Joke time. Hopefully you guys haven't heard this one, but here goes.

There was this rich guy and this poor guy, and they were old high school friends, so they went out to lunch one day.

They were talking about their wives, and the rich guy said that his wife's birthday was coming up, so he told his friend that he was getting her a Ferrari and a diamond necklace. The poor guy asked him "Why did you get her two things?" The rich guy responded with "If she doesn't like the necklace, she can return it in her Ferrari." The poor guy then says "Oh, ok. I did the same thing. I bought my wife a pair of sandals and a dildo." The rich guy responded "Ok, well why did you get her two things?" The poor guy then said "If she didn't like the sandals, she could fu[B][I][/I][/B]ck herself."

reflage?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Joke time. Hopefully you guys haven't heard this one, but here goes.

There was this rich guy and this poor guy, and they were old high school friends, so they went out to lunch one day.

They were talking about their wives, and the rich guy said that his wife's birthday was coming up, so he told his friend that he was getting her a Ferrari and a diamond necklace. The poor guy asked him "Why did you get her two things?" The rich guy responded with "If she doesn't like the necklace, she can return it in her Ferrari." The poor guy then says "Oh, ok. I did the same thing. I bought my wife a pair of sandals and a dildo." The rich guy responded "Ok, well why did you get her two things?" The poor guy then said "If she didn't like the sandals, she could fu[B][I][/I][/B]ck herself."

reflage?[/QUOTE]

Sorry, I didn't laugh.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]Right...

So you think that is pus[SIZE=2]sy[/SIZE] sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE] then?

What ever, I like the taste of it, and if you knew me I can drink alcohol. I don't take shots, I chug right from the bottle, no mixing, and I usually drink it all warm. I also don't drink 5 shots worth and I am done, it takes a good 15 shot amount to get me to the point of drunk.

So what ever, just because I prefer something doesn't mean I can't drink alcohol.[/QUOTE]

I stand corrected. Jager is very much a n00b-ish alcoholic beverage, so you can't blame me for jumping to conclusions.

[QUOTE=MYR]I'll take water.[/QUOTE]

Pff. Wuss.

Jom- I know, I'm Dling the VR one right now. It's at 95%. Thanks a lot. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Pff. Wuss.[/QUOTE]

What? I like water :(

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]What? I like water :([/QUOTE]

You get a choice of every drink imaginable and you pick water. I guess we know who the thread's token wet blanket will be...

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I stand corrected. Jager is very much a n00b-ish alcoholic beverage, so you can't blame me for jumping to conclusions.
[/QUOTE]


And also around here, I know no one except a few people who like Jager. All n00bs so to say stick to like 10-15% highly flavored schnapps and wine coolers...

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]And also around here, I know no one except a few people who like Jager. All n00bs so to say stick to like 10-15% highly flavored schnapps and wine coolers...[/QUOTE]

:lol:

that's the West Coast for you.

On the East Coast, all the n00bs drink Jager.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]You get a choice of every drink imaginable and you pick water. I guess we know who the thread's token wet blanket will be...[/QUOTE]

Jesus, you judge me on what I drink?

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]Jesus, you judge me on what I drink?[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.[/QUOTE]

Okay, so say I pick orange juice...

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]Okay, so say I pick orange juice...[/QUOTE]

That would probably net the same response.

Anyone else for the msn chat? There's about 8ish in there so far. add [email]spiralout7@gmail.com[/email], and you'll be in. :thumb:

/whoring

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That would probably net the same response.[/QUOTE]

Last one I swear.

Strawberry smoothie?

I don't have MSN.

Say he drinks raw eggs like Rocky?

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]Last one I swear.

Strawberry smoothie?[/QUOTE]

In that case I would probably question your manhood.

No offense or anything, it's just a guy thing.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Say he drinks raw eggs like Rocky?[/QUOTE]

Then he would have my eternal respect.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Say he drinks raw eggs like Rocky?[/QUOTE]


Yeah?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]In that case I would probably question your manhood.

No offense or anything, it's just a guy thing.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I couldn't have said it better myself.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]In that case I would probably question your manhood.

No offense or anything, it's just a guy thing.[/QUOTE]

But strawberry smoothies kick as[COLOR=White]s[/COLOR] :upset:

[QUOTE=pigonthewing82]But strawberry smoothies kick as[COLOR=White]s[/COLOR] :upset:[/QUOTE]

So long as you do not have a 'Y' chromosome.

ATM, how come you left the msn chat?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]ATM, how come you left the msn chat?[/QUOTE]

It was too chaotic for me. No real conversation was going on anyway.

It kept killing my MSN.

Any fans of Fantomas (or any other Patton-related projects) in here?

Dead thread.

I have nothing worthy to talk about. :/

Apparently, no one does.

Not much else has happened to me...I've worn out all my conversation-ness.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Any fans of Fantomas (or any other Patton-related projects) in here?[/QUOTE]
Hell yes.

Do you have the new Fantomas yet?

Required reading: [url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7520626#post7520626[/url]

Still subject to editing.

[QUOTE=adams9168]How bout you just put those under one category.. "Crap."[/QUOTE]
:( Did you even read it? If you didn't I swear to god I'm a kill you.

I've always liked the Ramones :)

P.S. post so it doesn't fall off the page :(

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]P.S. post so it doesn't fall off the page :([/QUOTE]


I read it right now, go read my thread too.

kk thx emo fag.

Let's get this party started...

/throws everyone a beer

Chris, the concert is a no-go. I got pulled over today, and my parents arent thrilled. You can definantly come up for the PT concert though.

I could come down in the summer?

I read it. Pretty interesting stuff. I've tried the whole pop punk thing, and it's not for me. I prefer my music to have a little more substance to it. I'm not trying to knock the genre, but you have to admit. Most of it is very shallow and typical. :thumb:

NP: Money cover- Velvet Revolver

It's friggen sweet!

EDIT: The thread died because everyone was in the msn chat. :cool: You missed out madey. There were some funny little bits. [size=1]Jom=chode, 307 <3's BOIZ...etc..[/size] :p

Too bad you don't even have msn. /points and laughs

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I read it. Pretty interesting stuff. I've tried the whole pop punk thing, and it's not for me. I prefer my music to have a little more substance to it. I'm not trying to knock the genre, but you have to admit. Most of it [/QUOTE]
Nah man, punk is about the lyrics less than the music quality, but bands like NOFX and Sum 41 have great musicianship to them.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]/throws everyone a beer

Chris, the concert is a no-go. I got pulled over today, and my parents arent thrilled. You can definantly come up for the PT concert though.

I could come down in the summer?[/QUOTE]

Haha, way to go chief. Yeah, I'll probably make the PT action. What's the date again? I have it written in my room but I need to check it against the work calendar. And yeah, come down whenever you want. We can hit the beach or whatever.

Sup Chris, how goes it?

Read your thread Vince, hopefully it educates some people...

And that msn chat was chaos in the form of words on a monitor...