what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking[/QUOTE]

this should be obvious



TROJAN dudely

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking[/QUOTE]

loooool I've always carried around this Four Seasons condom

i almost used it on a girl one time and she was like what the hell is four seasons I was like idk i think it's from Australia

the point i'm trying to make is that this is the only time i've ever heard some one actually mention them and it's being mentioned by some one from Australia

are they like really popular there or some thing

i wish i could actually put thoughts like that into words without it coming out a jumbled mess

theyre cheap

yeah, whenever I go to a supermarket there is like a massive four seasons shelf and a few other condom brands and some sex lube shoved beneath it

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms [B]four seasons keep breaking[/B][/QUOTE]
coming soon : Haz jr.

those are christians

coming soon more like cumming soon

[QUOTE=TimothyJimothy;17597764]coming soon more like cumming soon[/QUOTE]

lol

Ansell Checkmate.

im gonna go read then sleep since its suddenly 1am


laters

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597759]coming soon : Haz jr.[/QUOTE]

dear god lets hope not

this woman i've been shagging pretty much tore my condom off and jumped straight on top of my dick the other night

though I pulled out and told her I couldn't without a rubber I had to fight her and i've been worried I got some jizz in there

*hair

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597776]dear god lets hope not

this woman i've been shagging pretty much tore my condom off and jumped straight on top of my dick the other night

though I pulled out and told her I couldn't without a rubber I had to fight her and i've been worried I got some jizz in there[/QUOTE]

SHE WANTS YOUR BABIES MANg

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597776]dear god lets hope not

this woman i've been shagging pretty much tore my condom off and jumped straight on top of my dick the other night

though I pulled out and told her I couldn't without a rubber I had to fight her and i've been worried I got some jizz in there[/QUOTE]

that's ****ed up

i think i secretly want to get a lot of girls pregnant without telling them

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17597744]what are the best condoms four seasons keep breaking[/QUOTE]

ansell's ultra thin. you can almost feel it.

rasputin and I are soulmates.

idk about condoms but tree bark feels pretty good on my dong

the other day this guy was like " guys i just got a condom in the mail i'm plannin on hanging out with this girl tonight "

and my friend was like " wait what is that it's like something you put on your tongue?"

oh mannnn i loled for like 20 minutes you had to be there

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597792]the other day this guy was like " guys i just got a condom in the mail i'm plannin on hanging out with this girl tonight "

and my friend was like " wait what is that it's like something you put on your tongue?"

oh mannnn i loled for like 20 minutes you had to be there[/QUOTE]

hopefully he was talking about the word "girl" and not the word "condom"...

difference between him being the **** and him being a loser melvin

actually it was the Trojan ecstasy condom, you know the really thin ones

and he for some reason thought it was like a strip you put on your tongue to help if you can't get it up and was reaaaally excited to potentially try one

[i]buy a pair of rubber gloves you'll get 10 f[size=2]uc[/size]ks[/i]

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i wanna try the new trojan one tbh

[quote=Meatplow;17597816][I]buy a pair of rubber gloves you'll get 10 f[SIZE=2]uc[/SIZE]ks[/I]

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:lol:

the mighty boosh is amazing

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17597782]i think i secretly want to get a lot of girls pregnant without telling them[/QUOTE]

does that make me weird

lol joke gets me every time

god my roommate is so ****ing annoying when he plays sports games