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superpeer 11-12-2007 07:40 PM

For the love of Zeus throw a bomb on it or something.

Tyler 11-12-2007 07:42 PM

I would if only for the fact that the latest "po-mo" addition to the ROM looks like a gigantic crystal tumour.

ZapatoDiablo 11-12-2007 07:42 PM

So they are going to spray paint cardboard tubes and have blacklights everywhere? In the dark?

superpeer 11-12-2007 07:46 PM

I bet it's a great place to meet chicks.

Iluvatar 11-12-2007 07:52 PM

Cocaine forgot to mention its "Singles" night as well.

TojesDolan 11-12-2007 07:54 PM

I once walked by one of this weird halloween high school tunnels with like bats and plastic sh‪it and accidentally pushed a tit and intentionally grabbed a butt.

It was fun but now what I do is basically I rape boys and girls.

Transient 11-12-2007 07:55 PM

[url]http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/cmi_1941672/cid_37[/url]


oh snap

superpeer 11-12-2007 07:57 PM

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15536493][url]http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/cmi_1941672/cid_37[/url]


oh snap[/QUOTE]

Seems dodgy.

Transient 11-12-2007 07:58 PM

Don't ruin this for me Jelle.

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:00 PM

I don't think you'd make a great lover, going over all the theory and rules in your head.

Transient 11-12-2007 08:01 PM

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR ME JELLE?


Why?

TojesDolan 11-12-2007 08:04 PM

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15536493][url]http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/article.cfm/cmi_1941672/cid_37[/url]


oh snap[/QUOTE]
Well, I have a class with a bunch of pretty ladies and one of them blatantly told me "hey wanna be my partner because you're a huge nerd". That'd have made me feel bad inside before, but I stopped caring when I noticed I have no remedy with girls and I'll die alone and sad and girls don't give a fu‪ck about me, because I'm a nerd and a geek and a musician and for the most part I think dying alone is the best choice for creeps like me.

That means I can laugh at sluts.

Kage 11-12-2007 08:05 PM

I think the only way to get good at sex is just practice.

Permanent Solution 11-12-2007 08:05 PM

refl @ suggestion to masturbate more often


A lot of that is true I think actually, it has applied to my relationships decently.

Aakon_Keetreh 11-12-2007 08:05 PM

Kage knows his material.

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:08 PM

Kage is a nerd.

Kage 11-12-2007 08:10 PM

Yeah I am.

I don't look the part, but I am.

i am the robots 11-12-2007 08:11 PM

Jelle is a jerk.

plane 11-12-2007 08:11 PM

Over-thinking it would be more of a buzzkill than a sign of a good lover.

TojesDolan 11-12-2007 08:11 PM

Kage is

[right][I]exotic[/I][/right]

Aakon_Keetreh 11-12-2007 08:11 PM

high

i am the robots 11-12-2007 08:13 PM

Aakon Keetreh has a 7 Angels 7 Plagues avatar.

Iluvatar 11-12-2007 08:13 PM

I am a master at sex.

Transient 11-12-2007 08:13 PM

[QUOTE=Kage;15536572]I don't look the part, but I am.[/QUOTE]


I keep thinking you would look like the guy on that Eraserhead poster.

pate 11-12-2007 08:15 PM

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15536589]I am a master at sex.[/QUOTE]

*of

I would be if I got more. >_<

Iluvatar 11-12-2007 08:16 PM

I am not a nerd master I am a cool master.

I am allowed grammatical incorrectness.

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:19 PM

Lee: don't you have a girlfriend? is this not what girlfriends are for?

And I'm not a jerk fo

Aakon_Keetreh 11-12-2007 08:21 PM

Curiosity: Do any of you guys wear tight pants. My parents give me **** for it.

i am the robots 11-12-2007 08:22 PM

Used to.

Kage 11-12-2007 08:22 PM

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15536591]I keep thinking you would look like the guy on that Eraserhead poster.[/QUOTE]

That's the basic gist of it.

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:23 PM

But only Kage wears a hat. (:

Aakon_Keetreh 11-12-2007 08:24 PM

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15536623]Used to.[/QUOTE]

why not anymore

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:25 PM

Because it's gay.

Deth 11-12-2007 08:26 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;15536617]Curiosity: Do any of you guys wear tight pants. My parents give me **** for it.[/QUOTE]

No, and if I saw you I would give you **** for it.

i am the robots 11-12-2007 08:27 PM

Because I'm a fatty fat fat. :(

Iluvatar 11-12-2007 08:28 PM

This new chick im half dating thinks I should wear tight pants.

I slapped her and called her a Snakewoman. Tight pants are for spanish girls and spanish girls alone.

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:28 PM

You could wear a tight potato bag. It's the fat man's emo pants!

Aakon_Keetreh 11-12-2007 08:31 PM

There only gay if there girls pants.

Iluvatar 11-12-2007 08:33 PM

No they can still be gay if they're guy pants.

superpeer 11-12-2007 08:35 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;15536673]There only gay if there girls pants.[/QUOTE]

I have three words for you: Leather Pants.


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