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imperialblackness 05-25-2009 01:15 PM

Yeah there aren't any states that have any law against selling condoms to minors

Txus 05-25-2009 01:21 PM

you can buy condoms if ur a minor in NY, wtf

easylee 05-25-2009 01:25 PM

"nah u cant get condoms now go get that slut pregnant"

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 01:25 PM

Condoms ruin ****ing.

Xplisit 05-25-2009 01:27 PM

Damn straight. Huge hinderance.

Jev 05-25-2009 01:42 PM

I would much rather catch aids than use a condom

imperialblackness 05-25-2009 01:45 PM

Seriously, aids I can deal with. Shitty condom sex? No way.

Jev 05-25-2009 01:51 PM

On second thoughts, I agree.

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 01:57 PM

Try not bang slutty bitches.

Jev 05-25-2009 01:58 PM

I've only ever banged my gf I'm sure I'm safe.

Xplisit 05-25-2009 02:32 PM

If you know the girl is clean, and you use a condom, well you're just ripping yourself off.

Jev 05-25-2009 02:34 PM

of course I don't use one.

If you're sleeping round its different.

Nostalgia 05-25-2009 02:36 PM

i need lube if i dont have a condom.

Jev 05-25-2009 02:37 PM

Something is wrong?

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 02:38 PM

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17261377]If you know the girl is clean, and you use a condom, well you're just ripping yourself off.[/QUOTE]

not if theyre not on the pill

Nostalgia 05-25-2009 02:39 PM

yeah.

every time ive tried unprotected sex it just hurts. even when theyre dripping when, my dick feels like its being ripped to shreds because im uncircumcised.

its sucks

Jev 05-25-2009 02:39 PM

how is babby made

Xplisit 05-25-2009 02:39 PM

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17261398]not if theyre not on the pill[/QUOTE]Get help for your ejaculative disorder

imperialblackness 05-25-2009 02:39 PM

wow

Nostalgia 05-25-2009 02:41 PM

yeah it hurts really bad. last night i got a hand job and the girl was going so fast she was like pulling my dick back

its sucked

imperialblackness 05-25-2009 02:42 PM

dude...

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 02:42 PM

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17261404]Get help for your ejaculative disorder[/QUOTE]

that didnt even make sense

not trying to knock no bitches up nigga

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 02:42 PM

When my gf gets too rough with mah dick I slap her vag.

Xplisit 05-25-2009 02:42 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17261410] last night i got a hand job and the girl was going so fast she was like pulling my dick back

its sucked[/QUOTE]instead of the situation sucking, you should of just got HER to do the sucking, mirite.

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 02:42 PM

or got her to use lube, or even spit ****

Xplisit 05-25-2009 02:44 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17261418]When my gf gets too rough with mah dick I slap her vag.[/QUOTE]

i lol'd

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 02:44 PM

ya grrl spit on dat dick

Nostalgia 05-25-2009 02:44 PM

she wouldnt do it, shes christian. she thinks its okay to hook up with tons of guys, but its like blasphemy if she has sex.

im really not even that attracted to her, i was just bored last night.

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 02:48 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17261428]she wouldnt do it, shes christian. she thinks its okay to hook up with tons of guys, but its like blasphemy if she has sex.

im really not even that attracted to her, i was just bored last night.[/QUOTE]

Ugh, I hate bitches like that.

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 02:50 PM

what a stupid cunt

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 02:50 PM

I was under the impression that "hooking up" meant sex? Am I wrong?

Xplisit 05-25-2009 02:52 PM

I thought you were thinking right but I may have thought wrong about that.

Jev 05-25-2009 02:53 PM

Don't loads of Christian girls do anal to save themselves?

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 02:54 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17261457]I was under the impression that "hooking up" meant sex? Am I wrong?[/QUOTE]

hooking up could be like... making out intensely, hand jobs, blow jobs, etc.

imperialblackness 05-25-2009 02:55 PM

making out intensly

RetiredAt22 05-25-2009 02:55 PM

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17261467]hooking up could be like... making out intensely, hand jobs, blow jobs, etc.[/QUOTE]

Oh.

Txus 05-25-2009 02:56 PM

christian girls cant do blow jobs tho

I ****ing hate christianity so much

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 02:56 PM

what are you talking about?

catholic school girls are sluts
[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17261469]making out intensly[/QUOTE]

you know like, on top of each other, heavy petting, leads to sex if nobodies around

imperialblackness 05-25-2009 02:57 PM

heavy petting

hismajestythepope 05-25-2009 03:00 PM

yes


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