off topic and has nothing to do with your post, but I knowtice you have called yourself "MX lucid dreamer" I've been trying to lucid dream for the past couple weeks but it hasn't been working so well, is there anyway that you know of that could help me with that.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]How do you find her measurements? Just by asking? I'd be way too nervous to ask something like that lol. Though tbh I don't think I care much *shrug* Attractive is attractive, not numbers.[/QUOTE]
Well, her phy ed class did it and she told me.
[QUOTE=pigonthewing82]This is compleatly off topic and has nothing to do with your post, but I knowtice you have called yourself "MX lucid dreamer" I've been trying to lucid dream for the past couple weeks but it hasn't been working so well, is there anyway that you know of that could help me with that.[/QUOTE]
I've only done it a few times but it just depends on the night. Keep meditating, it takes more than a few weeks to do. What do you normally try?

[QUOTE]Ray(zor?) - Over 100 pounds.[/QUOTE]

Ohhhh.

Yeah, a healthy weight is pretty essential I think.

[QUOTE]How do you find her measurements?[/QUOTE]

He actually measured her while she was sleeping. I tried it once, but it ended with two words no man wants to hear: "restraining order"

[QUOTE=Illmatic]
He actually measured her while she was sleeping. I tried it once, but it ended with two words no man wants to hear: "restraining order"[/QUOTE]
So that what you kids call it these days :naughty:.


NP: D4L - Shake That Laffy Taffy (terribly Ironic)

[QUOTE=Moses]Well, her phy ed class did it and she told me.[/QUOTE]
Ah...interesting. I don't know why you'd take those measurements in a gym class heh. I'd imagine a lot of lawsuits would come of it from all the fat girls :p
[QUOTE=Illmatic]
He actually measured her while she was sleeping. I tried it once, but it ended with two words no man wants to hear: "restraining order"[/QUOTE]
lol

You should've just thrown the tape behind the bed and pretended to be hugging her <_<

[QUOTE=guitrguy]NP: D4L - Shake That Laffy Taffy (terribly Ironic)[/QUOTE]
Naw, just coincidental.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Nah, I'm not much into the idea of a 3some. Like in Chasing Amy...I don't think I'd like the sharing aspect of it.[/QUOTE]

Pound enough beer into my skull and I might go along with it, but otherwise if I want to see an orgy, I'll just watch p0rn.

Really, it's just like everything else is for me: fodder for off-color jokes.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Ah...interesting. I don't know why you'd take those measurements in a gym class heh. I'd imagine a lot of lawsuits would come of it from all the fat girls :p[/QUOTE]
I have no idea what they did it for. The class is actually called physical health and fitness so I think they were doing target weightloss, weightgain, inches and crap like that.

[QUOTE=Moses]Naw, just coincidental.[/QUOTE]
I didnt expect that song to come on therefore its ironic.

[QUOTE]lol

You should've just thrown the tape behind the bed and pretended to be hugging her <_<[/QUOTE]

You sound pretty well-versed in doing it.

[QUOTE]Pound enough beer into my skull and I might go along with it, but otherwise if I want to see an orgy, I'll just watch p0rn.

Really, it's just like everything else is for me: fodder for off-color jokes.[/QUOTE]

Well I had enough alcohol in me to actually go through with it

[quote=Auron's bro]NP: D4L - Shake That Laffy Taffy (terribly Ironic)[/quote]

Shat, I hate that song. It sounds lower in quality than some of the stuff I make in Fruity Loops. :mad:

NP: Dredg - El Cielo

Mm, tasty.

[quote=Alex]Pound enough beer into my skull and I might go along with it, but otherwise if I want to see an orgy, I'll just watch p0rn.

Really, it's just like everything else is for me: fodder for off-color jokes.[/quote]
Well exactly, I have no problem watching...just participating. :-\

But fair deal there. Jokes are the spice of life...or something.[QUOTE=Moses]I have no idea what they did it for. The class is actually called physical health and fitness so I think they were doing target weightloss, weightgain, inches and crap like that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I mean we did like body fat % and stuff in Health, but no real measurements. But it wasn't required because of lawsuit issues lol. So some of the more insecure kids ended up doing alternate activities those days lol.[QUOTE=Illmatic]You sound pretty well-versed in doing it.
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Gimme a break, I was single for a long time :mad:

[QUOTE=Moses]I've only done it a few times but it just depends on the night. Keep meditating, it takes more than a few weeks to do. What do you normally try?[/QUOTE]

I heard if you put a black dot on the back of your hand you will see it on your hand in your dream and realize its a dream. I know that I don't pick up on things that subtle while awake so I just wrote "Your Dreaming" on the back of my hand in hopes I would see it.

Hahahaah it is low quality but its so damn catchy.

On more tr00 note my AoS EP and and T-shirt came in, as well as Porcupine Tree - In Absentia and Opeth Damntion.

[QUOTE]Well exactly, I have no problem watching...just participating. :-\[/QUOTE]

Actually, participating is fine. It's not as good as normal sex but it's still pretty fun.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Well I had enough alcohol in me to actually go through with it[/QUOTE]

Booze is funny that way, in that it can make anything sound like a good idea.

My personal favorite such story (and this is true) is a guy who got f[size=2]u[/size]cking blasted at a pub and decided to pick a fight. He got beat down like the class clown at a Catholic school.

So, still drunk off his [size=2]a[/size]ss our bozo of a "protagonist" staggered back home thinking that the fight was a bad idea, but revenge was a better one. So he grabbed his sawed-off shotgun and proceded back to the bar.

Trouble is, he made three critical mistakes in his alcohol-induced state of idiocy.

1. He left it loaded.
2. He tucked it in his pants.
3. He forgot to turn the safety on.

He got half-way back to the pub before it went off. Now, keep in mind this is a sawed-off shotgun. At point blank, that thing is the equivalent of insta-gib in Unreal Tournament. And this motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker of a gun went off while tucked down the front of his pants. Right from that moment... microsurgery was not even a consideration. There was nothing... nothing left to work with.

To add insult to injury, he was arrested for carrying an illegal firearm.

So, once out of the hospital he goes to jail, and he spends the rest of his life hung like a Ken doll.

Wait a second, where did you hear about this?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Wait a second, where did you hear about this?[/QUOTE]

Darwin Awards I think. It was a while ago, let me check.

That guy has got to be someone's bitch in prison right now.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Actually, participating is fine. It's not as good as normal sex but it's still pretty fun.[/QUOTE]
Eh, well at the least I'd prefer a lot more experience with just one girl before heh. But either way I'm kinda meh on it. I'm a very jealous/selfish guy so I just can't see me doing it.

Yeah I have one of those Darwin Awards books. Pages upon pages of stories that I wish I didn't read the second I finished reading them. They teach some good lessons though, like the guy that was huffing big barrels of glue in a warehouse type thing and he passed out and knocked an entire barrel of like super glue on himself. He didn't have a very pleasant awakening. He just got an Honorable Mention though, not an actual award...because you gotta either kill yourself or do something to ruin your chance of having children.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Eh, well at the least I'd prefer a lot more experience with just one girl before heh. But either way I'm kinda meh on it. I'm a very jealous/selfish guy so I just can't see me doing it.[/QUOTE]

Why would you be jealous of another woman?

There is nothing hotter than seeing your girlfriend make out with her hot friends. Makes me wish I had a girlfriend. But the memories are pretty damn nice for those long and lonely winter nights.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Booze is funny that way, in that it can make anything sound like a good idea.

My personal favorite such story (and this is true) is a guy who got f[size=2]u[/size]cking blasted at a pub and decided to pick a fight. He got beat down like the class clown at a Catholic school.

So, still drunk off his [size=2]a[/size]ss our bozo of a "protagonist" staggered back home thinking that the fight was a bad idea, but revenge was a better one. So he grabbed his sawed-off shotgun and proceded back to the bar.

Trouble is, he made three critical mistakes in his alcohol-induced state of idiocy.

1. He left it loaded.
2. He tucked it in his pants.
3. He forgot to turn the safety on.

He got half-way back to the pub before it went off. Now, keep in mind this is a sawed-off shotgun. At point blank, that thing is the equivalent of insta-gib in Unreal Tournament. And this motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker of a gun went off while tucked down the front of his pants. Right from that moment... microsurgery was not even a consideration. There was nothing... nothing left to work with.

To add insult to injury, he was arrested for carrying an illegal firearm.

So, once out of the hospital he goes to jail, and he spends the rest of his life hung like a Ken doll.[/QUOTE]
Ouch.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Why would you be jealous of another woman?[/QUOTE]
Eh, because it's still sharing. Plus it's also like, if I were in her situation I wouldn't be comfortable with it at all, and so I'd try to respect it from that perspective as well. Kind of like, if I had to reverse roles, and I wouldn't do it, I shouldn't do it even if the roles aren't reversed. A bit hard to explain...but, eh...lets just say I'm too romantic. I mean, hey, I'm still a fan of the idea that you should sleep with as few girls in your life as possible :p

Alex - My AP Chem teacher is real into Darwin Awards, so we get to hear about them every once in a while. I recall hearing about that one. :lol:

Moses- Replied twice to your message. :)

[QUOTE]Eh, because it's still sharing. Plus it's also like, if I were in her situation I wouldn't be comfortable with it at all, and so I'd try to respect it from that perspective as well. Kind of like, if I had to reverse roles, and I wouldn't do it, I shouldn't do it even if the roles aren't reversed. A bit hard to explain...but, eh...lets just say I'm too romantic.[/QUOTE]

The two girls (Amy was one of them and....her best friend was the other...made things weird for a while) were the ones pushing it.

[QUOTE]hey, I'm still a fan of the idea that you should sleep with as few girls in your life as possible[/QUOTE]

This is an obvious case of philosophical differences.

Well, I can't find the specific Darwin Award right no, and I have to get up in 7 hours, so...

Night, guys.

Does anyone else ever sit and think up little bits that would go great as part of a stand up routine?

Random, I apologize

NP: dredg - Sorry, But It's Over