If I write an essay does it have to be about me? Can I write like a short story or even something persuasive?

Man Josh shouldn't have to write an essay.

yeah josh is sikk

[QUOTE=Kage;15954785]Man Josh shouldn't have to write an essay.[/QUOTE]

This is really, really true. I approve.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15954783]If I write an essay does it have to be about me? Can I write like a short story or even something persuasive?[/QUOTE]

Writing the essay about yourself is kinda the point of the whole deal. You can do short stories and stuff if you like as well. If they suck, Jom or I might ban you, or Tojes might give you the avatar anyway.

thats because tojes is actually cool :p

Yeah, pretty much. He has the easiest mod job on the forums, and he does it well.

[QUOTE=JumpTheF**kUp;15954279]Was my essay not good enough or what?

I don't mind if it wasn't, I just want some closure on this.[/QUOTE]

Jason you squirrel answer my question.


ohkty

yeah jason OMFG

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=550795[/url]

close and possible IP ban because I think hes too stupid to use a proxy.

Given the fact that he's rivalling Eliminator in terms of alts, I'd say you're wrong.

Making an alt has nothing to do with using a proxy.

If he's figured out a convenient way to register emails I'm sure he can use a proxy. If not, he'll surely figure it out soon because you basically suggested it.

I think guys like him really aren't worth an ip ban. Sure he is annoying, but he isnt all that noticeable. plus you can just ignore list him.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15956194]Given the fact that he's rivalling Eliminator in terms of alts, I'd say you're wrong.[/QUOTE]

yeah wtf he best step off

I get big avatars for not harassing BRA so change it to this please.


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[CENTER][SIZE="4"]As The Roots Undo: The Untold Story[/SIZE][/CENTER]

Imagine all of your musician friends are idiots. Imagine they all are in love with Page and Hendrix. That's what my, George Roland Allen IV, situation was at the mere age of 12. I was seriously in love with music, starting drums at 9 and guitar around 11. I loved to fool around with music and see what different genres I could play and which ones I loved the most. I especially loved to jam with buddies, but that got rather hard when all of my buddies were retards with les pauls.

Enter MX.

I joined MX in early July of 2004, just a few days after my twelfth birthday under the account ...And_Justice_For_KoRn. I know, right? My two favorite bands at the time were Korn and Metallica, with some Godsmack and System Of A Down thrown in there at some point. I, like many others here, suffered from "First Thread Syndrome," where I make the shittiest thread ever. My first thread was "Mushroomhead Vs. Slipknot." It didn't go over well. Let's just say that I got laughed off the forum via my first 5 posts.

Enter July 16, 2004. Even if it's in the past.

I rejoined MX, under the name demon_hunter, from my favorite game ever (at the time): WarCraft III: Reign Of Chaos. My first thread was about hi hats, which can be found here:
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=207938[/url]
Unfortunately, I edited the first post out of sheer embarrassment in 2005. But it was very lulzy, I swear.

I had started off posting solely in R&M, in the Tool thread and the RATM thread. But then I started to delve into the world of D&P. My first thread there was my embarrassing kit shots:
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=293332[/url]
No pictures, sorry.

After a while, I got sick of the whole underscore **** with demon_hunter, so I changed my name to simply Demonhunter. Kept posting, mainly in R&M, but too many people thought I was referring to the band name Demon Hunter, so I changed my name to Diego. Why? I have no idea. By this time, I had started to post in D&P regularly, back when Double Bass Jim was still modding and there was still oodles of lulz going about.

[Things happened here, can't really remember. I was like, 14.]

New name change. I was sick of people thinking I was a "dirty mexican" (sorry tojes) so I changed my name to my actual name, George. Oh boy, this was my bad account. I was quite a spammer. I was only banned once at this point, I think, but still, I wasn't the greatest poster. I had gotten myself banned for some stupid reason (can't remember) and I came back in an alt. as XMII. I started to realize that there were many fags in D&P at that time, so I started to post a ton more in The Pit (not GD, fuk dat shi') and I lurked in Guitar and Video Games/Movies. I did not have the greatest reputation in The Pit, mainly because of my lame *** humor and the fact that I did not appreciate racist humor (:p).

Enter: Triple ban hammer.
Once for spam.
Again for spam.
Again for spam. (See a pattern? :))

I was banned on October 17, 2007, for replying "penis" to a stupid game thread in D&P out of some stupid spite that I had with the thread starter. Got banned for two months, which was pretty fair.

Enter: As The Roots Undo (that's me!)
New name, new game. I was going to keep this name/account, and I was going to rule with it. I started to become a very good poster (at least I thought so), and lasted those two months without any spam at all. I must say I am proud of myself. I got all my accounts merged through AIM sex with Jelle, shooting my rep and post count quite a ways up.

Enter: February 08, 2008 at roughly 7:09.
I am only 15, turning 16 in July. Sophomore in High School. Virgin. Straight. Anti-semitic. But not really. But seriously. I don't listen to Metallica. I am currently listening to Mr. Bungle's [I]California[/I], and I was just listening to Slowdive's [I]Soulvaki.[/I] My current favorite bands are Sigur Ros and Between The Buried And Me, a rather odd combination if you ask me. Needless to say, MX helped me discover quite a bit of music. I post in D&P, R&M, The Pit, VG&M, and every once in a while I make question threads in the Guitar Forum. I have to say that Video Games & Movies is probably my favorite, simply because there is so little bullshit there and the people are pretty sweet. Especially Kage.

And with that, I would love to have this as my avatar:
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My essay is pretty shitty, but it's the best I can do at 7:14 on a Friday night.


That excuse sucked.

Txus has been a long time contributor to R&M. In addition to creating several threads on the topic of good music and Agalloch, he has a significant number of posts in any Agalloch-related thread. This suggests he is a good back seat moderator and a fanboy.

Txus joined MX in Feb. 2005. He resides in and old cabin(MX, 2007). He has 18,191 posts on MX forums, the vast majority of which are in R&M (MX, 2007). He regularly contributes to a variety of threads, including Folk/Viking Metal thread, the Doom thread, the new Sludge thread, the Black Metal (Joke) thread. This essay aims to investigate the posting habits of Txus and determine whether he is fit for a larger avatar, which he does, and why the **** does he likes fagalloch so much!


Txus is always in the big fights that occur all over MX (Black Metal thread) over the year but he is never the one who starts them or is part of any of them therefor he is a bit of a fag or a lazy guy who deserves a big avatar...once again (IDK, 2007). He has also been nominated for RMOTM several times (MX, 2007).

In conclusion, it can be seen that Txus is a worthwhile contributor to R&M and MX as a whole and therefore is deserving of a larger avatar....why does he like fagalloch?


References: rate what the user above you is listening to

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thnx.

ban Ashes for horrible spamming tia

I have a question for any available Moderator:

Was my essay sufficient or do you need it changed or added to?

Please sticky: [url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=550935[/url]

And close: [url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=550723[/url]

ban Hrimthursum for spamming, plus, he is BRA....so yeah.

thanks mods.

I thought you said you were gonna leave MX and not return, because you are so superior to us, intellectually and morally.

The funny thing is that it's bugging everyone enough to say something about it constantly. Who's having issues ignoring it now? Who doesnt know where the ignore button is now? Point proven. Also proven is the fact that somebody else that honestly has no interest in any kind of decent or intellectual conversation (or non-elitism) gets by just fine, thus demonstrating the complete bias on the moderating team and the forums in general. Hence why the forums are 100x worse now than they were 3 years ago.

Besides, boredom fosters strange things, the fact that any of you actually believed I was halfway serious in any of it is incredibly stupid.

Anyway, perhaps someday the forums will get better, and better mods will surface and actually moderate. Until then, to actually allow my boredom to provoke you into answering me all the time is a useless waste of your time.

If you're bored, go play outside. If it's too cold, read a book. Expand your knowledge - education is your best friend.

I don't even want to know what your problem is now, but it's always something, isn't it. If you're constantly looking for hot, steamy intellectual discourse, MX is not the place, and I'm not really sure why you think this is the case. Plenty of intelligent people post here, plenty of idiots post here, you just have to find your niche.

Unfortunately, your reputation precedes you :(

Jom:
Hmm, perhaps you should tell that to actual trolls/spammers sometimes.

I'm being quite serious, ftr.

[QUOTE]The funny thing is that it's bugging everyone enough to say something about it constantly. Who's having issues ignoring it now? Who doesnt know where the ignore button is now? Point proven. Also proven is the fact that somebody else that honestly has no interest in any kind of decent or intellectual conversation (or non-elitism) gets by just fine, thus demonstrating the complete bias on the moderating team and the forums in general. Hence why the forums are 100x worse now than they were 3 years ago.

Besides, boredom fosters strange things, the fact that any of you actually believed I was halfway serious in any of it is incredibly stupid.

Anyway, perhaps someday the forums will get better, and better mods will surface and actually moderate. Until then, to actually allow my boredom to provoke you into answering me all the time is a useless waste of your time.[/QUOTE]
I'm quite sure everyone could tell you weren't being serious but that doesn't make it any less annoying.

As for the rest of your post

blah blah blah I'm BRA and I whinge cause no one likes me blah blah blah blah blah

You remind me a lot of I'm Charming. :lol:

You are the catalyst for the problems. Clean your act up and things will get better for you.

I'm quite sure you are. If you have a better remedy to share with the R&M mods and the mods that help out here (Wish, etc.), please feel free to engage us in hot, steamy intellectual discourse. Trysts are always fun. I always tell you to chill out because this is not an uptight forum, but you never seem to heed those suggestions and tirade for no obvious reason.

Again: your reputation precedes you. Ignore people who bait you and people will respond to you. If you feel you aren't getting the desired hot steamy intellectual discourse for the day, please log off and come back another time. Forcing your boredom on other people or trying to troll people is too self-masochistic for the Internet for me.

I just don't understand why you continually try to come back. In all seriousness, you will never be accepted here just because of your past accounts. And the fact that you return with an alt even that's more cliche than your last just perpetuates it.

Regular racist comments in earnest (i.e., exempting things like "siegest of heils") are against R&M rules, right? If so, please ban DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF aka Niflheim; even the nick is Nazi-based.

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=551011[/url]

Please close. And the thread starter should probably be perma banned. All he does is act like a total moron.

Please sticky: [url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=551044[/url]

And close: [url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=550935[/url]

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avatar for winning rmotm

please and thank you

kewl, good choice.

I'm seeing them before you!

Why did my avatar get changed?

probably due to the chick being ugly.

wtf she wasn't ugly.

Yeah she was.

It's probably from your thread in Alt/Indie

um yeah she really was



edit: goddammit kage stop it