[QUOTE=TheDMV]I can't tell. Then again, you don't see many fake breats within the High School walls.[/QUOTE]
Not so fast, there are a couple of girls at my high school with them. Not that I'd know from personal experience, but it's pretty obvious.

I agree with the "boob size should fit the girl" sentiment. It's all about proportions.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I will withhold judgement on that until I've felt a fake one.[/QUOTE]

It's mostly principle with me. I see a woman with giant boobs that seemingly defy gravity and I just find myself thinking "Jesus lady, why don't you just tattoo your lipstick and eyeliner to your face and get it overwith."

It's similar to how I don't find excessive piercings and tattoos attractive.

And I think we all agree that last year's incident with Tara Reid's Frankentit popping out was pretty nasty.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]They also have to have nice form. I'd rather have a nicely formed B cup over a saggy C cup anyday[/QUOTE]

Seconded.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I still don't see the appeal on A-cups...you need to draw the line somewhere.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

draw the line...

[QUOTE=guitrguy]They also have to have nice form. I'd rather have a nicely formed B cup over a saggy C cup anyday[/QUOTE]
Well that's because sag is gross regardless of size.
[QUOTE=Illmatic]I still don't see the appeal on A-cups...you need to draw the line somewhere.[/QUOTE]
Depends on how flat the A is. But bigger than B is unappealing. I much prefer small. Though proportions can make that very person to person of course.

[QUOTE]It's mostly principle with me. I see a woman with giant boobs that seemingly defy gravity and I just find myself thinking "Jesus lady, why don't you just tattoo your lipstick and eyeliner to your face and get it overwith."[/QUOTE]

Well, that's true, but sometimes girls get a boob job but it's very subtle and it suits them well.

[QUOTE]And I think we all agree that last year's incident with Tara Reid's Frankent[size=2]it[/size] popping out was pretty nasty.[/QUOTE]

That was the most disappointing nip slip ever (I'd say Janet Jackson but at this point she's pushing Michael for the most surgery done in the Jackson family), and yeah I used to find her vury attractive. At least there's that practically X-rated sex scene she did in Body Shots.

I really dont find tattooes on girls attractive at all. Meanwhile I'm the process of getting many tattooes. I do like navel piercings and dont mind tongue piercings, but other then that I hate piercings on girls.

One time, I was watching the Maury show and a woman with size 32M honkers was on the show.

I swear, every time they zoomed in, I wanted to take a needle and just pop them. They weren't even fascinating enough to want to think about touching; I just wanted to take a pin or a knife and just watch them explode in breast implant gel.

I don't care for extraneous piercings (ears are fine, man, but tounge or other areas is just kind of a no for me) or tattoos, but I guess I could live with them if needed.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]I really dont find tattooes on girls attractive at all. Meanwhile I'm the process of getting many tattooes. I do like navel piercings and dont mind tongue piercings, but other then that I hate piercings on girls.[/QUOTE]
Tattoos and unusual piercings on girls is a major turnoff for me. Instead of making them look badass, I think it makes them look trashy.

I'm especially irritated by lower back tattoos. I don't understand why any girl would want to permanently put something so unattractive and overdone on their body.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I'm especially irritated by lower back tattoos. I don't understand why any girl would want to permanently put something so unattractive and overdone on their body.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a tatoo fan on girls, but that has to be the best spot to go. Boob? No. Ankle? pointless. Calf? No.

For a guy, as long as it's just one or two tats I don't think it looks to bad. Shoulder ones are actually pretty cool.

[QUOTE]Tattoos and unusual piercings on girls is a major turnoff for me. Instead of making them look badass, I think it makes them look trashy.[/QUOTE]

I like my girls feminine, so those are a no-go for me. Although I am obviously okay with earrings and belly button rings.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Well, that's true, but sometimes girls get a boob job but it's very subtle and it suits them well.[/quote]

Those seem to be more the exception than the norm.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]I really dont find tattooes on girls attractive at all. Meanwhile I'm the process of getting many tattooes. I do like navel piercings and dont mind tongue piercings, but other then that I hate piercings on girls.[/QUOTE]

Tongue piercings are very iffy. One or two small tattoos are acceptable. Navel piercings are gross, especially what happens when a girl has to take it out.
/gag

There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.

[QUOTE=Jom]One time, I was watching the Maury show and a woman with size 32M honkers was on the show.[/QUOTE]

Sh[size=2]i[/size]t! That's like... malformed!

[QUOTE=guitrguy]I really dont find tattooes on girls attractive at all. Meanwhile I'm the process of getting many tattooes. I do like navel piercings and dont mind tongue piercings, but other then that I hate piercings on girls.[/QUOTE]
It depends for me. Some are ugly but some are hot. I might potentially get a tattoo whilst Gaby already has 2 and I don't mind them at all and never have. However there are some girls it looks absolutely terrible on. Extraneous piercings depends on the location...tongue/lip area is kinda meh.

[QUOTE]There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.[/QUOTE]

I've never experienced that.

Then again my girl never wears hers anymore so she cleans the actual piercing every day.

Breasts rock. Belly buttons are funner to play with though. That's just me, but eh, whatever.


Also, is there anyone else who things that Vintersorg is a genius from philosophical and musical standpoints alike? I read the lyrics to The Focusing Blur a few times over about a week ago, and he just brings up so many things that make so much sense. Huzzah for that.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.
[/QUOTE]

That is positively disgusting. It actually made me shudder.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]I'm not a tatoo fan on girls, but that has to be the best spot to go. Boob? No. Ankle? pointless. Calf? No.

For a guy, as long as it's just one or two tats I don't think it looks to bad. Shoulder ones are actually pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

I saw a picture once of a Goth girl who had two small Eyes of Horus tattooed just below her collarbone. I thought it was cute in a novel sort of way. Doubt it will look good 20 years down the road, but...

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Tongue piercings are very iffy. One or two small tattoos are acceptable. Navel piercings are gross, especially what happens when a girl has to take it out.
/gag

There was this one skank in my high school who used to take her navel piercing out to clean it in the middle of class. Tap-dancing Christ, it smelled like gangreen.[/QUOTE]
I've never been around that either. From the sound of it, I'm glad.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I've never experienced that.

Then again my girl never wears hers anymore so she cleans the actual piercing every day.[/QUOTE]

Consider yourself lucky. The problem is that the navel is a huge trap for sweat and dirt. If you don't clean and scrape it out regularly, it gets really nasty.

Of course, the case I'm referring to could have just been because this girl was so dirty. I think I mentioned this before. She was the one a friend of mine labelled "zebra tits" due to the bizarre assortment scratches, bruises, and stretch marks on her boobs that became painfully obvious whenever she wore a tank top (which was about every other day).

[QUOTE]Consider yourself lucky. The problem is that the navel is a huge trap for sweat and dirt. If you don't clean and scrape it out regularly, it gets really nasty.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I think that was one of the reasons she stopped wearing the belly button ring.

[QUOTE]Of course, the case I'm referring to could have just been because this girl was so dirty. I think I mentioned this before. She was the one a friend of mine labelled "zebra tits" due to the bizarre assortment scratches, bruises, and stretch marks on her boobs that became painfully obvious whenever she wore a tank top (which was about every other day).[/QUOTE]

How the hell do you get scratches and boobs on your knockers?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]

Of course, the case I'm referring to could have just been because this girl was so dirty. I think I mentioned this before. She was the one a friend of mine labelled "zebra tits" due to the bizarre assortment scratches, bruises, and stretch marks on her boobs that became painfully obvious whenever she wore a tank top (which was about every other day).[/QUOTE]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]How the hell do you get scratches and boobs on your knockers?[/QUOTE]

We believe it has something to do with her then-boyfriend (no idea if they're still together since they were into the "swinger" lifestyle) and her infant child which is basically the world's only Aryan gecko.

/shudder

Nasty, Nastier, and Nasty Jr.

I think we can all agree that "zebra tits" and all other topics related to each other should not ever be brought up here again. At least not without a fair, fair warning.

Belly button rings are my favorite piercing, no matter if they collect dirt or not. :p

Except on people who shouldn't be flaunting their belly in the place. In that sort of case, I usually have the urge to cut off my wang and sacrifice it to Aphrodite as a bribe for her to not let my eyes see anything so disturbing ever again. :-/

Boo fat chicks. >:[

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Also, is there anyone else who things that Vintersorg is a genius from philosophical and musical standpoints alike? I read the lyrics to The Focusing Blur a few times over about a week ago, and he just brings up so many things that make so much sense. Huzzah for that.[/QUOTE]
I dont know much about the lyrics, but the album [I]Cosmic Genesis[/I] rules. His voice is f[I]u[/I]cking awesome.

[QUOTE]We believe it has something to do with her then-boyfriend (no idea if they're still together since they were into the "swinger" lifestyle) and her infant child which is basically the world's only Aryan gecko.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a nice family.

[QUOTE]Except on people who shouldn't be flaunting their belly in the place. In that sort of case, I usually have the urge to cut off my wang and sacrifice it to Aphrodite as a bribe for her to not let my eyes see anything so disturbing ever again. :-/[/QUOTE]

That's the most poetic way of putting it.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]I think we can all agree that "zebra tits" and all other topics related to each other should not ever be brought up here again. At least not without a fair, fair warning.[/QUOTE]

Right. So, how 'bout them Packers?

Also, "Aryan" threw me off. I'm hoping you mean blonde hair/blue eyes and not white supremacist.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Boo fat chicks. >:[[/QUOTE]

Particularly when they don't wear clothing appropriate to their body type. Some women are able to accept their weight and be comfortable in that aspect of their life, and that's fine. But that doesn't make hiphuggers and Daisy Dukes their unconditional friends.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, "Aryan" threw me off. I'm hoping you mean blonde hair/blue eyes and not white supremacist.[/QUOTE]

The former. It looks like they stole a baby komodo dragon from the zoo and put a blonde wig on it. First time I saw it, I was expecting it to unsheath its neck frill and hiss at me.

[QUOTE]Particularly when they don't wear clothing appropriate to their body type. Some women are able to accept their weight and be comfortable in that aspect of their life, and that's fine. But that doesn't make hiphuggers and Daisy Dukes their unconditional friends.[/QUOTE]

I don't like looking at 'em and I certainly don't like it when they play the mother hen/bodyguard/cockblocker role around their hot friends.

This thread has turned disgusting, hahaha. Zebra tits registered a chuckle, though, just for the name, and not the visual image.

And I'd much prefer a girl who wasn't scary skinny. A meaty but healthy girl is ideal for me, but not chunky or morbidly obese. That's no good.

Oh, and she can't be a lesbian.