new Katy Perry is awesome

sun kissed skin so hot it'll melt your popsicle

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

diddn't fall asleep until 5 AM

at 8 my sister txt me asking for smokes

gave her my only pack

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ace

resemblance is uncanny

thats a heavy jaw

heavy **** man

[QUOTE=Happy;17973041]pillow sex?[/QUOTE]

well see when we were kids we...


nevermind

ugh i hate mother's day

gonna get the **** out of the house while my mum is napping. the upside is that i made 16oz steaks for everyone today. so ****ing good

Mine hasn't started yet

everyone is coming over around 3

mine started at 9:00a

made her breakfast then went to church, then came home made lunch

sucks because i was up till 4a last night but ofc i forgot that i couldnt sleep until 1p like i usually do on sundays

I was up till 5 on some random bullshit

only slept in till 10, got woken up at 8 went back to sleep

my moms not a dumb cunt who makes a deal out of mothers day

i gave your mum her present for you last night

puketim in her shoesies

ey

moar like sploodgetim

.. in her shoesies

So Friday night me and my two guitarist friends sitting outside a bar in the middle of bourbon street playing and trying to make some money

I was pretty drunk and got bored after a while and wandered off and got picked up my parents, maybe around one or two in the morning

It's come to my attention that right after I left some one took my friend's guitar and started beating him up with it in the middle of the street and my whole group jumped in and it made this gigantic spectacle

thug life

just woke up

i think getting like 8 total hours of sleep the past week is catching up with me

idk my mom prob cares about mothers day but i dont so ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮

lol

meatplow come on dont break the tables that's ignorant

ignant

any bros out there

made some elite garlic bread at work

at parents house waitin for my stepdad to finish making dinner

Sup fellas?

**** this weekend has been so ridiculous. So glad to be home.

how did u guys wish a happy mothers day 2 ur moms

By sleeping and doing absolutely nothing.

Sup fags.

listening to chillwave

u

just woke up, microwaving food

idk nuthin

Got in from library, eating some noodles, and heiling the secret.

I'm like super sad and idk why. :/

chemical reactions in ur brain obv

yeah :(

lack of womenz

man I'm a lone wolf.