In my old city, the high school there held swimming lessons for little kids.

One time, one of the kids dropped a load in the pool and they had to drain the pool, and clean and sanitize it.

A day after the pool got re-filled and re-chlorinated, there was another suspicious item at the bottom of the pool that looked like, well, shi[font=]t. So they re-drained the pool.

Turns out it was a Baby Ruth bar.

It was all over the city's newspaper that week.

Yeah, that's how lame my old city was.[/font]

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]In my old city, the high school there held swimming lessons for little kids.

One time, one of the kids dropped a load in the pool and they had to drain the pool, and clean and sanitize it.

A day after the pool got re-filled and re-chlorinated, there was another suspicious item at the bottom of the pool that looked like, well, shi[font=]t. So they re-drained the pool.

Turns out it was a Baby Ruth bar.

It was all over the city's newspaper that week.

Yeah, that's how lame my old city was.[/font][/QUOTE]
:lol: It's like that Hershy's bar commercial. I've always wanted to try that.

What'd they do with the bar? I would've kept it, or eaten, just to say 'yeah, you remember that Babe Ruth in the pool story? I ate that once they fished it out.' :cool:

Heh, my friends on the swim team (girls mind you) like to bring fake poo (the plastic molded stuff) and drop it in the pool in hopes the more conservative members of the team will see it and freak out so that when that member goes to tell the coach, the poo can be retrieved and cause confusion. Funny but bitchy at the same time. Our school makes swimming mandatory for all grade levels. As Juniors and seniors though, we don't have to take lessons, we play pool games like polo and basketball. I like pool games.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Heh, my friends on the swim team (girls mind you) like to bring fake poo (the plastic molded stuff) and drop it in the pool in hopes the more conservative members of the team will see it and freak out so that when that member goes to tell the coach, the poo can be retrieved and cause confusion. Funny but bitchy at the same time. Our school makes swimming mandatory for all grade levels. As Juniors and seniors though, we don't have to take lessons, we play pool games like polo and basketball. I like pool games.[/QUOTE]
My town doesn't have a pool :upset:. We have a really sick lake. When the sun shines on it, it's kind of poopy brown/green, only at the main beach part though. When you get out of town it's all clean.

We have a community pool in my community. I like going there when I'm the only one, otherwise there are a lot of annoying kids splashing around and what not. My family arranged a Welcome-Back-From-Italy-Pool-Party there with all my friends. It was pretty sweet. But it's so **** hot here, all you can do is swim. Or my my case sit home and play guitar all day; I have an excuse now.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]We have a community pool in my community. I like going there when I'm the only one, otherwise there are a lot of annoying kids splashing around and what not. My family arranged a Welcome-Back-From-Italy-Pool-Party there with all my friends. It was pretty sweet. But it's so **** hot here, all you can do is swim. Or my my case sit home and play guitar all day; I have an excuse now.[/QUOTE]
You needed an excuse?

NP: Been a Son - Nirvana

[QUOTE=Congratulations]You needed an excuse?
[/QUOTE]

Yes, apparently my parents believe that sunlight is a good thing and that fresh air can "do you good". Also that one should not spend the entire day in one's room rocking out on the guitar until one's hand bleeds.

I can swim quite well, which is no suprise, considering Australia is an island. If it sinks, we'd better bloody well know how to swim. :p

Actually, swimming is compulsory for all years from 1 to 9, just to make sure everyone can do it well.

[QUOTE=Jake]I also met Scott Hatteburg at that wedding. For those of you non-baseball-savvy folks, he's an MLB catcher. I couldn't tell you which team he catches for, mainly because I am extremely non-baseball-savvy my self, but there you have it.[/QUOTE]

Haha...I met him back when he played for the Red Sox. Pretty nice guy. Actually, now he plays first base for the A's.

Is he related to you or something?

Jeeze my Town has one of the worst pool's ever there is filth all around the sides and you can find bandages everywhere and you might stumble on a condom if your lucky.

good ol' arklow.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Yes, apparently my parents believe that sunlight is a good thing and that fresh air can "do you good". Also that one should not spend the entire day in one's room rocking out on the guitar until one's hand bleeds.[/QUOTE]

The sun? You mean that big thing in the sky that burns and casts all that light? Yeah, the sun sucks.

[url=http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.667290,-76.747742&spn=0.907794,1.595764&hl=en]I have mad lakes.[/url] I live super close to Cayuga and a bunch of my friends have houses on the lake.

of course [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=43.092459,-76.205978&spn=0.450780,0.797882&hl=en]this one[/url] is the most polluted lake in the US I believe. It's about an hour and a half from me.

My familt used to have a house on [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=43.392575,-74.575195&spn=0.448565,0.797882&hl=en]this one (Piseco) [/url]but after my grandmother died my aunt had just married this control freak as[b][i][/b][/i]shole who changed her from the best aunt ever to a heartless bitch and they basically forced us to get rid of the house. My grandmother's will said that any of her children that wanted to co-own then property could but them and my family were the only ones interested. They told us that if we owned part of it, they would own none of it and we couldn't afford the whole thing so they bought it and refuse to have anything to do with us. It was beautiful there too.

NP Talib Kweli - The entire Quality album

I love the sun and being outside but I hate being hot and sweaty and I get sunburned easily (I am the whitest person I know. Irish american, representin') so I spend a lot of time playing catch while standing in the shade.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Yes, apparently my parents believe that sunlight is a good thing and that fresh air can "do you good". Also that one should not spend the entire day in one's room rocking out on the guitar until one's hand bleeds.[/QUOTE]
I've never done it till I bleed, but I have played until I felt perfusly uncomfortable. I could touch anything without shooting pain going up my fingers.

[QUOTE=Congratulations]I've never done it till I bleed, but I have played until I felt perfusly uncomfortable. I could touch anything without shooting pain going up my fingers.[/QUOTE]

Same here. I've never bled, I just like exaggeration. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Steerpike]The sun? You mean that big thing in the sky that burns and casts all that light? Yeah, the sun sucks.[/QUOTE]

My point exactly! They all envy me because I tan so well, and I think it sucks. Then again, I'm not one of those girls who covers herself up in newspapers when she goes outside to keep her pale-gothlike-complexion. Thats just ridiculous.

Tans are nice. I much prefer healthy looking skin than pale skin. I may be the whitest person I know but I'm not pale. Does anyone else know the difference? I ask because I can't describe it.

Ray - I've seen black people with sunburns, but do you tan? And if so, is it very noticeable?

[QUOTE=Pete]NP Talib Kweli - The entire Quality album[/QUOTE]

:thumb: good stuff...I still haven't gotten around to picking up the new album.

[QUOTE=Pete]I love the sun and being outside but I hate being hot and sweaty and I get sunburned easily (I am the whitest person I know. Irish american, representin') so I spend a lot of time playing catch while standing in the shade.[/QUOTE]

I don't mind sweating and I don't get sunburned, so I can stay out in the sun as long as I want :p

Pete: Yeah, I tan.

[QUOTE=Bobo]That's nice of ya to do that though for free.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I felt pretty good about it. People in Kentucky are always generally nice, so I thought I'd do something nice back.

Dude, I noticed the Vital Remains reference in the usertitle. Awesome song, awesome band.

I too have only heard Dechristianize, but I am sure that the other stuff is great...

[QUOTE=Congratulations]I wish I could grow a beard.: /[/QUOTE]

:lol: Still at that age, huh? When you get to be 16, you'll probably have excessive butt fluff...



[QUOTE=My bitch Matt]lmao Trevor, the flame house idea would be amazing.[/QUOTE]

Ha, I had the time and the paint...

The only time I burned was when I was fishing and the aluminum boat reflected the sun, it was like 30 degrees outside. That really sucked, other then that, I've just turned really really dark.

NP: Kill Pop - Future Leaders of the World

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Haha...I met him back when he played for the Red Sox. Pretty nice guy. Actually, now he plays first base for the A's.

Is he related to you or something?[/QUOTE]

Nuh uh, Scott's bro was a good friend with my cousin, who was getting married. So, yeah, basically me and him go way back. :cool:

NP: Funkadelic- Maggot Brain (Courtesy of Med)

So far, this song is the sex. I'm only 4 minutes in, but this solo is amazing. I can't wait to hear more stuff by these guys. It's nothing too techincal, but the acoustic line goes perfectly with the solo.

[QUOTE=Jake]Nuh uh, Scott's bro was a good friend with my cousin, who was getting married. So, yeah, basically me and him go way back.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Well, next time you see him, tell him he's no Varitek.

I do not have a beard. I could have a crappy mustache/goatee but I prefer to shave them away in hopes I can encourage enough growth to grow a nice full beard someday. Chances are against me ever having good facial hair but there is always hope.

[QUOTE=ICB]:lol: Still at that age, huh? When you get to be 16, you'll probably have excessive butt fluff...[/QUOTE]

I'm 17 :upset: I can grow a really patchy half as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE]ed beard. But I usually shave it off in hopes that it will grow thicker.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I do not have a beard. [/QUOTE]

Neither do I. :D

[QUOTE=Congratulations]I'm 17 :upset: I can grow a really patchy half as[SIZE=2]s[/SIZE]ed beard. But I usually shave it off in hopes that it will grow thicker.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. Also, nice username. I diggit.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Exactly. Also, nice username. I diggit.[/QUOTE]
Thanks :)

I do not have a beard...I used to rock a bitchin' stache/beard combo (as in, a full stache and a goatee/soul patch thing that weren't connected) back in the day.

Thick hair has never run in my family, but I prefer it that way. I do wish I could have some thick sideburns though. :-/ Those own. :p

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Thick hair has never run in my family, but I prefer it that way. I do wish I could have some thick sideburns though. :-/ Those own. :p[/QUOTE]
Muttonchops (\m/)

[QUOTE]I'm 17 I can grow a really patchy half assed beard. But I usually shave it off in hopes that it will grow thicker.[/QUOTE]

blah, I'm 17 too.

[QUOTE=Leah]Neither do I. [/QUOTE]

ehehehe Irony.

Ray, you should grow like a fu manchu or something. Call yourself Shaft.

I'm growing a beard soon, I'll take pics. I'm not taking a razor on vacation :)

Every time I see another guy with chops, I kind of feel like a little kid because I can't even come close to growing out my side burns. :-/

What would happen if I just shampoo'd that section of my face with Rogaine? On the whole hair topic, my hair has been growing since the end of February. It's wicked long compared to what it usually is(It's about 5 inches now) and I'm in desperate need of a trim. I'm planning on growing it out more though. :D

[QUOTE=ICB]

ehehehe Irony.
[/QUOTE]

Isn't it, though? :p

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Every time I see another guy with chops, I kind of feel like a little kid because I can't even come close to growing out my side burns. :-/

What would happen if I just shampoo'd that section of my face with Rogaine? On the whole hair topic, my hair has been growing since the end of February. It's wicked long compared to what it usually is(It's about 5 inches now) and I'm in desperate need of a trim. I'm planning on growing it out more though. :D[/QUOTE]
I'm growing out my hair, don't know how long though. Long enough to be able to head bang effectivly. There is this kid in grade 9 at my school with hugh chops. Stupid little harry sh[SIZE=2]i[/SIZE]t.

I've got long metal hair too. Down to my lower back, and getting longer. Needs a trim though.

[QUOTE=ICB]Ray, you should grow like a fu manchu or something. Call yourself Shaft.[/QUOTE]

Dude, you have no idea. During part of the school year, I had sideburns, a fro, and a p0rn star moustache...one of my good friends had moppy hair and 'burns...we looked like a freaking buddy-buddy cop show from the 1970's.

I used to have pretty long stoner hair. Icut itbackin September for a job, but they gotrid oftheir short hair policy. I haventhada haircut since december.

/Broken spacebar

[QUOTE]I've got long metal hair too. Down to my lower back, and getting longer. Needs a trim though.[/QUOTE]

Again, irony.

I bet I have longer hair than you :p

[QUOTE=Jakeo]What would happen if I just shampoo'd that section of my face with Rogaine? [/QUOTE]

:lol: You'd turn into Karl Malone.

Dude, Congrats, just take hormones. It'll be like that one South Park episode :lol: ...

I have hair over my eyes finally, no haircut in sight. I think it will be badass complimented by a full beard :p

I have thick hair which none of the rest of my family has. Muttonchops I would so rock. In fact, I would get a really terrible haircut to compliment them. I'd get a mohawk and muttonchops.