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Have fun
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Good effort.
Word up. Wow, what a bad thousandth post. So am I on the member list now, or what? |
Shout Out Louds are excellent.
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[QUOTE=Zmev]Think I can hit 10k before summer ends?
This one will help.[/QUOTE] I'll try also. Than again it took me nearly a year and a half to get 5000 |
Yeah, it took me 2 years to get 1,000. Go figure.
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I'm going to go put in a job application and do other stuff. Bye.
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See ya bread.
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I'm getting a telecaster eeeeee |
THERE WAS THIS GIRL. HER NAME WAS JANET. SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW. AND SHE REALLY LOVES HIM BUT ONE DAY... HER BOYFRIEND, JAKE TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.. AND THEY STARTED KISSING... THEY KEPT ON KISSING FOR 20 MINUTES. THEN HER BOYFRIEND LAYED JANET ON THE BED AND DECIDED TO HAVE SEX:
JAKE: HEY BABY.. SINCE ME AND YOU ARE TOGETHER FOR SO LONG.. LETS DO IT.. JANET: I DONT KNO.... I MEAN.. I AM A VIRGIN.. JAKE: COME ON BABY.. THINK ABOUT IT.. JANET LOOKED AT HIM.. SEEING THAT HE WAS RIGHT.. THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST A YR. SO SHE DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR THEM TO HAVE SEX. JANET: OK.. WE'LL DO IT JAKE SMILED AND PUT ON A CONDOM.. IT WAS STRAWBERRY FLAVORED SO THAT JANET COULD GIVE HIM A BLOW. JAKE: SAY FAST IF YOU WANT ME TO GO FAST AND SLOW IF YOU WANT ME TO GO SLOW.. JANET:OK.. FAST! JAKE WENT FAST.. AND FASTER.. FASTER.. UNTIL HE WAS WORN OUT.. JANET STARTED GIVING HIM A BLOW. SHE LICKED AND LICKED. JAKE STARTED LICKING ON HER BOOBS. JAKE: THAT WASNT THAT BAD.. WAS IT? JANET: NO.. IT WASNT... WE SHOULD DO THIS EVERY WEEK.. IT TURNS ME ON JAKE. I LOVE YOU. JAKE: I LOVE YOU TOO BABE THEN.. 5 HOURS PASSED AND JAKE AND JANET WAS STILL IN JAKE'S ROOM.. AFTER JANET FINISHED GIVING JAKE A BLOW. THEY STARTED HAVING SEX AGAIN AND AGAIN.. THEN.. JANET DECIDED TO SPENT THE NIGHT IN HIS ROOM SO THEY COULD STILL HAVE SEX. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6 HOURS HAD PASSED AND JAKE'S PARENTS WAS TIRED OF HEARING THEIR SON HAVING SEX SO THEY OPENED THE BEDROOM DOOR AND SAW THEM STILL HAVING SEX.. JAKE'S DAD, ALL SHOCKED.. WONDERED HOW THEY COULD HAVE SEX FOR SO 18 HOURS STRAIGHT.. JAKE'S DAD: SON, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP!!!! JAKE: **** HE NEXT 5 MINS. JAKE WILL COME AND RAPE YOU......AND KILL YOU.. AND HAVE SEX WITH JANET IN YOUR ROOM.. AND THEY WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS TOO... HOWEVER, IF YOU REPOST THIS.. YOU WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CRUSH, OR THEY WILL KISS YOU.. NOW REPOST BEFORE YOU DIE!!!! sorry, didn't want to die. |
That sure was interesting?
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I want the 3 minutes it took me to read that back, Zach.
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[QUOTE=BillCosby]eeeeee
I'm getting a telecaster eeeeee[/QUOTE] I got one for a graduation present last week! w00t |
Chain letters, [I]cool[/I].
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Very cool.
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Oh my gosh :amaze:
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That letter was written in the most cracked, fragmented language I've ever read. And I've read Shakespeare.
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So I'm back online, my room's been redecorated, new carpet has been put down, although my room is still empty, bar my pc. :)
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Is it just me or does Canadien_guy change his avatar several times a day?
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[QUOTE=Zmev]Is it just me or does Canadien_guy change his avatar several times a day?[/QUOTE]
Whatever you say Mr. 10 bulletins on Myspace a day. |
I got a strap set up for my new Casio PT-1. Check out the intense awesomeness:
[url]http://server3.uploadit.org/files/alex27782-CasioStrappedresize.jpg[/url] |
Now you can get all Keytairy!
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Wow, I just got a 25 cent raise.
$10.50 an hour now. |
Ill.
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[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Wow, I just got a 25 cent raise.
$10.50 an hour now.[/QUOTE] congratulations :rolleyes: I got 138 dollars for one hour of work. Too bad I don't work forty hour weeks, or sell that much in one day all the time :( |
[QUOTE=YDload]congratulations :rolleyes:
I got 138 dollars for one hour of work. Too bad I don't work forty hour weeks, or sell that much in one day all the time :([/QUOTE] 25 cent raise owns. |
[QUOTE=YDload]congratulations :rolleyes:
I got 138 dollars for one hour of work. Too bad I don't work forty hour weeks, or sell that much in one day all the time :([/QUOTE] Too bad indeed. [QUOTE]25 cent raise owns.[/QUOTE] Heh, I'll take anything over 10 cents right now. |
[QUOTE=br3ad_man]Oh my gosh :amaze:[/QUOTE]
Never has that face been used so witheringly. |
[QUOTE=Zmev]Is it just me or does Canadien_guy change his avatar several times a day?[/QUOTE]
I get bored with looking at the same thing for more three or so hours. Mild ADD will do that to you :o |
Lamb burgers.
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[QUOTE=Happymeal]Lamb burgers.[/QUOTE]
That sounds delicious right now. |
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