[QUOTE=lim;17949882]man thats like 100 steps too many

gonna watch john waters interviews[/QUOTE]

watch[I] Divine Trash[/I]

i dont think it can get much more deviant than winnie the pooh

got fired today & started smoking again

[I][CENTER]Local man unsurprised, continued eating his cheerios[/CENTER][/I]

oh man so stereotypical

why did you get fired

bad tattoos

have to cover them up actually

was apparantly rude to a customer when I refused his donation

they have no write ups on me so I'll prolly win unemployment

Why would you refuse a donation?

oh man john waters made pecker

i saw that movie when i was like 7

along with Cecil B. Demented, Pecker is probably his worst movie.

are you sure i clearly remember it as a masterpiece

we do all the time. People try to give us garbage (literally) cuz it costs to take it to the dump

[QUOTE=lim;17949939]are you sure i clearly remember it as a masterpiece[/QUOTE]

[I]A Dirty Shame[/I] had bears in it

and to think i thought i had seen every film with bears in it

Picking classes for next fall. Pain in the ***.

bout to pig out on mad breakfast foods and shi

sooooooooo im pretty sure sweet tea is the nectar of the gods

last night i went out of town and my friend took me to some house party and i got drunk and told the jewish girl whose house it was that the holocaust never happened

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGaC-WlRdEs#t=03m00s[/url]

lol timjim better look out

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17949959]last night i went out of town and my friend took me to some house party and i got drunk and told the jewish girl whose house it was that the holocaust never happened[/QUOTE]

[I]I diddn't know they gave out rings at the haulocaust.[/I]

I went to a bar called Firewater where half naked girls dance on the bar. It was awesome.

coveting other women how sinful

i diddnt do anything wrong

who am i a priest

no i guess you arent

k who else loves the smell of smoke

what kind of smoke

like objects that people smoked cigarettes next to

my shirt smells like smoke (mixed with Axe) and I like it

smells like unemployment