Mean. :(



[QUOTE]It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"****!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater. [/QUOTE]

I am such a big man!

You see, there are workmen surrounding the side and back of my house, while they construct this retarded new development because they are greedy bastards who want to make money.

Anyways, I heard one of the workmen say, in a rather loud voice, "Right, is that enough for you? Cos I'm not fuc[font=]k[/font]ing going [sic] back up here again. What the Fu[font=]c[/font]k? Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Mother-Fu[font=]c[/font]ker.

Then I heard my next door neighbour open her door, walk up to the fenceline of her house, and ask the guy to either swear quietly, or not swear at all, because of her young children. However, I could hear the bastard having a go at her as well, saying it was private property blah blah blah. So I went up the back and had a go at him, calling him a Fu[font=]c[/font]kwit, a moron, a dickhead, a dropkick, you name it. Then I went a told the site manager about him, so the idiot is on report. Good thing he was one of the workers I hate.

Oh...that's a shame.

EDIT: To Jelle

Jason: stfu n00b :)

Vince is not EMO. Vince is just a NERD.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I am such a big man!

You see, there are workmen surrounding the side and back of my house, while they construct this retarded new development because they are greedy bastards who want to make money.

Anyways, I heard one of the workmen say, in a rather loud voice, "Right, is that enough for you? Cos I'm not fuc[font=]k[/font]ing going [sic] back up here again. What the Fu[font=]c[/font]k? Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Mother-Fu[font=]c[/font]ker.

Then I heard my next door neighbour open her door, walk up to the fenceline of her house, and ask the guy to either swear quietly, or not swear at all, because of her young children. However, I could hear the bastard having a go at her as well, saying it was private property blah blah blah. So I went up the back and had a go at him, calling him a Fu[font=]c[/font]kwit, a moron, a dickhead, a dropkick, you name it. Then I went a told the site manager about him, so the idiot is on report. Good thing he was one of the workers I hate.[/QUOTE]

You should have just dropped him with a well-aimed wrench.

Hello everyone!

Haha, Riva. Nice job with the workman.

Now that I am 18, I can go up for assault charges. :(

Well that's when you retreat to a safe distance and apologise. For maximum points, the apology should be delivered through a megaphone.

That's not so cool.

I suppose if I worked him up enough, he could have struck me first. Then it becomes self-defense. ;)

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Vince is not EMO. Vince is just a NERD.[/QUOTE]
No, both apply.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Now that I am 18, I can go up for assault charges. :([/QUOTE]
Whoa! What happened here?

Anybody else watch CSI?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I am such a big man!

You see, there are workmen surrounding the side and back of my house, while they construct this retarded new development because they are greedy bastards who want to make money.

Anyways, I heard one of the workmen say, in a rather loud voice, "Right, is that enough for you? Cos I'm not fuc[font=]k[/font]ing going [sic] back up here again. What the Fu[font=]c[/font]k? Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Fu[font=]c[/font]k Mother-Fu[font=]c[/font]ker.

Then I heard my next door neighbour open her door, walk up to the fenceline of her house, and ask the guy to either swear quietly, or not swear at all, because of her young children. However, I could hear the bastard having a go at her as well, saying it was private property blah blah blah. So I went up the back and had a go at him, calling him a Fu[font=]c[/font]kwit, a moron, a dickhead, a dropkick, you name it. Then I went a told the site manager about him, so the idiot is on report. Good thing he was one of the workers I hate.[/QUOTE]

What does [sic] mean? I never figured that out. :confused:

[QUOTE=Bartender]Well that's when you retreat to a safe distance and apologise. For maximum points, the apology should be delivered through a megaphone.[/QUOTE]

:lol: That megaphone part was very funny to me.

[sic] implys bad spelling or grammar within a quote, id est it is not your fault, but the person you are quoting.

I just put some boxes in the skip downstairs. Bad times. :(

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva][sic] implys bad spelling or grammar within a quote, id est it is not your fault, but the person you are quoting.

I just put some boxes in the skip downstairs. Bad times. :([/QUOTE]

Thanks :thumb:

Bartender, your Lateralus review was awesome. If I didn't already have the cd, I would've bought it.

Anyone here?

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]Anyone here?[/QUOTE]

:wave:

Hey.

Hello.

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]:wave:

Hey.[/QUOTE]
What's up? :)

My day was pretty good, trying to play some Jaco on bass now*.

*Is failing miserably

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]Hello.[/QUOTE]
Nice avatar, it's trippy.

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]Nice avatar, it's trippy.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I've been surprised by all the positive feedback it's gotten :)

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]Thanks, I've been surprised by all the positive feedback it's gotten :)[/QUOTE]
What is it? :)

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]What is it? :)[/QUOTE]
Blues Traveler's s/t album. It's quite good :)

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]Blues Traveler's s/t album. It's quite good :)[/QUOTE]
Blues or Classic Rock I'm guessing?

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]What's up? :)

My day was pretty good, trying to play some Jaco on bass now*.

*Is failing miserably[/QUOTE]


Which reminds me that I should be practicing right now, and that I have to do my homework first. :(

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]Which reminds me that I should be practicing right now, and that I have to do my homework first. :([/QUOTE]
What are you practicing/playing currently? :)

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]Blues or Classic Rock I'm guessing?[/QUOTE]
They're kinda like blues-rock meets pop.

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]They're kinda like blues-rock meets pop.[/QUOTE]
Cool, not my type of music, but you probably like it right?

[QUOTE=high_voltage_acdc]Cool, not my type of music, but you probably like it right?[/QUOTE]
If I didn't like it I wouldn't use it as an avatar :p

[QUOTE]What are you practicing/playing currently?[/QUOTE]

Glad you asked. :)

Right now I'm working on a few different songs for different purposes.

For the sake of jamming with my friends..
The Haunted - Bury Your Dead
Children of Bodom - Black Widow
Megadeth - Rust in Peace

For the sake of band...
Pantera - Walk
In Flames - Episode 666
Slayer - Dead Skin Mask

For the sake of myself...
Mayhem - Pagan Fears and Funeral Fog
sad attempt at any Necrophagist
More CoB

I have a lot of work to do. :-/

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]Glad you asked. :)

Right now I'm working on a few different songs for different purposes.

For the sake of jamming with my friends..
The Haunted - Bury Your Dead
Children of Bodom - Black Widow
Megadeth - Rust in Peace

For the sake of band...
Pantera - Walk
In Flames - Episode 666
Slayer - Dead Skin Mask

For the sake of myself...
Mayhem - Pagan Fears and Funeral Fog
sad attempt at any Necrophagist
More CoB

I have a lot of work to do. :-/[/QUOTE]

How long have you been playing? Some of those songs can get pretty tough.

[QUOTE]How long have you been playing? Some of those songs can get pretty tough.[/QUOTE]

Total 3 years, actually [i]playing[/i] with any motivation, 2 years or so.

Episode 666, good choice

[QUOTE=magicbus]
Bartender, your Lateralus review was awesome. If I didn't already have the cd, I would've bought it.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. It was either my first or second review though, I don't think too much of it now.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Episode 666, good choice[/quote]

I love some of the riffs to that song. The intro is awesome.

[QUOTE=TheChoSenOnes]I love some of the riffs to that song. The intro is awesome.[/QUOTE]

Plus the lyrics.... I love the chorus:

"This is episode 666!
Destination, chaos!,"

lol I just love that for some reason

/Episode 666 was awesome live.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]/Episode 666 was awesome live.[/QUOTE]

Lucky bastad, all my friends went to their show in Philly last year, but my mom didn't want me to go to a concert full of "satan music"

EDIT: I just realized the greatness of the UD in WC