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[QUOTE=addicted_tochaos]i would change my avatar, but i love liv too much.
sorry marty friedman,i love you still.
i'm probably the only titan without a thrash avatar.
my bad.[/QUOTE]

I didn't know you were a titan.. you should at least change your status thing to Titans of Thrash, that would look a lot cooler than "13wayz".

[QUOTE=Girl-Playing-Bass]Sure, no problem! :thumb:

[url]http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/karenk/Animation1.gif[/url]

like I said before, if there is anything you wanna change just say so. Hope you like it.

EDIT: I did the quiz: oh yeah... :cool: thrasher..[/QUOTE]

Cheers! Much appreciated, it's awesome!

EDIT: **** it's 20 kb, and I have no idea how to reduce it lol :confused:

Well, reading Ve Das' post has inspired me to post my '61 rules of thrash' that i wrote up a few months back, which, i hope, would fit in with the rules at [url]http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm[/url] . what are your comments in the list?

1. If it is not from 86, itâ€™s not good.
2. If you wear anything but your jeans and denim jacket from 1986, youâ€™ve sold out.
3. Refer to all women as â€˜bitchesâ€™
4. Bitches serve no other purpose other than to be impregnated
5. Impregnate as many bitches as possible
6. Metallica suck
7. Never admit you like Metallica, even though you love their first three albums
8. Never talk about Metallica to other thrashers, that is a sure sign of a sellout
9. If you no longer have your original vinyl pressing of reign in blood, you have sold out
10. Cut your hair short and you will be considered a sellout
11. Never had hair past your shoulders? You are not a thrasher
12. True thrashers have long hair
13. It is compulsory for you to head bang at all thrash concerts
14. You arenâ€™t at a thrash concert? Youâ€™re either not a thrasher or have sold out.
15. Drink tremendous amounts of beer
16. You must be from San Francisco.
17. If you have not been living in San Francisco since 1986, you are not a thrasher, not underground and have more than likely sold out
18. Go back to 1986 and create a thrash band
19. If you were in a thrash band in 1986, reform 15 years later
20. Slayer sold out in 1986, all true thrashers know this fact.
21. Link band names with the word â€˜****ing!â€™ Eg: Dark ****ing Angel, Vio-****ing-Lence, Slay ****ing Er
22. Complain about the present state of the music scene
23. Reminisce about 1986
24. Create a thrash band
25. Repeat rules 22, 23, 24 and 21
26. Pile dirt on Metallica so your newly found band will gain status in the underground, keeping in mind rule #7
27. Die of a heart attack/stroke/other diseases that normal people (sellouts) die at 80 from at the age of 37.
28. If you are 36 you have a year of thrashing left, take not of rules #5 and #15
29. Thrashers are so ****ing underground, if you are not underground, you are not a thrasher
30. Never smile
31. Make sure you always have an evil grin on your face like you are trying to chew through 10 leather jackets at the same time. Incorporating this with rules #5 and #15 will make you more of a thrasher
32. The Haunted suck more than Metallica
33. Thank every single thrash band in existence in the liner notes of your next album.
34. If you are Metallica, disregard rule #33 and thank bob rock instead
35. When referring to intercourse, use the terminology: â€œsticking my cock in her cuntâ€?
36. Wow, impregnating bitches is more tiring than head banging; go drink more beer
37. Your musical tastes are superior to any one elseâ€™s, when anyone doubts this, remind them thrash was the basis for most metal beyond 86.
38. Having the word satan in songs beyond 86 is a sure sign of a sellout.
39. During the 90â€™s when your thrash band was split up, you owned an underground music shop; it is your duty to mention this in any interview you have now that your band is reformed.
40. Vinyl was so much better than Compact Diskâ€™s. Blindly reaffirm this fact to yourself on a regular basis.
41. Death metal sucks; Beer tastes better than virgins entrails
42. Black metal sucks; Beer tastes better than goat blood
43. Power metal sucks; Beer tastes better than semâ€¦.
44. Doom metal sucks; you could drink more beers in a minute than a doom band could play notes.
45. If you can still see traces of black on your faded band t-shirt, you obviously werenâ€™t around in 86, and are therefore not a thrasher.
46. Take the Metallica patch of your jacket; theyâ€™ve sold out
47. You are so ****ing underground! Any more underground and youâ€™d be hitting magma.
48. â€˜86 is your favorite number.
49. Donâ€™t talk to anyone who isnâ€™t underground until you have sold a million albums.
50. If you could record an album before 86, only spend $100 on itâ€™s production, anything more would not be underground
51. Spend the other $9000 on drugs
52. If you ever get kicked out of a band, it is imperative that you make another one to spite your former band mates.
53. Disband when you realize your band isnâ€™t as fast as reign in blood, not disbanding would bring shame upon you, and you will probably be branded a sellout
54. Join your friendâ€™s band who is as fast reign in blood
55. Throw out all your Metallica posters you got when you were 12
56. â€œ**** yeah!â€? is used instead of the words â€œHelloâ€?, â€œyesâ€? and â€œMetallica suckâ€?
57. If your songs have less than 92 riffs, 16 time changes and fewer than 364 beats per minute, it is not thrash.
58. It is alright to turn to Christianity and leave your thrash band, provided it is after 86.
59. When ever
60. Anyone who does not know the difference between speed and thrash. Is not a thrasher and therefore deserved to be
61. Never be a Pretentious, poseur fag around other thrashers, 14 steal-capped boots in the balls doesnâ€™t tickle.

[QUOTE=JMetallica]
44. Doom metal sucks; you could drink more beers in a minute than a doom band could play notes. [/QUOTE]

thats the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life

[QUOTE=deftoned]Cheers! Much appreciated, it's awesome!

EDIT: **** it's 20 kb, and I have no idea how to reduce it lol :confused:[/QUOTE]
me neither :confused: I guess I suck!
Nah.. it's just to big, I can make another one, with less pictures in it :)

JMet: :lol: F[SIZE=2]UC[/SIZE]K YEAH!!

that website was very funny as well, especially the black metal part. its so true though!

metallica dont suck!! metallica are a good band not as good as they were by far but i still think they are a good band!!

[QUOTE=Griffin_Page]I didn't know you were a titan.. you should at least change your status thing to Titans of Thrash, that would look a lot cooler than "13wayz".[/QUOTE]

my original username was 13wayz. my titan line was PSWB.
i'll change it tomorrow.

I like the doom metal one the best, I fell off my chair.(or is sitting on a chair selling out?)Anyway good list :chug:

[QUOTE=Girl-Playing-Bass]You pick Tyler over Friedman?!
So you would rather hang with Tyler than with Friedman?! :eek:
Dude!
There are enough hot chicks. Not enough Marty Friedmans![/QUOTE]

umm better yet,can't i hang with them both?
a threesome even? i'll bring the cheese and goat.

50. If you could record an album before 86, only spend $100 on itâ€™s production, anything more would not be underground

that was my favorite

Hehe that list is hilarious i love 27: Die of a heart attack/stroke/other diseases that normal people (sellouts) die at 80 from at the age of 37.
HAHA omg that cracked me me up. actually all of it did. LordDargon what is it with you and massively long posts consisting of hundreds of empty lines?? :)

Noooo the thread left page 1. Where is everyone that usually posts??

*pisess of ktulululululuululu*

My favorite was 43. Power metal sucks; Beer tastes better than semâ€¦.
Power metal is uber-gay :lol:

[QUOTE=LordDargon]Naw, heritag21, you're gonna need to hear alot more thrash than that. GPB - don't click on the like, copy and paste. Yes Sodom is ridiculously good, I got Nuclear Winter by them the other day. No I haven't heard of dungeon. Oh yes, and manu, remember the time you said Nile sucked? Here is a picture of them:
[url]http://www.metal-archives.com/images/139_photo.jpg[/url]

And here is a picture of Coroner:
[url]http://www.metal-archives.com/images/117_photo.jpg[/url]

:lol::lol::lol: I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
yeah i listen to megadeth, metallica(first 3) slayer and all of them i was just wondering if i could make my title SOY for symptoms of the universe or if i should make it YAN for youthanasia

hey girl-playing-bass, i was just wondering....could me make me an avatar like lorddargons....cause it kicks alot of ***....but could you add venom to it? and the WTH for my album....if you can its much appreciated

heritage, for the record,youthanasia is not a thrash album.
it kicks....but it's not thrash.
lord d,power metal is pretty good imo.

Lmao, GPB, is this program for download? If it isn't you should really start charging for these avatars... Imagine the money you could be frau.... I mean raking in! :D

*hopes to get on gpb's good side so she'll get him an avatar with liv tyler and marty friedman*

Haha, that is an interesting mixture of people. Should add Homer Simpson and Buddah too! :D

alright,gpb,i want liv tyler,marty freidman,phil anselmo,homer simpson and swiss cheese and a goat on my avatar.
lol

[QUOTE=Heritage21]yeah i listen to megadeth, metallica(first 3) slayer and all of them i was just wondering if i could make my title SOY for symptoms of the universe or if i should make it YAN for youthanasia[/QUOTE]

*sigh*
Did you read the first post on the first page? THe one about Dark Angel? Go read it. You obviously don't like thrash as your favorite, since neither of those albums is a thrash album. Do we have a traditional metal clan? If so, this dude should go join it.

(for the record, black sabbath is in no way thrash.)

Anybody heard any Exumer songs here? I heard from someone in my Music that they're good German Thrash and Slayer inspired. Anybody got any opinions?

Also, what are all the Thrash members names? I only know what G-P-B name is.... Mines Andy by the way.

i also want to know how symptom of the universe was abbreviated to SOY.
dude,only join if thrash is your favorite genre of metal.
i listen to tons of music but thrash is my favorite and what automatically comes when i pick up a guitar.
edit: to heritage

mine's caleb.
edit: to thrashmaster
i'll go check out exumer. i'll give you guys a review on them tomorrow.

[QUOTE=addictedtochaos]i also want to know how symptom of the universe was abbreviated to SOY.
dude,only join if thrash is your favorite genre of metal.
i listen to tons of music but thrash is my favorite and what automatically comes when i pick up a guitar.
edit: to heritage[/QUOTE]

Heh, no kidding, and in his status he put (YNA) instead of YAN... :lol:

I've heard Possessed by Fire, and would say it is a raging thrasher! Raw, technical with a butt load of riffs. Yes, it is fairly awesome.

[url]http://www.vibrationsofdoom.com/test/Exumer.html[/url]

Symptom of the universe was thrashy as hell. for '75. This is what all of those little bay area kids would have been listening to at that time. But yes, by no means 'Thrash'.

My name is Joel,

[QUOTE=JMetallica]I've heard Possessed by Fire, and would say it is a raging thrasher! Raw, technical with a butt load of riffs. Yes, it is fairly awesome.

[url]http://www.vibrationsofdoom.com/test/Exumer.html[/url]

Symptom of the universe was thrashy as hell. for '75. This is what all of those little bay area kids would have been listening to at that time.
My name is Joel,[/QUOTE]

You typical bloody Aussie! crack out the VB's mate :p

British black metal pioneers VENOM have revealed the details of their new lineup and upcoming recording/touring activities. Joining bassist/vocalist Conrad "Cronos" Lant and drummer Antton is the latest addition to the group's ranks, American guitarist Mykus.

Commented Cronos: "I have chosen the most talented and deadliest of all the musicians who've ever been in this band to work with."

The new tracks are said to be "very much in the vein of the early VENOM â€” ferocious, raw and deeply Satanic, with a 21st century production and 25 years of experience. Look out disbelievers, this is VENOM at their most dangerous and hostile!" :thumb:

VENOM, who are in the process of negotiating a new recording deal, are currently recording some tracks to be webcast directly from the "Updates/Music" section of their official web site as a test, before uploading some new video footage of the band using the latest streaming multi-bit-rate technology. Several live shows are planned later in the year as well.