I was supposed to go to a party tonight, but the kid who was supposed to get the booze douched on us. LAAAAAAAME.

Very lame. What's even more lame is that you still have to rely on a buyer, you havn't managed to get a fake ID yet?

Nice, Justin 11000 posts.

My friend has a fake ID, and it looks SO real, you seriously can't tell the difference. But, he paid many a pretty penny for it. He won't even tell me how much it actually cost him.

Get one.

I don't have mad money to drop on a fake ID. I don't even drink that much anyways, I smoke way more weed.

Yeah, well I know that I can always ask my buddy Voto to go get some before 8.

Werd. I have a friend that buys me beer, too. But again, I really don't drink that much. I would rather smoke a joint.

A joint and two shots and I'm good for the night.

I'm the joint rolling masta! I can roll a mean blunt, too.

My hands are too goofy to roll. :(

I have small, yet nimble hands.

Mine are huge, which is good for knocking someone in the face and grabbing handfuls of stuff but not much else.

I'm sure the ladies love those big ol' hands of yours. ;)

Hahahaha, last time I fingered a chick, I talked to her the next day and she was like "Damn, it hurts to walk." Maybe I shouldn't of went two fingers on a virgin...

You should've given her some brutal necro sex!

Nah, I don't do premarital sex.

I don't know if I could go without sex nowadays. I need to meet my monthly poonanner quota!

Hahahahaha, do you stick it in their a[size="2"]s[/size]s for variety?

That's a must!

Hahahaha, you slaking that hunger for yellow fever these days?

I'll take anything but a white chick. BO-RING.

F[size="2"]u[/size]ck any sista's lately?

Nah man, I could only wish. All the sista's 'round here aren't into white boys. :(

Lame man, all the black girls around here are in East Knoxville and I refuse to drive fifty minutes to get head.

Hahahaha, black chicks don't like giving head anyways, so that'd be a worthless trip.

Says who? You just gotta return the favor hombre.

It's an almost undisputable fact that sistas do not enjoy giving head. Now, if you wanna talk good head, I say, get an asian chick.

That's why asian chicks are my personal favorite.

I've always had a thing for south of the border flavor, probaly caused by the fact my first girlfriend was Mexican.

Yeah, I feel ya on that one. One of my ex g/f's was Jordanian and Puerto Rican. She had the most amazing a'ss I have ever laid my eyes on.

you talking about like mexican-american or like straight up can't speak english just swam across the rio grande mexicans?

[QUOTE=srt-4;13353986]you talking about like mexican-american or like straight up can't speak english just swam across the rio grande mexicans?[/QUOTE]

Either one is cool with me.

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well, out of the ones i've known of the latter, 95% have been completely busted, only 1 that i've known was hot. now mexican-americans are a different story.

maybe its cause the really hot ones don't need to jump the border, they just find a rich guy in mexico and are set.

I don't care bitches be fine.

I've seen many hot fresh-from-Mexico chicks in the city.

not the ones i've known

I want to bang Salma Hayek.

^ Fu[size="2"]c[/size]k yeah, dude she is so fu[size="2"]c[/size]king hot.