lol haz do you lie awake at night pondering about mxicans

oh god

based on observations on posting here just everyday for the past god knows how long

I suppose I could check my join date but i'm lazy

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18612819]jesus christ haz

i think that psychologist career you were considering might have potential[/QUOTE]

yeah it'd probably do my head in

[QUOTE=Stevie;18612820]lol haz do you lie awake at night pondering about mxicans[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't say generally

the best part is how amazingly wrong you are in every facet but I really don't care enough to put in the effort because none of you guys know me irl

in b4 some shit about how what I post here has to at least rub off a little irl

i hate to admit it but im exactly like this in real life

[QUOTE=adbforever;18612837]the best part is how amazingly wrong you are in every facet but I really don't care enough to put in the effort because none of you guys know me irl

in b4 some shit about how what I post here has to at least rub off a little irl[/QUOTE]

well Brent, despite how much time and effort you take in trying to impress people here with detailing every minor facet of your life as soon as any negative qualities get brought up it's all "it's only the internet, you can't get across the whole of another persons life on here, you can't judge me"

you can't have it both ways. i've shared many of the same views and opinions on internet personas vs. the real you that you've argued for over time, but frankly I was a social retard trying to justify my own bullshit. [I]I know[/I], man

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18612839]i hate to admit it but im exactly like this in real life[/QUOTE]

lol, i've seen your facebook page and the people who post on it

Ugh, how can anyone actually call themself "good looking, smart, witty". That's so self-important. And who cares that you don't do drugs..

oh my god alex/yuri, take that post more seriously

[QUOTE]well Brent, despite how much time and effort you take in trying to impress people here with detailing every minor facet of your life as soon as any negative qualities get brought up it's all "it's only the internet, you can't get across the whole of another persons life on here, you can't judge me"

you can't have it both ways. i've shared many of the same views and opinions on internet personas vs. the real you that you've argued for over time, but frankly I was a social retard trying to justify my own bullshit. I know, man[/QUOTE]

lol no you don't

you've never had a chip on your shoulder like I have

and I've never been depressed like you have/are?

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18612850]Ugh, how can anyone actually call themself "good looking, smart, witty". That's so self-important. And who cares that you don't do drugs..[/QUOTE]

i think everyone thinks they're smart, good looking and witty in the back of their mind

i have really low self-esteem but if i do something awesome i definitely notice it

im not smart or good looking

maybe a little bitty witty

[QUOTE=adbforever;18612862]you've never had a chip on your shoulder like I have[/QUOTE]

you have a chip of your shoulder

do I detect an actual criticism of your own personal character? that's good, it means we are making progress no matter how minimal

I think what little sanity plow had left has now gone the way of his sex drive

this attempt at being a psychiatrist is just...

so I take it "chip on your shoulder" does not mean to you what it means to the rest of the western population

because it's certainly a fitting criticism of you and an explanation for your behaviour

Yeah Brent. You're kind of retarded.

does anyone actually know you IRL brent? you meet everyone online. you even told us that your last relationship you spent most of your time on AIM with her because she didnt have a cell phone and wasn't allowed out late or some shit

he knows his brother

he knows the local tocoier

and he gets pissed at his parents when they take him out for mexican food

brent when you go to the movies i bet you get dropped off and picked up by them

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18612792]i hate to break it to you but girls love loud fat drunks

its not something i understand but they do[/QUOTE]

lmao

it's cause we no how 2 partee

[QUOTE=adbforever;18612677]

on the other hand...I'm good looking, smart, witty, and don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

but what if..... a girl does drugs?????????????

well obviously he'll misjudge her and lord himself over her forever

[QUOTE]so I take it "chip on your shoulder" does not mean to you what it means to the rest of the western population

because it's certainly a fitting criticism of you and an explanation for your behaviour[/QUOTE]

yeah it does because I'm not angry about anything. basically I invite any of you guys to attempt to argue w/ me..you're doing it right now. it is very entertaining to prove you wrong.

[QUOTE]does anyone actually know you IRL brent? you meet everyone online. you even told us that your last relationship you spent most of your time on AIM with her because she didnt have a cell phone and wasn't allowed out late or some shit[/QUOTE]

my coworker friend I've known for 4 years, he was on tinychat once and tron/sam tried to troll him, good times.

[QUOTE]but what if..... a girl does drugs?????????????[/QUOTE]

I've never had to worry about that and probably never will. asians don't do drugs

[QUOTE]he knows his brother[/QUOTE]

ah huh

[QUOTE=The Stig;18613356]and he gets pissed at his parents when they take him out for mexican food

brent when you go to the movies i bet you get dropped off and picked up by them[/QUOTE]

nah actually them taking me for mexican food is pretty cool. I'm not angry but still not happy as they are not enjoyable to be around or talk to in the slightest

nope, I was picked up and dropped off freshman year of college, have had my own car since.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613683]asians don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

ugh

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613683]asians don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

i really hope this is you "trolling"

also i find it kinda depressing that you apparently only "know" one other person IRL

lol, you guys still can't grasp how when I generalize...I'm half joking

I know some asians do drugs, but the girls I like DON'T DO THEM WHAT A CONCEPT

I don't want a girl who does drugs at this age, fuck that

[I]....adb is an ingenious testament to the human psyche's ability to adapt to harshest and most self-inflicting, perverted, pale, spindly of visages
[/I]
/david attenborough voice

uhh

[I]he encounters grammatical structures so foreign to his linear, almost robotic programming that it illicits a guttural instinctively fearful reaction[/I]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RIfOY.jpg[/IMG]

lol david attenborough voice. works a treat

noonward race is really perceptive

id love to meet him irl

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18613725][I]he encounters grammatical structures so foreign to his linear, almost robotic programming that it illicits a guttural instinctively fearful reaction[/I][/QUOTE]

he would call this

[I]projecting[/I]

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613683]asians don't do drugs[/QUOTE]

One of my friends is a huge stoner and she's Asian.

No offence but that's a pretty lulzy statement

I don't take offense because I'm not being serious

asians (I like) don't do drugs

do you have a big left and a big right sticker labelled on your shoes so you don't confuse them

You guys just can't grasp what he's saying, chill.

he doesn't understand what he's saying

...

[QUOTE=Haz;18613756]do you have a big left and a big right sticker labelled on your shoes so you don't confuse them[/QUOTE]

confirm/deny

I like how this is pretty much because I posted a pic of my beard growth progress.