I've eaten an ostrich burger.

I've never had a lamb burger. Or an ostrich burger. Am I missing anything?

I've eaten neither myself, but I'm craving meat.

I've seen a lamb burglar but never a lamb burger.

Did you catch him?

I saw a Slint ripoff band with electric violin perform this evening. They weren't too bad.

I was scared of the Hamburglar as a child. :-/

My sister accused me of being the hamburgler the other day, as a joke.

Parfait, I love the Patti Smith avatar. I almost bought that album about a week ago.

You should have.

I think I would rather people call me Zappa, even though I'm using Parfait.

[QUOTE=DogInTheSand]I was scared of the Hamburglar as a child. :-/[/QUOTE]

I was scared of that purple thing.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Did you catch him?[/QUOTE]

Nope.

I haven't been to a live show in ages it seems like. I need to fix that.

Grimace.

[url=http://students.juniata.edu/hoeyje3/Ronald__Hamburgler.jpg]oh my god[/url]

[QUOTE=DogInTheSand]You should have.[/QUOTE]

In retrospect, yes.

I just saw Fantastic Four.

[url=http://www.sek-c.com/upload/files/grimace.jpg]spawn of satan[/url]

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I was scared of that purple thing.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.psychonoble.com/archives/articles/media/8.jpg[/url]

I liked him. I even remember having a toy of his.

This is why Americans are fat.

I'm hungry.

Nightmares++

np: Tool - Prison Sex

[QUOTE=Canadian_Guy]I just saw Fantastic Four.[/QUOTE]

How was it?

Today I found a cylindrical hunk of concrete. It rules.

[QUOTE=Robert Crumb]How was it?[/QUOTE]

It was good for what it was, a comic-book film. Great action scenes, tongue-in-cheek humor, Jessica Alba....

[QUOTE=Canadian_Guy]Jessica Alba....[/QUOTE]

Go through puberty, [I]then[/I] start lusting.

Has anyone wondered what modrock's been up to? I have details :)

You killed the flow of our conversation, jerkpants.

Yeah, you making puberty jokes was really a "flow of conversation" :mad:

Don't mind me, I just felt like being an idiot. It's not often that I antagonize people for stupid reasons, so this is my opportunity.

Goth as a I wanna be.

Dresden Dolls?

Yes. The album rules my life.