Yeah, I have this spray ****.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17270375]fat chicks put out[/QUOTE]

It's the only way they can get anyone's attention lol.

I was with a chubby chick once. Not really attractive but it was some awesome sex I must say

I've never been with a chubber.

same here, never had a chubber.
I could never get my dick up if I had a chubby chick.

Yeah, fat is not arousing.

And since I'm quite a slim dude, it would look awkward to have a big momma chick.

Aight.
So I just called some friends, but no one is going out tonight.
So I'll just be here all night I guess.

What are you guys up to?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17270469]Yeah, fat is not arousing.[/QUOTE]

she wasn't FAT fat but she just wasn't thin

medieval people used to be all about that shi

A lot of americans still are today.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17270440]It's the only way they can get anyone's attention lol.[/QUOTE]

lolololol

Damn, I'm bored as ****.
Nothing on TV tonight that I care about.

[QUOTE=the2stranger;17270515]A lot of americans still are today.[/QUOTE]

If only you know how wrong that statement is.

Here in America, we value our women to be malnourishedly thin. Anorexia among supermodels is pretty much encouraged. The fact that we have a lot of fat people (although not nearly as many as europeans seem to think) has nothing to do with our taste in women. The fat women usually go unloved until they find a dating website or another fat man.

I don't want to elaborate too much on this subject but I had a some what chubby girl friend a couple of months ago and yeah it was less fun than I personally would have thought, conceptually.
[QUOTE]
So I just called some friends, but no one is going out tonight.
So I'll just be here all night I guess.[/QUOTE]Just called friends and apparently everyone is going to this prom/after-prom future-Bro keg-party but no one wants to bring me because I was expelled from the school hosting it and I'm not sure how legal it'd be for me to be there.
I haven't been able to get in touch with my lady friend since like thursday and I don't have any money
So yeah I guess I'mma chill at the house with my sick family on post on sputnik today

spent the afternoon canoeing and playing volleyball heil

spent the afternoon lying around still with a fever here =[ and i just bought a car two days ago and have driven it maybe twice since i bought it... i wanna go drive it but having a fairly high fever kinda kills that

i want some food and gatorade

whats the best way to get rid of a hickey?

killin urself

huh... i'll look into that


dick

I got my first haircut in over a year today. I feel weird now not having mad hair to shake around.

[QUOTE=FattyKnee;17270584]whats the best way to get rid of a hickey?[/QUOTE]

ice

/continues watching movies

later br0z

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17270559]i want some food and gatorade[/QUOTE]

I'm surrounded by Gatorade and food atm

sounds like a little league game

mmm simpler times they were...

Man 8/10 chance tonight is gonna be old-school gay

i dont want to know about your homo adventures jaundice

I spent all morning and afternoon helping my sister and her husband move which was fun but she ordered pizza for us after and my dad was like "well we should be going now lol" and i was like "wtf dad ive had like two slices of pizza and haven't even finished my beer"

emh how long you plannin on holding that avatar down
i was planning on using but then you got it
and i already bit your user title on one of my alts
i don't wanna look like im all on your dick or anything

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17270829]i don't wanna look like im all on your dick or anything[/QUOTE]

oh baby :o

probably only another two or so weeks, im going away june 5th so i'll probably get something new when i get back

I've nothing to do until after 10. :[

how cool man

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future;17270603]I got my first haircut in over a year today. I feel weird now not having mad hair to shake around.[/QUOTE]

Lol nice! I haven't had one since Sept. '07

not doing anything today
everybody is at this fagged out prom business

what's happenin guys

contemplating suicide same ol'

yeah i know whatchu mean
contemplating suicide, eating roast beef sandwich

about to smoke some sort of Marlboro, it's like a mutant cigarette and doesn't actually taste of tobacco

wow, tonight sucks

aye

i hate downloading 3 gb mac apps by mistake

tonight is a good night

I made myself an amazing breakfast for dinner.

Nice! I had shells and cheese and chips and salsa.

i had a cheeseburger

it SUCKED