[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17219185]My mom is paying me $20 to shave my beard lol.[/QUOTE]
see?

I tried shrooms once but I had to share my 8th with a friend half and half so I got a large bundle of sticks small dose and barely felt anything.

DXM has the potential for ridiculous body vibes, countless times I've felt my body inflating and deflating when I breathe and shi

[QUOTE=jaundice!] my dad just took laxatives so he'd have an excuse not to give me rides anywhere, etcetera.
[/QUOTE]see?

half an 8th is all you need if theyre good booms

Well these were supposedly lab-grown and shi
but it was ground to powder and we never weighed it

whatever the deal it was pretty boring. Like, I remember my mouth felt kind of funny and I was thinking about having sex with girls...but the problem is that's the way it is 24/7.

Hahahaha

sounds like you got ripped off son

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17219376]Like, I remember my mouth felt kind of funny and I was thinking about having sex with girls...but the problem is that's the way it is 24/7.[/QUOTE]


something about this made me laugh out loud. i'm not sure why. it may be the lack of sleep.

Well all my friends took the same dosage and were tripping, but they're a bunch of bitch nigs who get high from blunts of reggie and stupid shi like that.

bitch nigz

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17219391]Well all my friends took the same dosage and were tripping, but they're a bunch of bitch nigs who get high from blunts of reggie and stupid shi like that.[/QUOTE]

so ur better at tripping than them right?

I suppose so. I don't really use hallucinogens other than robo on a regular basis, but they have lower tolerance than me on just about any substance even though we all weigh the same.

my smile is a rifle

wont you give it a try?

universally loved

cuz im jaundice

[QUOTE=McP3000;17219468]my smile is a rifle

wont you give it a try?[/QUOTE]

It's empowering!

itt hipster congregation begins

insert response to mappy's trolling


insert mappy response


repeat until someone signs off for the day

insert **** you

that was already covered. I'm signing off, so we'll have to wait until later to start this process again.

what a fag

seriously

man what a shitty day

im about to call my mom and see whats up with her

'ta f[I]u[/I]ck. now why would you do thta

coz hes a good fella

today does suck, i got a retarded sinus infection, and its raining, seriously what the hell. Worst weekend ever... also got turned down by a chick who REALLY acts like she likes me, even more so after I asked her out. Like after she says no and say shes doesnt like me, the next day shes like feeling me up and hugging me left and right wtf? Any of you guys seen this before?

today does suck, i got a retarded sinus infection, and its raining, seriously what the hell. Worst weekend ever... also got turned down by a chick who REALLY acts like she likes me, even more so after I asked her out. Like after she says no and say shes doesnt like me, the next day shes like feeling me up and hugging me left and right wtf? Any of you guys seen this before?

today does suck, i got a retarded sinus infection, and its raining, seriously what the hell. Worst weekend ever... also got turned down by a chick who REALLY acts like she likes me, even more so after I asked her out. Like after she says no and say shes doesnt like me, the next day shes like feeling me up and hugging me left and right wtf? Any of you guys seen this before?

My morning sucked, had to work for 8 hours.


Rest of my day is going pretty good. Going to jog later.

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17219705]today does suck, i got a retarded sinus infection, and its raining, seriously what the hell. Worst weekend ever... also got turned down by a chick who REALLY acts like she likes me, even more so after I asked her out. Like after she says no and say shes doesnt like me, the next day shes like feeling me up and hugging me left and right wtf? Any of you guys seen this before?[/QUOTE]

nothing but a worthless **** tease.

**** her. She just wants to be bent over, its obvious.


With consent of course.

without consent makes it better

if you tell girls you post on an internet forum they will date you for eternity.