[QUOTE=Deth]Yes actually. My best friends girlfriend was there the whole time. She didn't seem too happy.

Best part was when I blasted Manowar's Pleasure Slave in front of her.

Examples: What do you do when a women cooks dinner incorrectly?
Beat her senseless

What do you do for a women's birthday?
Beat her senseless

What do you do on your daughters wedding day?
Beat your wife senseless for not having a son

and so on.[/QUOTE]



haha


when we used to eat lunch at the girl's table, there was this one broad that we CONSTANTLY made fun of her enourmous, vuluptuous boobs.


We would seriously say things like "O, im sorry Tara, were you talking? I was too busy staring at your chest"

I'm tired. And my eye keeps twitching.

twitching?


that cant be good

It happens to me sometimes. It's never fun.

I think it's cos I'm tired.

[QUOTE=Deth]What do you do on your daughters wedding day?
Beat your wife senseless for not having a son[/QUOTE]

But doesn't the male have both the X and Y chromosomes? Women only have X chromosomes, so a girl is made with XX, while boys are made with XY.

[QUOTE=Deth]Yes actually. My best friends girlfriend was there the whole time. She didn't seem too happy.

Best part was when I blasted Manowar's Pleasure Slave in front of her.

Examples: What do you do when a women cooks dinner incorrectly?
Beat her senseless

What do you do for a women's birthday?
Beat her senseless

What do you do on your daughters wedding day?
Beat your wife senseless for not having a son

and so on.[/QUOTE]
/congratulates

I had a good day... lots of happy stuff :)

[QUOTE=Jom]But doesn't the male have both the X and Y chromosomes? Women only have X chromosomes, so a girl is made with XX, while boys are made with XY.[/QUOTE]
What do you do when your wife point this out to you?
That's right, beat her senseless.

Anyway, today was allright as far as Mondays go. I was expecting some trouble for unfinished work, but it didn't happen.

NP: Julius Reubke - Sonata on the 94th Psalm for Organ

[QUOTE=Jom]But doesn't the male have both the X and Y chromosomes? Women only have X chromosomes, so a girl is made with XX, while boys are made with XY.[/QUOTE]

That's correct. Only the male can do something about (cause? :\) the gender.

But nevertheless...


Someone beat up that nerd!

Cathedral-[I]Garden of unearthly delights[/I] came today :cool:

Is it Good?

Hell yes.

NP-Dragonforce-Black winter Night

What's up guys? I haven't been here in a while.

I've been trying to get some new songs written for my songwriting class along with boring @$$ math homework.

Anyways here's a pretty good one that I've written:
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=439572[/url]

[QUOTE=lightningmetal666]What's up guys? I haven't been here in a while.

I've been trying to get some new songs written for my songwriting class along with boring @$$ math homework.

Anyways here's a pretty good one that I've written:
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=439572[/url][/QUOTE]
Long time no see bro. The lyrics are good, albeit a little depressing.

Well that's more or less been the mood as of late.

Plus listening to a lot of FTB by Metallica doesn't help much. :lol:

I was also working on kind of a funny blues song about being broke.
We have to do a blues-type song later in the class so I just went ahead and did it now, beings that I was in a creative mood. Who knows, I just might write another one while I'm at it.

[QUOTE=lightningmetal666]Well that's more or less been the mood as of late.

Plus listening to a lot of FTB by Metallica doesn't help much. :lol:

I was also working on kind of a funny blues song about being broke.
We have to do a blues-type song later in the class so I just went ahead and did it now, beings that I was in a creative mood. Who knows, I just might write another one while I'm at it.[/QUOTE]
You should do the rounds. Write a power metal song about glory, a metalcore song about breaking hearts and punching people's faces in and a prog song about spacial designs and your love for technology.

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]You should do the rounds. Write a power metal song about glory, a metalcore song about breaking hearts and punching people's faces in and a prog song about spacial designs and your love for technology.[/QUOTE]

Sure, I want to do a power metal song about the lord of the rings, a groove metal (not metalcore) song about kicking someones @$$ and an opeth type prog song.

Well, to fully make the rounds, you'll need to do a hard rock song about drinking and sex, a power metal song about slaying dragons, a death metal song about flossing your teeth with barbed wire, a black metal song about sacrificing Christians to an obscure Pagan god, a hardcore punk song about beating stupid people/politicians with a baseball bat, and a doom metal song about how abysmally lonely you are.

[QUOTE=lightningmetal666] a groove metal (not metalcore) song about kicking someones @$$ .[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but that would suck...balls.

Write a funk metal song about typing.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Cathedral-[I]Garden of unearthly delights[/I] came today :cool:[/QUOTE]

That got a horrible rating in Revolver magazine. They said it was predictable as hell.

Then again, it's Revolver.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]That got a horrible rating in Revolver magazine. They said it was predictable as hell.

Then again, it's Revolver.[/QUOTE]
Revolver. Is that anything like Rolling Stone?

[QUOTE=Happy]Revolver. Is that anything like Rolling Stone?[/QUOTE]
It's supposed to be a "metal" magazine, but personally it's been pretty meh everytime Ive looked at it.

They can piss off. Ollie gives it 9/10!

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Yeah, but that would suck...balls.[/QUOTE]

Well maybe, but maybe not. I guess that would depend on how I wrote it.
Given the fact that I listen to very few gm bands, you would probably be right.:lol:


here's the blues song:
[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11298388#post11298388[/url]

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]It's supposed to be a "metal" magazine, but personally it's been pretty meh everytime Ive looked at it.[/QUOTE]

I only bought an issue because it was chock full of pictures of Cristina Scabbia. :cool:

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]It's supposed to be a "metal" magazine, but personally it's been pretty meh everytime Ive looked at it.[/QUOTE]
I see. The only mags I ever bought were Metal Hammer and Kerrang! Then I realised they were a waste and stopped.

The only music mags I buy is Guitar World and Guitar One. I never bought a magazine dedicated to anyhting but guitar or girls (maxim).

I buy Unrestrained from time to time, it's a great Canadian metal magazine.

I get the odd issue of Metal Hammer if there's anybody interesting in it.

The subterrania section is always good for real bands.