of course, but now I have to deal with the frustration of not being the center of attention at all times, I'm used to being first guitar/singer

That's when you bust out a bitchin' bass solo like Cliff Burton or some shi or play with your dick like Murderface.

ITT: [B]f[/B]ucking with scammers

[QUOTE]Good day to you,
My name is Sgt. John England of The 3rd Battalion, I am serving in Iraq (Mosul) and I will need your assistance to take care of some financial matters for me and of course you will be adequately compensated.
I have to urgently evacuate the sum of $27,500,000.00 (Twenty seven million five hundred thousand US dollars) clean legal notes and all in US$100 bills out of here to a safe place, having found a secure way to do so.
Seven million US dollars (US$ 7,000,000) will be your share for rendering this assistance.
SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies were discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,s old palaces during a rescue operation several months ago and it was agreed by the few of us present that the money be shared amongst us, though this was an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we are taking with our lives in this hellhole.
Click on this links to read about event that took place here
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_130622.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
The above figure was given to me as my share and for several reasons, concealing this volume of cash here has been a big problem/source of distraction to me. I have now found a temporary solution with the help of a lady who is working with an international organization here, She does not know the real contents of the packages used in concealing the funds and must not know rather believes that the packages belong to an Asian American who died in an air raid and before giving up, he trusted me to hand the packages as it is to her business associate in Europe.
One request I will like that you keep this information to yourself. Should you have any reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage will be too bad for us. I want to have a very peaceful retirement life after my service here and I rely so much on this fortune to provide that for me.
If this proposal is acceptable by you, I await your urgent e-mail so we can discuss more.
Please me a mail to my private email;
______________
Sgt. John England
[/quote]

my reply

[QUOTE]Sgt. John England,

At ease soldier! I can never thank you and your fellow soldiers enough for providing us with the freedom and pride of being American citizens! I SAID AT EASE SOLDIER! 27 million smackeroos, huh? They call that "walking around money" here. And by here, I mean my roommates house, and by house, I mean town house, and by here, I mean my bedroom. It is a very localized phrase that is starting to spread to the kitchen and dining areas. Sgt. England, I have to ask, what is it for me if I can help you out with this serious business? As you know, matters on the Internet are serious business and require the upmost attention and consideration in keeping things quiet!

AT EASE SOLDIER[/QUOTE]

7 mill is your share dood...I think its legit. Better hurry and send him some monies so he can mail you this 27 mill.

I am drunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnke ab ahfbsadkf ****thsit hisssle

[QUOTE=JoshIsNumber3;17442342]brutal but you need a bass to fill up the space and make it more THREE DIMENSIONAL[/QUOTE]
My bass it at my mate's house, and I really don't think it'd like to play in G anyway.
[QUOTE=mnemonic;17442408]i usually dont download yousendit links to peoples songs becuase it takes more effort than just clicking a streaming link, but cos its you i'll download it


ok then,

ezdrummer right?

made that kick sound awesome. snare is still thin and ezdrummer sounding though. not bad though, has an nice crack to it.

guitar pretty tight and nice. just needs some bass to add some nice thickness to it, as right now the mix as a whole is a bit on the thin side.

oh yeah and make it longer, 16 seconds isn't enough heavy metal[/QUOTE]

I <3 U

Yer it's DKFH, I really like the kick but it's not perfect because I made it really clicky for a 6 string mix I was working on (and subsequently scrapped) then tried to get it back to a nice thwack. For the snare I'm aiming for an Around The Fur era snare sound but with a bit more snap, still working on giving it some oomph behind the snap though. ITP: Onomatopoeia.

I just did 16 seconds because I'm lazy and I wanted to go to the pub.

Thanks to both of you for having a listen.

first band practice as bassist in 3 hours, I'm supposed to learn 5 songs, I have 4 down =D
I'm so going to steal the singer/guitar player spotlight

more random women and cheap beer last night


same again later


y/n?


im pretty sure im taking years off my life here

I say y

[QUOTE=Blue_Moon;17446752]
im pretty sure im taking years off my life here[/QUOTE]


eh, the years once you are retired aren't that great unless you are rich.

well ti happened again, went out saturday and didnt come home till 12pm sunday


i feel absolutly awfull

yesterday I started drinking at 2 pm, got home at 3 am, idk who drove me
met some girl who antagonized me, I find that sexy

I'm getting quite bored of being single. It was hella fun for a long time, but now I find myself bored by it.

Sweet merciful monkey Jesus what the f[size=2]u[/size]ck am I saying?

slap yourself sbt

dont shackle yourself in

I'd say being shackled to a good looking, horny, game playing, and guitar playing chick right now would be good. However, this is a rare breed.


In other news, I'm having some decent luck with actually writing guitar riffs as of late. Go figure, I play guitar but could never really write anything I liked... all just basic stuff. However now I'm kind of finding nice simple or even catching riffs and then filling them in with bore. Which is kind of depressing me.


It's like the classic rock demons inside me are happy, then the punk rock demons are like **** you I want power chords... and then they find a happy medium. Though I can't seem to find a transition that works right now from one piece to another. It's like a musical C... you have the opening, you have the verse, you have the chorus, then you don't have a connection back to the verse. It just sounds off... the backing to the verse is too rhythmic and then you just get your basic power chord backing for the chorus.


It doesn't flow... I'm sad =( I do like how I now have like 5 different versions of the same basic riff though.


P.S. - I always figured the closest thing to having sex with a woman through guitar playing is a dual. Basically winner gets to be on bottom for the night. ;)

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i like how theres still a pants line

that would rule if they banged for realzies

huh, i didn't notice that.

maybe it was a skirt!

why would you put your hands on the hood thats what there hips are for nigga

[QUOTE=mnemonic;17450387]huh, i didn't notice that.

maybe it was a skirt![/QUOTE]

tru dat

we can all hope for the sake of validity! and the sake of bustin a nut! hahaha

This should so be in the Tate Modern.



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now what I'm really suprised is that having seen those pictures before, and having already been on my course for one year, why I havn't raided the component store and built my own resistor/capacitor/diode pr0nz.

[QUOTE=Sad But True;17448784]I'm getting quite bored of being single. It was hella fun for a long time, but now I find myself bored by it.

Sweet merciful monkey Jesus what the f[size=2]u[/size]ck am I saying?[/QUOTE]

then you should probably get a g/f, I guess you know the drill: if you aren't any good at sports just smile, play guitar and ride a naked motorbike with a large engine and loud pipes.

[QUOTE=motogrifo;17448709]yesterday I started drinking at 2 pm, got home at 3 am, idk who drove me
met some girl who antagonized me, I find that sexy[/QUOTE]

You have severe, deep-rooted mental issues, do you know that?

i dont know you, but id be willing to bet you have some deep-rooted mental issues too (like basically everyone in the world)

and dont say 'nu uh no i dont nop nu uh' because, if they're deep rooted, your unaware entirely (for the most part mr. sXe)

hey robby, that reminds me i wanted to ask, did you actually get SxE tattoos a while back or were you jut trollan mx with pics of somebody else's tattoos

when a girl antagonizes me, I find that sexy cause I know that's someone who I'm not going to get tired of easily. If the girl has a brain and an attitude such that I can have a decent conversation/debate with her, I find it sexy.
I don't want some girl that's going to do everything I tell her to, or that I can manipulate easily. I'm a control freak, so a girl out of my control is sexy for me.
What's wrong with that?

its very healthy in my opinion. im the same way, im tired of dumbass childish girls, give me a woman ya know?

i guess robby wouldnt, sXe chicks are just little immature girls who close their mind for the sake of 'being in something'

just like how robby was a little sXe fag

It depends on how you define the word "antagonize"... if it's in the she makes you want to rip your ears off and shove them down her throat so she chokes to death all for the sake of getting her to shut up about how wrong you are and her opinion is right. Well, then you have issues. If it's just that she has your own opinion, and you are both open to further conversation on the topic with out killing each other. Then, you have no issues and I agree with you.


I once met a girl in a bar, we talked for 2 hours. We talked about politics, we talked about school, we talked about work, we talked about the economy, we talked about the upcoming election (this was fall 2008) and how we felt about each candidate for the presidency. She really seemed in to me, but then she rejected me. That's not that point of the story though... granted it would have been a better point if I had gotten laid at the end.


Point is we talked for 2 hours, after about the first hour I had her full and un-divided attention and she pretty much had mine. We didn't agree on everything, but we enjoyed the other person's perspective. Not to mention we touched every subject on the "if you want to get laid don't talk to a girl about this subject" list. I'm not sure if it was the list, or what... but I didn't get laid. I did however have a nice 2 hour flirting session with a 7/10. Nothing spectacular, but she walked up to me and I was curious.