[QUOTE=TimJim;16207661]who is this band berk?[/QUOTE]

stick to your guns

[SIZE="7"][B]MOVE!!!![/B][/SIZE]


lol so bad

[quote=fishbulb;16207717]Keira Knightly did a nude scene (just a flash actually) in a film when she was 15 but since it was filmed in Britain it was okay.[/quote]
what film was that?

I think you just opened up a monster, fishy.

This will become the most popular movie on the internet.

[QUOTE=A Dead Modernist;16207763][SIZE="7"][B]MOVE!!!![/B][/SIZE]


lol so bad[/QUOTE]

yeah, really weak breakdown.

As opposed to all those great ones

Uhh, i forgot what it is called.

Something like "The Hole" but i'm unsure.

Just checked IMDB, yeah it's The Hole.

Google it for pictures.

[QUOTE=Bonham#1!;16207828]As opposed to all those great ones[/QUOTE]

**** ***

***ilu*****too****** ** ******mayo

mayo?

Yeah, mayonnaise.

[quote=Mirror.Circuit;16205425]horse buttholes.



Just handjobs?
Depressing.[/quote]

Well thats only cause weve been dating for a week or so.:naughty:

Miracle Whip ftw.

i wnat it now!

[QUOTE=MeaninglessPhoto;16207854]Well thats only cause weve been dating for a week or so.:naughty:[/QUOTE]

pretty fast relationship.

Though I can't really complain, 11 days after meeting my girlfriend we first made love.

very nice :thumb:

7 days after meeting my girlfriend she gave birth to my first child

[quote=Seafroggys;16207909]pretty fast relationship.

Though I can't really complain, 11 days after meeting my girlfriend we first made love.[/quote]

2 years after i met my gf, but about 20 mins after i saw her again after those 2 years and kissed her for the first time, we had sex.

we werent dating for those 2 years obv...

tbh the first time i had sex was the same day i first made out with a girl.

yeah.

and it was her first time, too.

the first time i had sex was the same day i first made lemonade

which event was better?

lol ace just got pwned in the pit :lol:

[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;16207997]which event was better?[/QUOTE]


who said they weren't all just [I]one[/I] event?

:naughty:

[QUOTE=A Dead Modernist;16208012]who said they weren't all just [I]one[/I] event?

:naughty:[/QUOTE]
:eek:

I see what you did there.

what huh what

[quote=TimJim;16208009]lol ace just got pwned in the pit :lol:[/quote]

haha I wouldnt really call it a pwn but it was kinda funny.

If you want it to look at all right, at least put a space in between the colon and the and the number, geez.

paula abdul's boobs are gross.

my mom's watching american idol and paula abdul's boobs are like squeezed and like flapping out the top.

[QUOTE=TimJim;16208009]lol ace just got pwned in the pit :lol:[/QUOTE]

it was funny, but it wasn't THAT funny