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Transilvanian hunger cold, soul
Your hands are cruel... to haunt, to haunt

The mountains are cold... soul, cold
Careful pale, forever at night

Take me can't you feel the call
Embrace me eternally in your daylight slumber

To be draped by the shadow of your morbid palace
Ohh, hate living... The only heat is warm blood

So pure... So cold
Transilvanian hunger

Hail to the true, intense vampires
A story made for divine fulfillment

To be the one's breathing a wind of sorrow
Sorrow and fright the dearest katharsis

Beautiful evil self to be the morbid count
A part of a pact that is delightfully immortal

Feel the call freeze you with the uppermost desire
Transilvanian hunger, my mountain is cold

So pure... Evil, cold
Transilvanian hunger

heil pg. 666!

[quote=TimJim;17600535]a rod down the urethra and do the same method as you would if you were normally wanking[/quote]
btw i dont suggest it it hurts to pee for a while afterwards :(

though its pretty amazing not gonna lie

666 hail satan

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whoops I did it wrong

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Someone should photoshop that into something truly hilarious.

EDIT: @ Haz

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[QUOTE=spacekitty;17600556][IMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/514736937_38cc611eaf.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

awwwwwws x 666

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btw i just want to point out to everyone that timjim just said he shoved a rod down his pisshole and then jacked off

nothing i could say would be an even bigger insult to him than the straight facts are

[QUOTE=malaise;17600565][img]http://www.photoethnography.com/blog/images/jesus.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

lol get that **** out of here

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17600566]btw i just want to point out to everyone that timjim just said he shoved a rod down his pisshole and then jacked off

nothing i could say would be an even bigger insult to him than the straight facts are[/QUOTE]

pretty sure he's just referencing that gay palahniuk story that every gay hipster loves

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17600566]btw i just want to point out to everyone that timjim just said he shoved a rod down his pisshole and then jacked off

nothing i could say would be an even bigger insult to him than the straight facts are[/QUOTE]

I don't even want to know why.....

the power of christ compels you

[quote=Nepenthe;17600566]btw i just want to point out to everyone that timjim just said he shoved a rod down his pisshole and then jacked off

nothing i could say would be an even bigger insult to him than the straight facts are[/quote]
loooooool you actually believed me

[QUOTE=TimJim;17600544]btw i dont suggest it it hurts to pee for a while afterwards :(

though its pretty amazing not gonna lie[/QUOTE]

well hes either pretending he did it or he did it either way

i remember once i read this true story about a guy who shoved a two foot glass tube into his urethra and then fished two feet of weedeater wire through it

lol I'm leaving now, later bros.

have fun bro

[quote=Jaundice;17600569]pretty sure he's just referencing that gay palahniuk story that every gay hipster loves[/quote]
you know me so well

ive seen videos of a dude who shoves a screwdriver into his urethra

pretty cool thing

BMEZINE pain olympics anyone? images that will never leave my head

on a side note I think I am addicted to the internet

[QUOTE=Txus;17600593]ive seen videos of a dude who shoves a screwdriver into his urethra

pretty cool thing[/QUOTE]

jesus why would you even watch it

feels good man

nah it just aint right

love that feeling of not having any clue what's going on in a class 9 hours before the test

college

I'm telling you find the pain olympics videos

scar you for life

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600612]I'm telling you find the pain olympics videos

scar you for life[/QUOTE]

its not that bad really, really tame compared to one guy one jar and things like that

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17600602]jesus why would you even watch it[/QUOTE]

jerk off material