I hate being single or short term relationships

gets annoying after a while

Yeah being single ****ing blows hard.

yeah its cooler having a gf theres more to do

I hate dealing with bitches being stupid, because you aren't close to them yet. You can't tell them to stfu without them getting angry

if that made any sense

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600337]I hate dealing with bitches being stupid, because you aren't close to them yet. You can't tell them to stfu without them getting angry

if that made any sense[/QUOTE]

hahah yeah I know what you mean.

i prefer ****ing different girls every weekend

eww

when you've been together long enough you can get away with saying certain things that might end a relationship.

Makes my life much easier, and I couldn't do the different girl thing

[I]ewwwwww[/I]

totes brah.

I used to have a lot of n00dz but then an ex made me delete them and I just cba building my collection back up again.

Also one night stands rule if you don't have to see them again.

I never got that lucky tho

something always went wrong

yeah idk sometimes i see them again but im a pretty apathetic guy so ive got no problems with just ignoring them and telling them i had no plans with them past the one night

My problem is they are always crazy

One chick I messed around with for 2 weeks a year ago still randomly tries to add me on myspace, won't get the point

thats why i dont have a myspace

if they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood i would def buy one

those things are the worst idea ever

have those people heard of robes? [I]it's the same goddamn thing!!![/I]

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600374]My problem is they are always crazy

[/QUOTE]
this

morning wood is annoying

at least it gives you a legit reason to have a boner adb

at least your morning wood and you have something in common

[I]the helmet[/I]

I usually jerk it when I wake up so it goes away. I can't be the only one

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17600368]yeah idk sometimes i see them again but im a pretty apathetic guy so ive got no problems with just ignoring them and telling them i had no plans with them past the one night[/QUOTE]

it's more along on the lines the few I've had in the past have been absolutely mental or had bfs

girls with boyfriends are annoying

especially when they live with them

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600410]I usually jerk it when I wake up so it goes away. I can't be the only one[/QUOTE]

i'm trying to stop doing that

building it up for a while is so much sweeter

sup bros


i won a a Ronson jet lighter at work today

Honestly I either jerk it or have sex every day so it's whatever

I applaud your honesty sean!

about jerking it?

[QUOTE=sean2332;17600425]Honestly I either jerk it or have sex every day so it's whatever[/QUOTE]

same but only a few times a week

[quote=TimJim;17600424]sup bros


i won a a Ronson jet lighter at work today[/quote]
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