Doesn't his girlfriend like HIM? That would explain it...

HIM aren't all that bad, really.

they're one of the musically better scenester kid bands.
They're not great, but there is worse out there.

Also, here is a head scratcher for you: how come a guy with a girlfriend AND access to the internet (which means access to just about every kind of p0rn on the planet) still be interested in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?

I just don't know :-\

That is a head scratcher, even though I'm not interested in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue or internet p0rn.

And there's nothing wrong with HIM.

Sweet, may day has been made. Not only did I find a perfect online German translator to write my script with, but I found a song that had one of those riffs that you just HAVE to learn when you hear it, plus a perfect tab for it.

Score. :)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, here is a head scratcher for you: how come a guy with a girlfriend AND access to the internet (which means access to just about every kind of p0rn on the planet) still be interested in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?

I just don't know :-\[/QUOTE]
I don't know, that makes no sense.

It doesn't even have nude ladies in does it?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]I don't know, that makes no sense.

It doesn't even have nude ladies in does it?[/QUOTE]

No it doesn't. And I can't explain why I got it. It does have a few beautiful women in it (two in particular, a Jamaican girl and a half-Brazillian, half-Japanese girl girl) but most of it is more of the same.

At least this year's issue finally helped me realize why I don't find Maria Sharapova remotely attractive.

Maybe it was just some kind of instinct.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, here is a head scratcher for you: how come a guy with a girlfriend AND access to the internet (which means access to just about every kind of p0rn on the planet) still be interested in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?

I just don't know :-\[/QUOTE]

I often find that the hint of what lies underneath clothes is much, much more erotic than the proof. When you look at p[size=2]o[/size]rn, you're looking, theoretically, at the acting out of your fantasies anyway, right? I would probably be much more consistantly aroused by the hint of a thong, a short peek up a skirt, or down a busty girl's shirt rather than a full-on, out-there breast, butt, or...other thing, because at that point your imagination is stoked by an idea rather than killed by an irrevocable reality. You know?

So that's your explanation.

Some kind of base, primal urge that forces man to purchase soft-core pornography?

[quote=Last.fm]
[B] Weekly Top Artists
Sunday Feb 19 - Sunday Feb 26[/B]

1 Pink Floyd 100
2 Mike Oldfield 47
3 Savatage 46
4 Dungeon 39
5 Galloglass 38
6 In Flames 37
7 Walk The Line OST 29
8 Wolfmother 18
9 Django Reinhardt 17
10 John McLaughlin, Al Di Meola and Paco de Lucía 12
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[QUOTE=Illmatic]At least this year's issue finally helped me realize why I don't find Maria Sharapova remotely attractive.[/QUOTE]

She's not incredibly attractive, just in a sport for women who generally look like the ungodly meeting of horse and bull, she's pretty hot ...

It depends if you like the schoolgirl look or not ;)

[QUOTE=Cain]I often find that the hint of what lies underneath clothes is much, much more erotic than the proof. When you look at p[size=2]o[/size]rn, you're looking, theoretically, at the acting out of your fantasies anyway, right? I would probably be much more consistantly aroused by the hint of a thong, a short peek up a skirt, or down a busty girl's shirt rather than a full-on, out-there breast, butt, or...other thing, because at that point your imagination is stoked by an idea rather than killed by an irrevocable reality. You know?

So that's your explanation.[/QUOTE]

I actually agree with this now that I think about it.

Cain has a point there

[QUOTE]I often find that the hint of what lies underneath clothes is much, much more erotic than the proof. When you look at porn, you're looking, theoretically, at the acting out of your fantasies anyway, right? I would probably be much more consistantly aroused by the hint of a thong, a short peek up a skirt, or down a busty girl's shirt rather than a full-on, out-there breast, butt, or...other thing. You know? [/QUOTE]

I dunno, a naked breast looks every bit as good as cleavage or whatever.

But I guess that makes sense.

[QUOTE]Some kind of base, primal urge that forces man to purchase soft-core p0rnography?[/QUOTE]

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

[QUOTE]She's not incredibly attractive, just in a sport for women who generally look like the ungodly meeting of horse and bull, she's pretty hot ...

It depends if you like the schoolgirl look or not [/QUOTE]

She has that "Russian girl" look...too skinny, sunken eyes, and so on. It looks gross, like she's a cheap hooker or a mail-order bride.

There are more attractive tennis players.

[QUOTE=Cain]I often find that the hint of what lies underneath clothes is much, much more erotic than the proof. When you look at p[size=2]o[/size]rn, you're looking, theoretically, at the acting out of your fantasies anyway, right? I would probably be much more consistantly aroused by the hint of a thong, a short peek up a skirt, or down a busty girl's shirt rather than a full-on, out-there breast, butt, or...other thing, because at that point your imagination is stoked by an idea rather than killed by an irrevocable reality. You know?

So that's your explanation.[/QUOTE]

But Sports Illustrated swimsuit thingy, from what very little I know of it, just has them sitting/lying there in swimsuits. Which is boring.

EDIT: I'm on your side; I just mean that it suffers the same problem you're diagnosing.

Cain's point making perfect sense. I didnt think of it at the time, but now he couldnt be any more right. It's the mystery

It's easy to say that and think it's boring, but it's differnet when you're at a store and then you see the cover. You got the urge then.

Yeah, I know. I'm just saying that once you get it home, it doesn't remain an argument for it being any good :)

Anyway. Just saw a clip from Napoleon Dynamite, and thankfully it was one of the two good bits in the film. Glad it was short, though.

That is true.

I thought Napoleon Dynamite was terrible. The only potentially funny parts were ruined by the annoying characters and voices.

Meh... Sometimes it's even funnier to watch teases more than mega naked females on the internet.

Althought nothing beats actual flesh contact. That for sure means there's trouble. Maybe not.

Maybe I'm too much into teases. And having non-nude stuff I can watch without a certain amount of guilt.

EDIT: Now that I read that it didn't make a lot of sense. :upset:

I thought Napolean Dynamite was a cute indie film, but it was really overrated. If I see one more T-shirt quoting some obscure snippet of dialog from that show, I'm gonna rip somebody's friggin' head off.

On a side note, one of my housemates is a slob. All year, his girlfriend spends so much time at our house, she may as well just move in. And he keeps cooking dinner for the two of them, always the instant meals like mac&cheese from Safeway.

But what annoys me so much about this is he always uses everyone else's dishes, and he [i]never f[size=2]u[/size]cking cleans them![/i] The sink has blocked up 8 times over the course of the year because he never dumps the large chunks of food into the garbage before putting the dishes in the sink, if he even puts them there at all.

I came down to the kitchen this morning to find he'd used my saucepan and my frying pan and left them both on the stove for all the cheese, noodles and sauce to fossilize. He also used my friend's metal spatula, so the non-stick coatings on both now have dozens of scratches and scars.

Even when he does wash the dishes, he does such a poor job of it that we always find the stuff he used covered in water stains and dried soap scum. Christ, an infant could do better than that.

The next time I see him, I'm just going to tell him to his face that he is forbidden from using my kitchenware the rest of the semester. He is going to wash what he used last night with me supervising to make sure he doesn't do a slipshod job again.

Jesus haploid Christ. Unless he starts walking on all fours, drinking out of the toilet, and licking his own balls, I shoould not have to clean up after him every single day.

The last time I used a friend's spatula, I broke it. She was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

What would be even more hilarious is if we imagine that you guys are getting owned by the swear filter.

[QUOTE=Bartender]The last time I used a friend's spatula, I broke it. She was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.[/QUOTE]
You spatula.

NP:Liszt - Mephisto Waltz

Anyways I'm just browsing amazon, I feel like spending some money.

[QUOTE=metal guitar]You spatula.

NP:Liszt - Mephisto Waltz

Anyways I'm just browsing amazon, I feel like spending some money.[/QUOTE]

If you want to spend money, but not recieve anything, I can give you my address.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]If you want to spend money, but not recieve anything, I can give you my address.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but recieving is my main incentive to spend.

NP:Behemoth - Demigod

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]What would be even more hilarious is if we imagine that you guys are getting owned by the swear filter.[/QUOTE]
Oh my, that's the funniest thing I have heard today

On the topic of erotic: 4-ways makeouts featuring 3 beautiful chicks and me=great

Hi all. My weekend was great, and yours?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]On the topic of erotic: 4-ways makeouts featuring 3 beautiful chicks and me=great

Hi all. My weekend was great, and yours?[/QUOTE]

Did you have a mess to clean up when you awoke?

My weekend was pretty good. I am dreading University.

I got real plastered on both Friday and Saturday nights. It was good.

Saturday went from very disappointing and doing nothing at about 9:30 pm to good time at my friend's older brother's house.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]What would be even more hilarious is if we imagine that you guys are getting owned by the swear filter.[/QUOTE]

[quote=HeavyRiva, earlier]Some kind of base, primal urge that forces man to purchase soft-core animal photographsography?[/quote]

Don't worry, I get jokes. I just got a chuckle out of this as well.

[quote=Steerpike]/dishes story + roommates' lack of not doing them[/quote]

Man, it was like reading a journal entry I'd write.

Empathy level: 283048203482380402384.5

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Did you have a mess to clean up when you awoke?

My weekend was pretty good. I am dreading University.[/QUOTE]

Your avatar is far too big to be efficient.

I had 4 days of make up work to do today, so I know your feeling of dreading uni to a certain degree.

Lunch - I had planned on drinking on Friday, but someone found out about the party and told our school's administration, so that foiled our plans. :(

1 Blind Guardian 26
2 Dream Theater 23
3 Iron Maiden 15
4 Send More Paramedics 13
5 Edguy 12
6 Iced Earth 11
7 Gamma Ray 9
8 Dungeon 7
9 Cannibal Corpse 6
9 Autopsy 6


I rule

[QUOTE=Jom]Don't worry, I get jokes. I just got a chuckle out of this as well.[/QUOTE]

Pfft, the fact that Alex might have a friend with a metal arsehole is more amusing than any self pwning on my part.

[quote=Bartender]
Last time I used my friend's arsehole, I broke it. She was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.[/quote]

Huh? Huh?!

His housemate never cleans his a[SIZE="2"]ss[/SIZE]hole....

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Ice skating is dangerous, the damage level/fall is high and the damage is inversely proportional to fun. In other words, the only way to have fun ice skating is to not stack it. The only way to ensure a stack free skate is to ban all those ****ing little kids

Hehe. I'm not one for ice-skating.

*waits for Jom to appear, so I can spring a pun of delightful heights and amusing lows.*

Oh, by the way you guys, I just finished tallying the first page of nominations.

Here's the top 15 so far.

[B]Band Name Nominations[/B]

Iron Maiden 16
Megadeth 11
Opeth 11
Blind Guardian 10
Slayer 10
Metallica 10
Nevermore 9
Symphony X 9
Black Sabbath 9
Children Of Bodom 8
Judas Priest 8
Death 7
Dream Theater 7
Anthrax 6
Pantera 6

Weekend was pretty good. I'm downloading a video for a new magic trick as we speak.

I'm typing out the script for my German video while trying to make it as obnoxious as humanly possible. this is going to rule as long as I don't have to be in it.

[QUOTE=Number one :D]Iron Maiden 16[/QUOTE]

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