[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;13311907]Hahahahaha. Weed is awesome.[/QUOTE]

Best post you've ever made.

I drank a lot last night...a lot. I woke up in a house off campus and I had no idea where I was. I just got back to the dorm and showered like half an hour ago.

Messed up night. :amaze:

-Gav

Gav go to youth attacks last show tonight. at 5 30 qvcc

i hate my job. modern life is war - young man blues makes me feel better though.

FIVE FOUR THREE TWO W[size=2]H[/size]AT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13314694]Best post you've ever made.

I drank a lot last night...a lot. I woke up in a house off campus and I had no idea where I was. I just got back to the dorm and showered like half an hour ago.

Messed up night. :amaze:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

I had a very similar night. Only I knew the off campus house I was sleeping in :p

[QUOTE=Converge#12;13315239]Gav go to youth attacks last show tonight. at 5 30 qvcc[/QUOTE]

Or I could go to the house party that's gonna have 5 kegs and tons and tons of college girls.

Luxor: Haha, we rule.

-Gav

I have to work tomorrow morning really early. Which sucks because I'm apparently missing a keggar that has hired a stripper who will mud wrestle any girl that volunteers.

Someone better be taking pictures, haha.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13316163]Or I could go to the house party that's gonna have 5 kegs and tons and tons of college girls.

Luxor: Haha, we rule.

-Gav[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is funny.

[QUOTE=Luxor;13316533]I have to work tomorrow morning really early. Which sucks because I'm apparently missing a keggar that has hired a stripper who will mud wrestle any girl that volunteers.

Someone better be taking pictures, haha.[/QUOTE]

And then post them here!

Gav any girls yet eh eh

THE TRAIN IS CATCHING UP
KEEP ON RUNNING- DON'T LOOK BAC[size=2]K[/size]

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13318752]Gav any girls yet eh eh[/QUOTE]

Let's hope so.

[QUOTE=Arrakakaka;13318187]Your avatar is funny.[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13318752]Gav any girls yet eh eh[/QUOTE]

Yeah, a lot. I've hooked up with a few girls. I IMed Neeshee and Ash when I was getting head from this chick. She was under my desk in my room while I was on my laptop, much like I am right now..

I know no one's going to believe me but I swear it's 100% true.

I was actually posting on here. It was like 4-5 days ago.

-Gav

I believe you Gav.

Ahahaha. Gav.. thats so..
um i have no words for you.

If anything people have to give him props for multitasking abilities.

If i was that chick, I would feel offended and stop. Seriously, shes trying to suck you off, give her some attention while shes doing it.

Dude, Gav if you can handle those tasks you should be like the guy who got sucked off and told to hack into the US Military at the beginning of [I]Swordfish[/I].

[QUOTE=whiteminority;13320601]Dude, Gav if you can handle those tasks you should be like the guy who got sucked off and told to hack into the US Military at the beginning of [I]Swordfish[/I].[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Hey gice, [i]The Wire[/i] just recently started season 4, and season 5 is already sure to happen, which makes me happy.

That sounds um.
romantic.

Excuse me, but how romantic can putting a penis into a mouth back and forth in the attempt to ejaculate into said mouth be?

Yeah, but like I said, at least show some appreciation.

Hey Farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh[size=2]i[/size]t on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Shenanigans?

OOOOOOOOH

I seriously love that movie.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/doncaballero[/url] - Good Pittsburgh band

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13320463]
Yeah, a lot. I've hooked up with a few girls. I IMed Neeshee and Ash when I was getting head from this chick. She was under my desk in my room while I was on my laptop, much like I am right now..

I know no one's going to believe me but I swear it's 100% true.

I was actually posting on here. It was like 4-5 days ago.

-Gav[/QUOTE]
nice

[QUOTE=cobert;13320817]OOOOOOOOH

I seriously love that movie.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/doncaballero[/url] - Good Pittsburgh band[/QUOTE]
Hell yeah. ****ing love don cab.

Probably the only band I like that has come from around here.

[QUOTE=cobert;13320582]If i was that chick, I would feel offended and stop. Seriously, shes trying to suck you off, give her some attention while shes doing it.[/QUOTE]

Dude, we were hooking up and then I was like, "OK, I think we should stop here" because I just met the girl. Then she was like, "But I wanna give you head" and I was like, "Well...I'm going on my laptop for a second" and she was like, "OK, I'll do it then."

She wasn't even drunk, either; only like 2-3 shots in.

So yeah, it was all on her plate, not mine.

[QUOTE=Jessizzle;13320618]That sounds um.
romantic.[/QUOTE]

Oral is never romantic. Come on (no pun intended).

-Gav

Don't smoke
Don't drink
Don't ****
At least I can ****ing think!

Sure Shot says:
the stripper came, and she actually mud wrestled random girls
Sure Shot says:
it was straight out of old school

lolz

no pictures though, unfortunately.

has anyone seen the seinfeld about mixing pleasures.

george costanza is a genius. gav is just a poser of george

I never liked Seinfeld. I guess I don't get it, or something.

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass;13321143]Dude, we were hooking up and then I was like, "OK, I think we should stop here" because I just met the girl. Then she was like, "But I wanna give you head" and I was like, "Well...I'm going on my laptop for a second" and she was like, "OK, I'll do it then."

She wasn't even drunk, either; only like 2-3 shots in.

So yeah, it was all on her plate, not mine.



Oral is never romantic. Come on (no pun intended).

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Wow, looks like you scored that one SINGLE handedly!

bah dum chah!

Am I illa than a natural born killa??

[QUOTE=BuddyBigsby;13321874]Wow, looks like you scored that one SINGLE handedly!

bah dum chah![/QUOTE]

ZING!

[QUOTE=BuddyBigsby;13321874]Wow, looks like you scored that one SINGLE handedly!

bah dum chah![/QUOTE]

Yep.

-Gav

Hey, if you ever need a hand let me know.

With the ladies I mean.

all you need to do is get a scene cut and play hot cross all the time.

they'll line up at your door



sup dudes? went to homecoming dance yesterday. it was fun kinda. i elbowed some b'itch in the tit whilst dancin it up in the middle of the mass of people. she gave the most offended look. it was funny. i went to play a prank on a girl i'm friends with so i went up and started grinding with her but then i realized it wasn't her. i continued anyways though.

eh

[QUOTE=BuddyBigsby;13322798]Hey, if you ever need a hand let me know.

With the ladies I mean.[/QUOTE]

Another? ZING!