Yeah, the login feature is broke.

Seriously Jake, I don't think Jom was serious. Look at the last paragraph.

Jom wasn't being serious, guys ;)

Anyway, Jom:

[url]http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1134013799.mp3[/url]

I think you might like that...I can't remember if I sent it to you or not =)

[QUOTE=Moses]Yeah, the login feature is broke.

Seriously Jake, I don't think Jom was serious. Look at the last paragraph.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I doubt that he was. Frankly, I was surprised at Jom's sudden focus on breasts.

lol @ *Blue Haze* and Bat_Country nonsense.

I've never heard of either of those people. I'm such a n00b! Was this recent?

I must not have been paying very close attention to the Blue Haze/Bat Country debacle. How exactly did that go down?

[QUOTE]lol @ *Blue Haze* and Bat_Country nonsense.[/QUOTE]

They were together for what, like two weeks?

Palest, greasiest couple I've ever seen.

There are pros and cons of having friends that work in a Frozen Custard shop.
Thee pro You can have all the custard you can eat
The con You can have all the custard you can eat
I ate way too much :upset:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Is anyone else having trouble logging into myspace?[/QUOTE]
Yep

Oops, you guys thought I was serious too?

Oh, shat @ e-sarcasm

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I've never heard of either of those people. I'm such a n00b! Was this recent?[/QUOTE]

Well, they met and Bat once made a thread showing pictures and details of their little dates...Bat is like the most emo-looking kid on the planet, etc. Pictures of smooching abounded. That was a few months ago. Now I guess they hate each other, if I understand Jom correctly?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Sounds kind of like my dad's ex-boss. Wanker married a woman he met online after chatting with her for about a month. They had the marriage anulled a week later.[/QUOTE]

I had a cantankerous, lonely and frustrated social studies teacher marry a science teacher in the same school in the high school library.

They now hate each other.

Sounds kind of like my dad's ex-boss. Wanker married a woman he met online after chatting with her for about a month. They had the marriage anulled a week later.

[QUOTE=Cain]Well, they met and Bat once made a thread showing pictures and details of their little dates...Bat is like the most emo-looking kid on the planet, etc. Pictures of smooching abounded. That was a few months ago. Now I guess they hate each other, if I understand Jom correctly?[/QUOTE]
Wow, I can't believe I missed that, since I should've been around at the time. Sounds like a laughable ordeal for the entire forum. I need to see if I can dig that thread up. Hopefully I don't turn out like they did. :p

[QUOTE=Cain]I had a cantankerous, lonely and frustrated social studies teacher marry a science teacher in the same school in the high school library.

They now hate each other.[/QUOTE]

Ah the wonders of modern life. The era of the disposable pen, the disposable razor, the disposable diaper, and the disposable marriage.

Score, this made my night. The pictures are still up and everything. :lol:

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=387859[/url]

This is almost sad actually. I forgot that I knew this Bat_Country guy, we used to talk a lot around the VG&M forum.

Like I said: pastiest and greasiest couple I've ever seen.

[QUOTE=Cain]Well, they met and Bat once made a thread showing pictures and details of their little dates...Bat is like the most emo-looking kid on the planet, etc. Pictures of smooching abounded. That was a few months ago. Now I guess they hate each other, if I understand Jom correctly?[/QUOTE]

That does be correct. And I love breasts as much as the next guy. Especially chicken. I mean, uh.

But yeah, that whole thing was nonsense. Everyone saw it coming, and now they rip on each other like there's no tomorrow.

Example, in L&R:

[quote=Bat Country]ok so I have this new girlfriend and she's way better than my old one but she's a virgin, and I've never had sex with another virgin girl so I'd like to know if there's anything different from having sex with a virgin than a non-virgin cuz again I've never fuc[font=verdana]k[/font]ed a virgin before.[/quote]

[quote=*Blue Haze*]:lol:[/quote]

[quote=Bat Country]Ugh shut up nag nag nag[/quote]

[quote=*Blue Haze*]well, if you didn't have such a small willy maybe I could have gotten you off blah blah blah[/quote]

[quote]nag nag nag nag nag nag nag[/quote]

etc.

EDIT:

[quote=SF]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=387859[/quote]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefl

Jesus constipated Christ. Has that guy ever bathed?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Like I said: pastiest and greasiest couple I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

I think the dermatologist in me just died.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Like I said: pastiest and greasiest couple I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of an episode of Weebl and Bob.

"Itchy scrote? Dry, flakey skin? Weird musty smell in your pants? Try washing! Now with water (echo effect) and soap (echo effect)!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

And, to give this post purpose:

Ha. That was funny.

That's the thread I was talking about, SF. Nice job uncovering it and showing those sun-deprived...pictures the light of day.

Blue Haze seems to be a good poster though, and I do think she's quite cute in some of those photos. I'm not ragging completely...just, come on, intranets secks never ends in "You've Got Mail," however sweet that makes it seem.

[QUOTE=Jom]That does be correct. And I love breasts as much as the next guy. Especially chicken. I mean, uh.

But yeah, that whole thing was nonsense. Everyone saw it coming, and now they rip on each other like there's no tomorrow.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefl[/QUOTE]
I sincerely doubt that will ever be me. It sounds like I've spent a bit more time with my girl then he did with this *Blue Haze* person so I should be in good shape.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I sincerely doubt that will ever be me. It sounds like I've spent a bit more time with my girl then he did with this *Blue Haze* person so I should be in good shape.[/QUOTE]

Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.

For the record, I was going "Steerpike ftw" nonstop on that one. ;)

[QUOTE=Cain]Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.

For the record, I was going "Steerpike ftw" nonstop on that one. ;)[/QUOTE]

Much to Ray's annoyance.

[QUOTE=Cain]Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.[/QUOTE]
...












Yeah. :(




I mean YES!!!!! :)

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jesus constipated Christ. Has that guy ever bathed?[/QUOTE]

british lol

Cain- :lol:

NP: Sidewinder - A7X

PS: Is teh chad still on a rampage?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jesus constipated Christ. Has that guy ever bathed?[/QUOTE]

Was it you who came up with Jesus Tittyslapping Christ? Or was it Kingofdudes? Because I've never laughed so hard out loud to a nickname before. Taking Jesus' name in vain is one thing, but when you do it with "Tittyslapping" in the middle, it's hard not to yell that out in rage and then continue to stay pissed.

[quote=Cain]Ah, so it IS Leah aka Taste_My_Scythe.[/quote]

ftw!

[quote=Cain]Blue Haze seems to be a good poster though, and I do think she's quite cute in some of those photos. I'm not ragging completely...just, come on, intranets secks never ends in "You've Got Mail," however sweet that makes it seem.[/quote]

Yeah, normally she's a nice girl. Other times, rather vile. And no comment from me about the photographs, thanks. I want to take another shower.

[QUOTE=Jom]Was it you who came up with Jesus Tittyslapping Christ? Or was it Kingofdudes? Because I've never laughed so hard out loud to a nickname before. Taking Jesus' name in vain is one thing, but when you do it with "Tittyslapping" in the middle, it's hard not to yell that out in rage and then continue to stay pissed.[/QUOTE]
It was my MSN name for a while, I stole it from Happy Marshmellow(sp?).

[QUOTE=Jom]Was it you who came up with Jesus Tittyslapping Christ? Or was it Kingofdudes? Because I've never laughed so hard out loud to a nickname before. Taking Jesus' name in vain is one thing, but when you do it with "Tittyslapping" in the middle, it's hard not to yell that out in rage and then continue to stay pissed.[/QUOTE]

No, that wasn't me. But elsewhere I really pissed some people off with Jesus haploid Christ. I decided afterward to refrain from using my uber-pissed expletive of "Jesus bleeding Christ on a cross."

/bad taste

By the way, how did your movie debut thing turn out, if I can ask without registering something on the Richter scale? Were you able to recover your movie?

Jom >:[

[url]http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1134013799.mp3[/url]

>:[

[b][color=lime]It's downloaded, you sexy mofo. I just haven't listened to it yet because I'm afraid I'm going to cry and feel insignificant again :)

-J$[/b][/color]

I recall Jesus Tittyslapping Christ to be Aaron's personal message on msn. It never really occured to me how funny and random that is. Wahah.

I went on a good rampage today. Basically, this girl tried to hit my balls with the keys on her lanyard deal, but I am too ninja for her, so I grabbed onto them, and I wouldn't let go, because along with being too ninja for her, I'm too Chuck Norris for her too. Basically, she yanked as hard as she could, and it cut a decent chunk out of my pinky. I was like "Whoa, that's a wicked hunk of flesh you got right there." Then it hit me. "Eff, fretting hand. YOU DUMB ****ING BITCHSLUTWHOREMONGERBASTARDBITCH****AAAAAASUHHHHH!"

Then I punched her truck. Redemption.