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CemetaryGates9 04-13-2005 05:00 PM

Hmmm, my parents are gonna be home soon, so I might have to get the hell out.

Bartender 04-13-2005 05:21 PM

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]
By the way, look at my band making thread I posted in pop punk and see if you think it would be benficial if I posted it here.[/QUOTE]

If you want to repost it here, I won't close it. We've already had MXican's and Riva's threads which are quite similar (and Paranoidd's a while ago), and people seem to be getting the idea. Like I say, I won't object if you do though :)

One change, though; don't imply that they shouldn't make this kind of introduction to a band if they can't/don't provide audio. Samples of the band are nice, but we shouldn't say they're compulsory.

NP Ozzy Osbourne - Gets Me Through

I love this song. Great, prehistoric metal riff, and I love what he's saying, lyrics-wise.

Permanent Solution 04-13-2005 05:33 PM

[QUOTE=Bartender]If you want to repost it here, I won't close it. We've already had MXican's and Riva's threads which are quite similar (and Paranoidd's a while ago), and people seem to be getting the idea. Like I say, I won't object if you do though :)

One change, though; don't imply that they shouldn't make this kind of introduction to a band if they can't/don't provide audio. Samples of the band are nice, but we shouldn't say they're compulsory.
[/QUOTE]
Eh, no, that's why I'm asking because unlike other forums we have had some good threads here, so I was thinking it might overkill it, but I thought I'd throw it out in case you thought it added anything theirs didn't cover, but of course theirs inspired mine :)

I suppose it isn't compulsory, but I think it cannot be emphasized enough how helpful it is :)

Jom 04-13-2005 05:46 PM

Bartender,

SI = Sports Illustrated (it's a magazine). I don't think anyone answered you :-\

Thanks to Sir Wafflesalot for cleaning up the YSI thread of spam, it really will help me out.

Hello to everyone else.

I want to play basketball.

I just got a call from my baseball team that I play in the summers for. Practice starts the Sunday I get home :cool:

Kurtz 04-13-2005 05:59 PM

What position do you play AH?

Jom 04-13-2005 06:09 PM

Catcher, primarily... except this is more of a laid-back league, so people will be going all over the place... but since I was essentially the only player drafted whose first position is catcher, odds are that I'll be catching a majority of the innings each game.

It's just such a powerful position, because you own the field. You dictate what the pitcher throws and where he throws it, and if he doesn't hit his spot then it's his fault, basically :p

You can gun down stealers, you make calls to cut-offs, you take collisions at the plate... it's a glorious position and a hell of a lot of fun.

Permanent Solution 04-13-2005 06:13 PM

So I had little bit of respect for my roommate's music tastes. No longer. We's watching TRL. I'm outta here :(

Illmatic 04-13-2005 06:15 PM

I was a starting pitcher in high school.

All the stereotypes that pitchers are whiny, lazy, highly ideosynchratic, and selfish are all 100% true. The pitchers always slacked off the most when it came to running :lol:

also, there weren't many guys on our team, so a lot of pitchers bounced around and played other positions when they weren't pitching...I played right field. AH can talk about how great catching is (WTF? Sounds like a lot of painful, grueling work to me), but I loved the outfield. Running down fly balls, leaping up to make catches, gunning out runners at third and home...it's a beautiful thing. And pitching is an art form of its own. God I love baseball.

ATM 04-13-2005 06:17 PM

We should do a thread like they are doing in Pop-punk, where they are drawing album covers and people try and guess them.

Jom 04-13-2005 06:19 PM

/me draws "The White Album"

Guess what album I just drew !

It's tricky.

Oh, by the way, I talked to ice skating girl tonight. I honestly thought I wasn't going to speak/see her ever again.

ATM 04-13-2005 06:20 PM

By "talked", do you mean have a hot, passionate, ice skating session?

BludgeonySteve 04-13-2005 06:21 PM

I do a kickass Black album ;)

Permanent Solution 04-13-2005 06:23 PM

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]We should do a thread like they are doing in Pop-punk, where they are drawing album covers and people try and guess them.[/QUOTE]
Stop stealing teh ideas from pop punk :angry:

Eh, I can't draw either way so meh...

ATM 04-13-2005 06:26 PM

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Stop stealing teh ideas from pop punk :angry:

Eh, I can't draw either way so meh...[/QUOTE]

Mwhahaha.

/dresses up in black
/sneaks over to pop-punk

Jom 04-13-2005 06:28 PM

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]By "talked", do you mean have a hot, passionate, ice skating session?[/QUOTE]

Nope.

Basically she bitched at me for not talking to her since January, and I just bitched at her back because "she started it." Basically, it was a joking bitch session.

No ice skating involved.

Oh, and for good memories, I'll post HeavyRiva's interpretation:

[quote=HeavyRiva]Imagine replacing the word go with come, and skates with sex.

She says: hey

I say: hello

She says: so.... how much do you hate rental sex?

I say: with a passion.

She says: a very very strong passion?

I say: enough to say that if you think I'm going to come have sex on rental
sex when I haven't done so in a year, you're sorely mistaken

She says: ****

I say: ESPECIALLY since you're good and have your own sex. It'd be one thing if you haven't had sex recently, but you've had sex fairly recently.

She says: haha, but im not good

I say: liar

She says: and theres sex downtown tonight form 930 to 11. and it could be fun. free rental

I say: I told you my stories about rental sex, am I right?

She says: yes, but rentals differ, am I right?

I say: you're right, they each have varying levels of ****tiness

I say: Mel, I haven't had sex in a year.

She says: i came back from not having sex in five

I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.

She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher

I say: yes, but with a blowjob, there's no chance of me falling.

She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to have sex for two hours

I say: that's a great deal, if I knew how to have sex well on rental sex.

She says: ill teach you, im good at that. if i can come back after five years a two knee surgurys you most certtainly can

I say: You are incredibly optimistic.

She says: and persisitant

I say: yes, that too.

She says: and a horrible speller, haha

I say: I don't think you can convince me though.

She says: why not, itll be fuuuuun

I say: maybe if I was a bit lighter, had had sex recently, and loved rental sex.

She says: lol, dont worry bout it. fine, not tonight, but im making you come one of these nights.

Bwahahahaha :lol:[/quote]

Oh, good times, good times.*

*at my expense :(**

**:)

NickMorzov 04-13-2005 06:28 PM

[QUOTE=ICB]Yeah, it's not his fault; black people just project their voice a little louder than white folk (pun).[/QUOTE]
don't talk to this guy, he reports people and get's them BANNED

Mazeppa 04-13-2005 06:31 PM

[QUOTE=NickMorzov]don't talk to this guy, he reports people and get's them BANNED[/QUOTE]
You suck anyway :-/

ATM 04-13-2005 06:31 PM

[quote=AH's story]I say: yes, but with a blowjob, there's no chance of me falling.

She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to have sex for two hours
[/quote]

:lol: That was hilarious.

Illmatic 04-13-2005 06:34 PM

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I wasn't saying that the outfield isn't glorious...

... but your last sentence = teh pwn ! :)

At least you like throwing guys out, too.[/QUOTE]

At least we both like gunning down the arrogant.

Everytime somebody rounded third on me, I treated it like an insult. I had to gun down the sumbitch. I suppose you feel the same way about guys trying to steal second.

And pitching truly is something else. I can't even properly explain it. It requires creativity and intelligence, but you can't think at all. It's so impulsive. I never thought about the pitches I threw; I just chose them instinctively. I dunno, I can't explain it.

[QUOTE=AH]Basically she bitched at me for not talking to her since January, and I just bitched at her back because "she started it." Basically, it was a half-a[size=2]ssed[/size] flirting session.

No ice skating involved.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd.

BoboTheRagingHobo 04-13-2005 06:38 PM

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328569[/url]

/whores

Check it out...now!

BludgeonySteve 04-13-2005 06:41 PM

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo][url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328569[/url]

/whores

Check it out...now![/QUOTE]

Most people who post in this thread would have already read your thread.

/reads

RiceMonster 04-13-2005 06:45 PM

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo][url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=328569[/url]

/whores

Check it out...now![/QUOTE]
/already checked out

Excellent thread, and excellent band. Everybody go download the songs Bobo posted [b]now[/b].

ATM 04-13-2005 06:46 PM

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:eek:

Were you not here for the original iceskating post?![/QUOTE]

Nope, but you bumped it for me before. I was just stating how hilarious it was.

Illmatic 04-13-2005 06:51 PM

Good god, ATM is already at 5k posts.

Also, we (me, my mom, my stepdad, and my unborn half-brother/sister) are probably all going to go out to Chicago sometime in June, based solely on the fact that one of my uncles has probably gotten his hands on Red Sox/Cubs tickets. That is going to own.

Jom 04-13-2005 06:53 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Good god, ATM is already at 5k posts.

Also, we (me, my mom, my stepdad, and my unborn half-brother/sister) are probably all going to go out to Chicago sometime in June, based solely on the fact that one of my uncles has probably gotten his hands on Red Sox/Cubs tickets. That is going to own.[/QUOTE]

Talk about the best of both worlds/cities for you.

gg @ ATM's postcount ITT.

gg @ ATM's postcount period :p

[quote=ATM]Nope, but you bumped it for me before. I was just stating how hilarious it was[/quote]

Jelle did the blowjob line... before, it was just "salsa."

ATM 04-13-2005 06:56 PM

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Talk about the best of both worlds/cities for you.

gg @ ATM's postcount ITT.

gg @ ATM's postcount period :p



Jelle did the blowjob line... before, it was just "salsa."[/QUOTE]

I should take a 3 month vacation from MX or something, so that my post count is more reasonable.

Illmatic 04-13-2005 06:56 PM

Robert Rodriguez is talking about a sequel to Sin City on "60 Minutes". Warrants mentioning.

And yes AH, quite. I love the bragging rights I have within my family, sports-wise.

Jom 04-13-2005 07:01 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]And yes AH, quite. I love the bragging rights I have within my family, sports-wise.[/QUOTE]

Heh, I can imagine. Can you do me a favor and have the White Sox suck this year so maybe Tigers can finish ahead of more than one team this year? :-*

MalcolmYoungRock 04-13-2005 07:03 PM

I'm not even to 3k yet... :(

lunch998 04-13-2005 07:04 PM

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]I'm not even to 3k yet... :([/QUOTE]

Because you don't whore yourself out in the community thread constantly.

ATM 04-13-2005 07:04 PM

[QUOTE=lunch998]Because you don't whore yourself out in the community thread constantly.[/QUOTE]

What exactly are you trying to say?

jpj 04-13-2005 07:05 PM

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]What exactly are you trying to say?[/QUOTE]
He's calling you a whore.

[SIZE=7][COLOR=Orange]EDIT: 5,000!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]

Illmatic 04-13-2005 07:06 PM

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Heh, I can imagine. Can you do me a favor and have the White Sox suck this year so maybe Tigers can finish ahead of more than one team this year? :-*[/QUOTE]

Sorry, but I root for the White Sox unless they're in competition with the Red Sox.

lunch998 04-13-2005 07:07 PM

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]What exactly are you trying to say?[/QUOTE]

I was just saying that posting in here constantly will boost your post count quickly. MYR doesn't usually come in here.

JPJ got 5K too.

RiceMonster 04-13-2005 07:09 PM

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]I'm not even to 3k yet... :([/QUOTE]
Neither do I, but I pretty much only post in R&M. I used to go to the cd reviews forum often, but I haven't since Sputink was made. I don't like it as much.

MalcolmYoungRock 04-13-2005 07:12 PM

[QUOTE=lunch998]I was just saying that posting in here constantly will boost your post count quickly. MYR doesn't usually come in here.

JPJ got 5K too.[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to get 3k by May, so I can have 3k posts a year :cool:.

lunch998 04-13-2005 07:13 PM

[QUOTE=MalcolmYoungRock]I'm trying to get 3k by May, so I can have 3k posts a year :cool:.[/QUOTE]

That means we might have to resort to some proven tactics back in LZ thread....

Endless Obsession 04-13-2005 07:15 PM

What does ITT mean?

BoboTheRagingHobo 04-13-2005 07:16 PM

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]What does ITT mean?[/QUOTE]

In this thread.

Check out my thread emo fags.

Jom 04-13-2005 07:19 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Sorry, but I root for the White Sox unless they're in competition with the Red Sox.[/QUOTE]

:mad:

[quote=Bobo]Check out my thread, emo fags.[/quote]

It's in another window, I'm reading it now.

I just looked at Sputnik... the last three nu-metal reviews have been done by me :-\

EDIT: last three DECENT reviews. In my opinion, anyway :)

hahaha.

How many of you enjoy Jones Soda? (kind of an American thing, I think)

I'm having a Berry Lemonade currently, but Green Apple is most excellent :)

EDIT @ Bartender below me:

Sorry, I used "drew" as the past tense of "draw." That's probably really funny looking and sounding :-\


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