[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Belly button rings are my favorite piercing, no matter if they collect dirt or not. :p

Except on people who shouldn't be flaunting their belly in the place. In that sort of case, I usually have the urge to cut off my wang and sacrifice it to Aphrodite as a bribe for her to not let my eyes see anything so disturbing ever again. :-/

Boo fat chicks. >:[[/QUOTE]
There is this one girl that always comes into my work with her belly hanging out of her shirt. Its is the most disgusting thing ever. Everytim I see her/it i just want to punch her in the face for not covering that sh[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]t up.

[quote=Auron]I dont know much about the lyrics, but the album Cosmic Genesis rules. His voice is ****ing awesome.[/quote]

I think the only reason I'm liking the album as much as I am is due to the lyrics. Even after only 10 or so listens to the album, my own philosophical views have already shifted a little bit.


[quote=Ray]That's the most poetic way of putting it.[/quote]

No other way could have done enough justice to how I feel. :p Plus, I'm listening to Vintersorg, so yeah, double whammy.

[quote=Jom]Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/quote]
For apparent reasons. :nod: Not being able to be liked by a girl takes all the fun out of trying to be liked by her.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I don't like looking at 'em and I certainly don't like it when they play the mother hen/bodyguard/cockblocker role around their hot friends.[/QUOTE]

If they aren't getting any, no one else can apparently.

[QUOTE=Jom]This thread has turned disgusting, hahaha. Zebra tits registered a chuckle, though, just for the name, and not the visual image.

And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. I'd prefer a healthy girl than a girl who I'd be afraid to break if we were having sex. Most girls actually fit this and as long as they aren't obsessed with how "fat" they are, it's perfect. But there is a line heh.

Woah no way really?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, "Aryan" threw me off. I'm hoping you mean blonde hair/blue eyes and not white supremacist.[/QUOTE]

Aryan comes from Iran :-\

I'm more of an a[COLOR="white"]s[/COLOR]s guy myself, and my girl has the best as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR] I've ever seen, including p[I]o[/I]rn.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]If they aren't getting any, no one else can apparently.[/QUOTE]

That is their mindset 100% of the way. That's why when guys head out in groups, they usually try to get one of them to jump on the grenade and go home with the fat chick.

[QUOTE=Jakey]No other way could have done enough justice to how I feel. Plus, I'm listening to Vintersorg, so yeah, double whammy.[/QUOTE]

Well whatever it was, kudos.

[QUOTE=Jom]And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/QUOTE]

So you're into girls now?

Because there was a stretch there where you weren't into anyone, so to speak.

[QUOTE=Moses]I'm more of an *** guy myself, and my girl has the best *** I've ever seen, including animal photographs.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I've never seen a censor mutation work so well. :lol:

Ray - I think the wording would be 'into himself,' that is if I'm understanding asexuality correctly.

PS: Joking

[QUOTE=Moses]I'm more of an *** guy myself, and my girl has the best *** I've ever seen, including animal photographs.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, those Pelicans have great a[I]s[/I]ses

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Wow, I've never seen a censor mutation work so well. :lol:[/QUOTE]

****.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]So you're into girls now?

Because there was a stretch there where you weren't into anyone, so to speak.[/QUOTE]

I hate to have to do this, but:

You thilly gooth, of course I'm straight. Come on over here and give me a big spanking :naughty:

In all seriousness, however: [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/humour/mmmmbabyiloveit.jpg]this explains it rather well - just not the person, necessarily[/url].

:)

Speaking of pelicans:

NP: Pelican - Red Ran Amber

[quote=Shadows]Jom, he just incinuated that you are a homosexual.[/quote]

Your memory is poor :)

Jom, he just incinuated that you are a homosexual.

What's wrong with my memory?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That is their mindset 100% of the way. That's why when guys head out in groups, they usually try to get one of them to jump on the grenade and go home with the fat chick.
[/QUOTE]
Totally true. Gaby's best friend is fat and...well... :-\

Any time I want to do something I have to make sure she knows I want to hang out alone heh. By the same concept...any time I show up and she's not there... O:-)

Jom you're so hot. If Gaby and I break up will you have my baby?

[QUOTE=Jom]This thread has turned disgusting, hahaha. Zebra tits registered a chuckle, though, just for the name, and not the visual image.

And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.[/QUOTE]

I like girls who are slender, personally. But the girls who are just plain skinny from starving themselves are every bit as gross as chunkstyle. There's most definately for me a difference between skinny and slender.

As for the lesbian thing, that's good to avoid. Unless you want to be like Ben Afflech in Chasing Amy, but I think it's best to avoid anything even vaguely Ben Affleck related.

[QUOTE=Jom]I hate to have to do this, but:

You thilly gooth, of course I'm straight. Come on over here and give me a big spanking :naughty:

In all seriousness, however: [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/frozeninshadows/humour/mmmmbabyiloveit.jpg]this explains it rather well - just not the person, necessarily[/url].

:)

Speaking of pelicans:

NP: Pelican - Red Ran Amber[/QUOTE]

I've never read a more disorienting post.

I honestly don't know how to feel after reading it and the picture made me laugh, but it was nervous laughter.

So you're straight?

[QUOTE=Jom]

Speaking of pelicans:

NP: Pelican - Red Ran Amber[/QUOTE]
I just looked at DM's review of that album before I made the comment :cool:

NP:Bob Dylan - Black Diamond Bay

Whoa, wait. Was I ever gay before? :confused:

Not that I recall, anyway.

But come on. [I]Everyone[/I] loves that crazy picture. Nervous laughter is the key.

NP: Aurora Borealis

[quote=Vince]Jom you're so hot. If Gaby and I break up will you have my baby?[/quote]

Uh, thanks for helping my "Is Jom straight or gay?" cause :upset:

[QUOTE=Steerpike]
As for the lesbian thing, that's good to avoid. Unless you want to be like Ben Afflech in Chasing Amy, but I think it's best to avoid anything even vaguely Ben Affleck related.[/QUOTE]
But the girl was hella hot. :(
[QUOTE=Illmatic]I've never read a more disorienting post.

I honestly don't know how to feel after reading it and the picture made me laugh, but it was nervous laughter.

So you're straight?[/QUOTE]
He's always been straight, just asexual.

I was like that temporarily too :p

[QUOTE]I like girls who are slender, personally. But the girls who are just plain skinny from starving themselves are every bit as gross as chunkstyle. There's most definately for me a difference between skinny and slender.[/QUOTE]

I don't necessarily like girls who are slender or meaty, I like the ones in between, the girls with nice, tight bodies. They stay in shape but they aren't carrying too much meat on their bones. Or something like that.

[QUOTE]Totally true. Gaby's best friend is fat and...well... :-\[/QUOTE]

Yikes, that's too bad. Amy's best friend is drop dead gorgeous. Which might actually be bad too. I don't know.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I don't necessarily like girls who are slender or meaty, I like the ones in between, the girls with nice, tight bodies. They stay in shape but they aren't carrying too much meat on their bones. Or something like that.[/quote]

That's actually more or less what I mean. A girl who keeps trim, but has some tone on her as well. There's one girl on campus like that whom I've been trying to find since the semester started. I've been really beating myself up for not asking her out when she was in one of my classes last year.

[quote]Yikes, that's too bad. Amy's best friend is drop dead gorgeous. Which might actually be bad too. I don't know.[/QUOTE]

That depends... How open is she to a three-way? :naughty:

[QUOTE=Jom]
Uh, thanks for helping my "Is Jom straight or gay?" cause :upset:[/QUOTE]
Hey, I'm straight :(
[QUOTE=Illmatic]
Yikes, that's too bad. Amy's best friend is drop dead gorgeous. Which might actually be bad too. I don't know.[/QUOTE]
Eh, it's only bad if you start getting attracted to her in a bad way.

VVV Like that.
[QUOTE=Steerpike]
That depends... How open is she to a three-way? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

I prefer skinny to chunky. They better have a 3 digit English weight, though, so that should give you guys an idea about what I'm talking about.

Sarah's measurments...

36-24-36

She also has this nice curve in her back that makes me salivate a little.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]If they aren't getting any, no one else can apparently.[/QUOTE]
What sucks even more is when the try to get some from you. ugh.

All I'd like to know is, do her milkshakes bring you to the yard?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]A girl who keeps trim, but has some tone on her as well. [/QUOTE]

Pretty much.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]That depends... How open is she to a three-way?[/QUOTE]

...no comment.

[QUOTE=Jakey-poo]They better have a 3 digit English weight, though[/QUOTE]

What exactly does that mean?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Eh, it's only bad if you start getting attracted to her in a bad way.

VVV Like that.[/QUOTE]

What? What?!

Like the thought didn't cross your mind.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]...no comment.[/QUOTE]

I make no apologies for my dirty mind.

[QUOTE=Jom]All I'd like to know is, do her milkshakes bring you to the yard?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she teaches me and does not charge.

[QUOTE=Moses]Sarah's measurments...

36-24-36

She also has this nice curve in her back that makes me salivate a little.[/QUOTE]
How do you find her measurements? Just by asking? I'd be way too nervous to ask something like that lol. Though tbh I don't think I care much *shrug* Attractive is attractive, not numbers.
[QUOTE=guitrguy]What sucks even more is when the try to get some from you. ugh.[/QUOTE]
Haha, that might be the plus of Gaby's friend being the fat chick...she hates me with such a passion I know she'll never try anything like that.[QUOTE=Steerpike]What? What?!

Like the thought didn't cross your mind.
[/QUOTE]
Nah, I'm not much into the idea of a 3some. Like in Chasing Amy...I don't think I'd like the sharing aspect of it.

Ray(zor?) - Over 100 pounds.

The thing I was trying to avoid by saying English pounds was someone like Riva coming along and saying "a 3 digit weight, are you sure you're not into chunky lasses, eh? Care for some Fosters?"

For the sake of example, the lowest three digit metric weight(the more common measurement) would be roughly 220 pounds.