ESR- It has been said that madey uses the word gay quite often. :p

Other than that, Dragons do own. Has anyone read those books [U]Dragon Blood[/U]? They freaking own! I think the author's last name started with a Y, but I can't remember her name. Either way, the books were uber cool.

Vince- :upset: I just got your joke. Wahah

ESR- Must you link us to men wearing glittery lingerie??!?!

So, I just got back from taking a very unpleasant dump. Like I said, I hate junkfood.

Ah, I can totally empathize. Yesterday when I was working, I drank an entire box of Capri Suns. Yes, all 67.5 oz. :-/ I shall save you the grotesque details, but lemme just say, that much sugar is not meant to go through your system in a period of three hours.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]1st time I read that post, I thought it was a typo. "It was your dad. He missled you." wtf@that?!

It very well could have been my dad, but he's very proud of his gasious properties. As am I. Maybe I'll put my soundclick good use. :cool:\

Christ, no wonder I never get any. :upset:

Eleventeen- Come on now, use some brain power. :angry: Posts like your last 2 are extremely unnecesary. "???" and "Amazing" are not good posts.[/QUOTE]

And all those spaces were also necessary, right?

lol, just playing around, but I guess you're right, bleh, at least I'm not double posting :thumb: .

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]So, I just got back from taking a very unpleasant dump. Like I said, I hate junkfood.[/QUOTE]

The worst is when its hard to get out, then when you are done, it feels like there is still more that has to come out and its unconfortable for like 5 minutes after. Thats why I usually bring a book or my guitar on the toilet with me and just sit there for like 20 minutes watiting for it to all come out.

We have bathroom books. Just random readin in the bathroom. One thing I cannot do ever is eat and go at the same time. Just feels weird.

If I know I'm gonna be there a while, I grab my acoustic and play the first solo from Lateralus. :-/ Sometimes I read.

My cousin was telling me about this new kid he got in his class one day(This was a while ago) The kid asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and so he did, but he grabbed a Lord of the Rings book off of her bookshelf. :amaze: My cousin told me that when the kid got back, he was on chapter four of the book. :lol:

I found it funny because my cousin is in like 5th or 6th grade.

One time a while back, I thoght it would be cool and hip to go into the bathroom at Winn Dixie and pi[B][I][/B][/I]ss all over the toilet paper. About an hour later I had to seriously take a sh[B][I][/B][/I]it, and when I reached for the paper....Talk about self-pwnage. There was more paper in the other stall, but it was still amusing.

I interrupt whatever the hell is going on with an announcement:

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359541[/url]

No surprises here for RMOTM, really.

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]

EDIT: Wow, this is a revolutionary product. [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006H2R58/qid=1120195015/sr=8-13/ref=pd_bbs_ur_13/102-9331757-0516129?v=glance&n=507846[/url][/QUOTE]

Ummmm

Y did you search "mens thongs" in amazon. Wierdo. :confused:

No surprise for Alex, and Leah deserved noob of the month, I suppose.

Mr. Blythe, I searched for Disco Ball and got that.

Wow, that sucks.

Reminds me of a time I bought, cooked, and ate Ramen noodles in a Walgreen's bathroom.

Wow, I'm impressed at how well Faith did. He doesn't post much here in R&M, but I guess he doesn't display an overwhelming amount of idiocy. :p He's a darn good drummer too.

Um, how did you cook noodles in a bathroom?

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]Wow, that sucks.

Reminds me of a time I bought, cooked, and ate Ramen noodles in a Walgreen's bathroom.[/QUOTE]
1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Um, how did you cook noodles in a bathroom?[/QUOTE]

Some questions are best left unanswered.

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?[/QUOTE]

Im guessing he just used hot sink water. Or cooked them in his pee. Thats kinda gross though.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]So I have to start tutoring the 15 year old kid who lives next to me. GAY. I've never met him, I bet he's a little faggy nerdy kid who's obsessed with dragons.

Oh well. I get money.[/QUOTE]

So you're saying he likes Iron Mai--

/gets shot

Yeah, Ramen comes with enough seasoning as it is, no need to add extra salt.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]So you're saying he likes Iron Mai--

/gets shot[/QUOTE]

No way, Iron Maiden and dragons do not mix! Uh... except for "Flash of the Blade," but that's a really cheesy song and it was probably Bruce Dickinson's fault for being gay for power metal :(

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]1. They were selling Ramen in a bathroom?
2. How did you cook them? Devise a way to boil toilet water?
3. What flavor were they?[/QUOTE]

Here's the story.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom at Walgreen's. My friend Andy walked in and said, "Dude, I bought like 50 mini-bowls of Ramen noodles." I quickly finished my business and demanded that he give me one of the bowls, because I was really hungry and I couldn't wait to eat. He was reluctant though, and wouldn't give me one (probably due to the fact that he is a @^%#%!$$%). I finally offered him a buck for one, and he accepted.

I promptly opened the top of the bowl, and turned on the hot water in the bathroom. Two minutes later, I was eating Beef flavored goodness in a Walgreen's bathroom. All with my right index finger. :)

[QUOTE=RippingCorpseAttack]Here's the story.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom at Walgreen's. My friend Andy walked in and said, "Dude, I bought like 50 mini-bowls of Ramen noodles." I quickly finished my business and demanded that he give me one of the bowls, because I was really hungry and I couldn't wait to eat. He was reluctant though, and wouldn't give me one (probably due to the fact that he is a @^%#%!$$%). I finally offered him a buck for one, and he accepted.

I promptly opened the top of the bowl, and turned on the hot water in the bathroom. Two minutes later, I was eating Beef flavored goodness in a Walgreen's bathroom. All with my right index finger. :)[/QUOTE]

AMAZING, eating in a bathroom would totally own, I know about "eating" in bathrooms, but not actually eating.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]AMAZING[/QUOTE]

Alright thats honestly enough for tonight.(spam)

I just downloaded Tools version of No Quarter and I think its garbage compared to LZ. A lot of people say its better, I just dont really like it too much.

[QUOTE=RCA]@^%#%!$$%[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna try and decipher this..

A V O L O X O L O I S S O L O

Wow, I'm surprised how well that came out. :lol:

R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that Tool's is nearly flawless.[/QUOTE]

Idk, it could just be me. I usually only listen to that song to relax myself at night after a full day of metal, and i guess LZ version is just a lot more relaxing.

I've listened to bothversions a lot, but I actually liked Zep's version better at first, but then I began to listen to Tool's version more and more until it became one of my favorite Tool songs. I know it sounds dumb that one of my faves is a cover, but it's truly a very amazing track.

Bah, It's late here, and I have to get up early, so I'm off for the night. See you all later! :wave:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I'm gonna try and decipher this..

A V O L O X O L O I S S O L O

Wow, I'm surprised how well that came out. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm going to use that as an actual insult from now on. :lol:

Me - "You're such an Avoloxoloissolo."

Some dude - " :upset: "

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
R Blythe- Are you serious? Tool's version blasts the original out of the water, IMO. Meh, that's just me though. I do still like both version s very much, I just think that [b]Tool's is nearly flawless.[/b][/QUOTE]
Error, flawed juxtaposition. :)

I don't like Tool's rendition much either...probably due to the fact i don't like a good lot of what that band does.

Right on, Vince.

[url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp[/url]

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Holy crap you're creative. I would've never thought of that.

That is genius.[/QUOTE]

Are you amazed at my bathroom chef skills, or using not-so-subtle sarcasm to point out the unoriginal-ness of my new insult?

Just curious. :)

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix][url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp[/url]

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.[/QUOTE]

You live for the discoball mens thong. And Tool fans stfu their version is not as good.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]
I can upload Tool's No Quarter if you guys want. It's better than Zep's, by far.[/QUOTE]
I hate Tool fanboys so much :(

I also hate my username right now :(

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]You live for the discoball mens thong. And Tool fans stfu their version is not as good.[/QUOTE]
There are more forces at play than the man thong. That's probably the least important part of the whole collage.

Yeah, the Napoleon Dynamite picture is what makes it. :)

Gosh 50 Cent is a large man. Thats one guy I would not want to get into a fight with.

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix][url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/aPICTURE/434343.bmp[/url]

Amazing concept artwork.

I've never heard Tool's version. I'd like to.[/QUOTE]

WTF is this garbage? It's even worse than CG's "artwork".

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Jeez. You guys are Jewish about people's opinions. I get yelled at for liking Tool's version better.[/QUOTE]

Wait. What? Jewish?

For me, the most meaningful element is Teh EmoStar.

[QUOTE]WTF is this garbage? It's even worse than CG's "artwork".[/QUOTE]
Explain yourself.

And it was for this wierd contest.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Jeez. You guys are Jewish about people's opinions. I get yelled at for liking Tool's version better.[/QUOTE]
Racist.

I did no yelling, in fact, no one did. Anyways, opinions are only ok if they're good/right.

Funny. I was reading about Holocaust experiences from Nazi soldiers, and then I click back over to here and somebody gets called a Jew.