Heh. Remeber that time i got SOOO drunk i got banned for a day? These are pictures i took on the night. My brother pushed me into a table that night :/

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/_HeAvYArMs_/Picture060.jpg[/url]

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Well it helps that you guys can see someone like me and your first reaction won't be "Oh god, get it away!"

Even at a fairly liberal school like mine, I'm the weird one. I wear shades all the time, mostly because flourescent lights give me a headache. I have a trench coat that makes me look like a hitman. I have a very black sense of humor, and a weird voice.

For some guys, it's easy to make a good first impression. For some of us, the going's a little rougher.

Steerpike, at least you make an effort. Eventually, things will pan out, especially if you continue on in university.

I just don't like people. Outside of my living center at uni, I was an anonymous face, which is something I wanted, especially at a medium-sized school like I attend. I got along with one girl in my living center, but everyone else was either too self-conceited or bitchy or annoying as hell.

To be honest, I don't think I set too high of standards for friends or anything, but people can be so braindead, it can be irritating.

And I absolutely hate people who spill their guts to you, and then expect you to do the same. Hello, you're a complete stranger to me at university, stop doing it. But they never listen.

And I hate going through games of twenty questions with people at uni.

Bah. It's summer. I'm home. Forget it.

I'm really a jerk in person to people, and it's probably shined through on here, no doubt.

But it's what I want, so I'm fine with that.

This is where I would explain with stories, but I'll just jump in to the conversation when I have something to add. Obviously, I can't comment on topics like this, heh.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Wow, I had no idea you were a virgin...[/QUOTE]

Sure I am. :)

It's a condition that's subject to change, and besides, I'm having a great time getting good at everything else.

[url]http://tinypic.com/5wyo3t[/url]

That's what I look like.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]The photo doesn't have my aura of spookiness.[/QUOTE]

Haha, you think you look spooky? The way you talk I was expected an un-showered-in-two-years mat of hair covering a face with more craters than the moon. You look good! There's no way that you won't get someone, man, trust me.

Meh, trench coats generally scare people, but you know, it will all work out man. It did for me, ATM and Ray, so it will.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan][url]http://tinypic.com/5wyo3t[/url]

That's what I look like.[/QUOTE]

No wonder girls go crazy for you. You're a dextrous hand. ;)

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan][url]http://tinypic.com/5wyo3t[/url]

That's what I look like.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I know this guy that looks exactly like you. Weird.

[url]http://tinypic.com/5wyo9w[/url]

The picture I am working on. I'm getting better, I think.

Well, I think the shades and the trenchcoat are what really creeps people out.

/obviousness

[QUOTE=lunch998]Wow, I know this guy that looks exactly like you. Weird.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Whoops, uploaded the wrong pic.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Well, I think the shades and the trenchcoat are what really creeps people out.

/obviousness[/QUOTE]

No ****. Strange thing is, a friend of mine wears a trench coat and shades a lot too, but nobody has a problem with him. Of course, it helps everyone who isn't friends with him knows him already as Scottie K on the campus radio.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]And I absolutely hate people who spill their guts to you, and then expect you to do the same. Hello, you're a complete stranger to me at university, stop doing it. But they never listen.[/QUOTE]

I understand how that's annoying (it even happens to me in high school sometimes), but it seems like some people doing that are just making an effort to get to know you. You don't have to give your whole life story back to them, just make conversation.

prom king refl

[url]http://tinypic.com/5wyp2g[/url]

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan][url]http://tinypic.com/5wyo9w[/url]

The picture I am working on. I'm getting better, I think.[/QUOTE]

Nice, is that charcoal?

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me angry after my mom gave me a gay *** haircut for my friends barmitzvah

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me and my ex at the barmitzvah

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pic of me playing/singing

^that was with my crapocaster, my explorer was at my friends house because we were jamming earlier that day. (that's also my old amp)

Lol ATM, im missing my Prom to see Maiden. And there were several girls there who wanted to have sex with me :(

But Kath would be pissed off.

[url]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/letmypeopleho/P1010393.jpg[/url]

That's me, but it's like zoomed in for some reason.

[QUOTE=lunch998]Nice, is that charcoal?[/QUOTE]

Yea, it looks weird because I took a picture of it with my webcam. It looks better when you actually see it.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]prom king refl

[url]http://tinypic.com/5wyp2g[/url][/QUOTE]

God, that's so gay. :p

[QUOTE=AH]But it's what I want, so I'm fine with that.[/QUOTE]

Why?

And honestly Steerpike, I know guys dumber and uglier than you who have landed women. Keep ya head up.

[QUOTE=FretShredder12][url]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/fretshredder12/f8c52751.jpg[/url]
me angry after my mom gave me a gay *** haircut for my friends barmitzvah

[url]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/fretshredder12/5ecb3dfa.bmp[/url]
me and my ex at the barmitzvah

[url]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/fretshredder12/0067359f.jpg[/url]
pic of me playing/singing[/QUOTE]

What are you, like, 10?

Lol... Jewish.

[QUOTE=lunch998]I understand how that's annoying (it even happens to me in high school sometimes), but it seems like some people doing that are just making an effort to get to know you. You don't have to give your whole life story back to them, just make conversation.[/QUOTE]

I understand your point; however, there was this girl (I've written this story a couple times here, I think) who gave me her whole friggin' life story over the course of two hours. Her mom died when she was little, she suffers from depression and ADHD, her dad and her rarely speak, she's not a great student, blah blah blah blah blah. Anyways, I just sat and listened to her, but I didn't say anything. And she probably secretly was all pissed that I didn't tell her anything interesting. I just don't like the idea of telling seriously messed up people my personal thoughts.

And I'm not a psychologist or a doctor. Go talk to them about your problems. I don't care. That entire conversation was about an hour and forty-five minutes too long. But I was nice and sat and listened. I tried tutoring her, but she still couldn't get it because she would get bored because of her ADHD. I tried cheering her up, but she never was appreciative of me walking across campus to her living center, trying to help her, whatever, who gives a shi[font=]t.[/font]

She dropped out of school, and I haven't spoken to her in months. I don't plan on doing so.

I don't think anyone thinks he's dumb.

AH: Ok, that would annoy me a lot too.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]God, that's so gay. :p

[/QUOTE]

They gave me the da[size=2]mn[/size] crown, I should wear it once in awhile :)

[QUOTE=Illmatic]What are you, like, 10?[/QUOTE]
13

[QUOTE]lol....Jewish[/QUOTE]
wrong if you're calling me jewish. i am a christian

[QUOTE=Illmatic]
And honestly Steerpike, I know guys dumber and uglier than you who have landed women. Keep ya head up.[/QUOTE]

I agree with this dude. Your time will come. I found someone that appreciates me for who i am, i drunken clout who is so obsessed with manga that he is writing a ten minute Black Metal epic entitled 'The Leaves Of Kanoha.'

[QUOTE=Illmatic]And honestly Steerpike, I know guys dumber and uglier than you who have landed women. Keep ya head up.[/QUOTE]

Well at least I'm aware of my problems. I have to convince people that I'm always aloof, it's not that I find them boring. I'm also so weird. I seek out all things esoteric with passion and fervor. There aren't many women in the world who would be terribly impressed with my knowledge of Egyption mythology, cryptozoology, or werewolf lore.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Well at least I'm aware of my problems. I have to convince people that I'm always aloof, it's not that I find them boring. I'm also so weird. I seek out all things esoteric with passion and fervor. There aren't many women in the world who would be terribly impressed with my knowledge of Egyption mythology, cryptozoology, or werewolf lore.[/QUOTE]
It's really weird though because you seem like the type that could easily start up a conversation. Actually I'm more surprised that you don't have a significant other now that I saw your pic.

And what the **** is cryptozoology?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Well at least I'm aware of my problems. I have to convince people that I'm always aloof, it's not that I find them boring. I'm also so weird. I seek out all things esoteric with passion and fervor. There aren't many women in the world who would be terribly impressed with my knowledge of Egyption mythology, cryptozoology, or werewolf lore.[/QUOTE]

Dont you see? I am exactly the shame as you. All i know is that in episodes 49-52 of Naruto Rock Lee and Gaara fought for their place in the final round of the Chunnin exams, and inevitably Rock Lee lost.

The only difference is, i have confidence. I dont see my interests as downfalls, i see them as me. Thats what you have to do.