It doesn't even set here when it snows.

You English sons of bitches and your still-snowy weather. It just decided to blanket in snow a couple weeks ago but it's all gone now and starting to warm up. Now today the weather forecast is snow and I'm starting to think that the weatherman is on crack.

[QUOTE=Happy]:( I want some snow. Someone send me some.[/QUOTE]You can have ours, I hate snow.

NP: Aborted - 'The Saw and the Carnage Done'

[QUOTE=ICB]You English sons of bitches and your still-snowy weather. It just decided to blanket in snow a couple weeks ago but it's all gone now and starting to warm up. Now today the weather forecast is snow and I'm starting to think that the weatherman is on crack.[/QUOTE]
It's weird. It hasn't snowed here all winter but it's now started, in March.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I'm sorry, but I have to tip my hat to any man with enough balls to try to pick up a girl at Target. Especially if she's working there.[/QUOTE]

Why's this? What is Target?

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Since I'm almost at 10k, it's obvious that I spend way too much time at this site. I've decided it's time to leave.[/QUOTE]

Note that some people are offended by such a statement.

[QUOTE=Spat Out Plath]I really don't get the whole leaving thing. People announce they're going to leave, then they realise it wasn't such a good idea and spend a couple of days not coming back because they don't want to look stupid then make a triumphant return and it's all completely pointless.[/QUOTE]

...and I cant understand why some people want to leave so bad while it took them so much time to become regulars.

[QUOTE=Stoic]Why's this? What is Target?[/QUOTE]
I think Target's a clothing store. Like Hot Topic.

[QUOTE=Ad Absurdum]You can have ours, I hate snow.

NP: Aborted - 'The Saw and the Carnage Done'[/QUOTE]
i love snow / cold weather. so much better for all my favourite animal-killing hobbies :D

anyway, i'm off out to the pub now, later all, if i make it the 4 miles each way through the snow :lol:

[QUOTE=ICB]You English sons of bitches and your still-snowy weather. It just decided to blanket in snow a couple weeks ago but it's all gone now and starting to warm up. Now today the weather forecast is snow and I'm starting to think that the weatherman is on crack.[/QUOTE]
That would be awesome.

[I]"Th. There's some rain and shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE]...and...uh... *puffs* [I]fu[/I]ck man, I'm so high"[/I]

im sorry LA, no one talks like that when they're high. Thats just how non-smokers perseive it. Call it ignorance

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]That would be awesome.

[I]"Th. There's some rain and shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE]...and...uh... *puffs* [I]fu[/I]ck man, I'm so high"[/I][/QUOTE]
Dude i was thinking more
"duuuuuuuude clouds and sh[size=2]i[/size]t. So beautiful...."

Che: Pardon my ignorance.

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]im sorry LA, no one talks like that when they're high. Thats just how non-smokers perseive it. Call it ignorance[/QUOTE]
I know that :p

I just find that percieved idea amusing. Like Towlie on South Park, which incidentally, I'm still trying to download episodes of.

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]im sorry LA, no one talks like that when they're high. Thats just how non-smokers perseive it. Call it ignorance[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've noticed that over here too. I only know one person who is a stereotypical stoner.

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]im sorry LA, no one talks like that when they're high. Thats just how non-smokers perseive it. Call it ignorance[/QUOTE]

depends on how stoned you are:
For instance last week me and some friends baked my brother's closet and when I stood up I was just like, "Yo Keven... my legs, I have them!"

That night was very good, another example, a friend, James, took a hanger and was clawing me going, "I'm Captain Fu[color=silver]cking[/color] hook," and then the other kid, Kevin, was like, "Dude, I'm a dragon," :inhales: and then while exhaling he said, "roar."

Those are just examples of stoned dialogue.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]depends on how stoned you are:
For instance last week me and some friends baked my brother's closet and when I stood up I was just like, "Yo Keven... my legs, I have them!"

That night was very good, another example, a friend, James, took a hanger and was clawing me going, "I'm Captain Fu[color=silver]cking[/color] hook," and then the other kid, Kevin, was like, "Dude, I'm a dragon," :inhales: and then while exhaling he said, "roar."

Those are just examples of stoned dialogue.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
that's more funnier than my mates' drunk talk.

[QUOTE=Josh]i love snow / cold weather. so much better for all my favourite animal-killing hobbies :D
[/QUOTE]

This is not cool :angry:

/feels sorry for the duckies...

[QUOTE=Stoic]This is not cool :angry:

/feels sorry for the duckies...[/QUOTE]
I feel sorry for them too. Ducks are awesome.

[QUOTE=Happy]I think Target's a clothing store. Like Hot Topic.[/QUOTE]

Well it's not just clothing, and it doesn't target a niche like Hot Topic does, but yeah. A store.

I was 1/3 right.

Target is a superstore... they sell CDs, Games, Consoles, Electronics, Clothing, Food, and all under one roof.

It's insidious, like Ikea. They have no windows.

[QUOTE=Bartender]It's insidious, like Ikea. They have no windows.[/QUOTE]
To make you forget the outside world? Like casinos in LA have no clocks?

[QUOTE=Bartender]It's insidious, like Ikea. They have no windows.[/QUOTE]

The one near me has windows, though not many.

[QUOTE=Happy]To make you forget the outside world? Like casinos in LA have no clocks?[/QUOTE]
Do they ban watches too?

I was once going through the mall and these two stoners came up to me, smelling so heavily of pot I could have gotten high by breathing next to them for a couple minutes. The dialog went something like this.

"Dude, man... your shirt f[size=2]u[/size]ckin' rock, man! Foamy's the sh[size=2]i[/size]t!"
"Yeah, man, Foamy rules! Where'd you get that shirt?
"Uh... I got it at Hot Topic."
"Where's that, man?
"It's at a different mall, they never got one here."
"Oh..... Well, come on dude, let's go look for it. I want a Foamy shirt."
(they stagger off)
"... Wow."

[QUOTE=Happy]To make you forget the outside world? Like casinos in LA have no clocks?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. You can't see the sun, so you forget how long you've been there browsing.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]
The one near me has windows, though not many.[/QUOTE]

Oh. Well all the ones I've been to, then, half a dozen or so. No windows, unless you count the doors at the front of the store, or go through to the garden bit.

Well done Alex, you have admitted you have bought an item of clothing at Hot Topic.
It's the first step onto realising you have a problem.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Do they ban watches too?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea. I'm guessing they can't take them off you though.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Oh. Well all the ones I've been to, then, half a dozen or so. No windows, unless you count the doors at the front of the store, [B]or go through to the garden bit.[/B][/QUOTE]

My entire family is into gardening, much like sports, I'm not but I get dragged along anyhow.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]My entire family is into gardening, much like sports, I'm not but I get dragged along anyhow.[/QUOTE]
Give them a surprise and bury dead animals in the garden. Then when they go to plant flowers, they'll find them and be like "wtf?".

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Well done Alex, you have admitted you have bought an item of clothing at Hot Topic.
It's the first step onto realising you have a problem.[/QUOTE]

Hot Topic ain't the problem. It's the little kids who go into the store thinking a Slipknot T-shirt will make them hxc. Little kids are dumb.

Eh, true.

I'm enjoying my Friday evening in* with the company of Dream Theater- Live scenes from New York, and some MSN conversation.

NP-Through my words

*I'm worrying about my loser-ness.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Eh, true.

I'm enjoying my Friday evening in* with the company of Dream Theater- Live scenes from New York, and some MSN conversation.

NP-Through my words

*I'm worrying about my loser-ness.[/QUOTE]
Hey man don't worry I have the night in as well :(

I need to find somethin to do. Unfortunately, I have to work until 9 :-/

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]
I'm enjoying my Friday evening in* with the company of Dream Theater- Live scenes from New York, and some MSN conversation.

NP-Through my words

*I'm worrying about my loser-ness.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Happy]Hey man don't worry I have the night in as well :([/QUOTE]

Meh. I'm staying in. I could go to a gig where a friend of mine is playing but I'm exhausted so no.

NP:Bach - some fugue in a minor

The television tells me it's been ten years since Dunblane. Doesn't really seem that long.

EDIT: It also tells me new Green Wing is on the way. Hoorah.

[QUOTE=Bartender]EDIT: It also tells me new Green Wing is on the way. Hoorah.[/QUOTE]
Excellent.

We have the IT crowd tonight, too.

Whoa... Hvis Lyset Tar Oss was recorded just out of tune so I can't play keyboard behind it.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Eh, true.

I'm enjoying my Friday evening in* with the company of Dream Theater- Live scenes from New York, and some MSN conversation.

NP-Through my words

*I'm worrying about my loser-ness.[/QUOTE]
/already went to pub

/is trying not to make spelling mistakes while typing, due to being slightly drunk

dammit, i only had 3 1/2 pints, and i'm fairly tipsy. not pissed yet, but a glass of port should help that :)
/goes to cupboard in room.

nothing wrong with LSFNY though Ollie, i'll have to steal it off you sometime.

I love choir trips. I always get so wasted.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]
We have the IT crowd tonight, too.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I always end up watching that, though it's not that good really.