[QUOTE=adb;18740827][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xlk3v.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:lol:

i vant to suck your blood

I sleep in a coffin

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18740861]like, a cdr

dont get mad son

hes into noise

he just axed for it and stuff[/QUOTE]

is this split between you two srs or tongue in cheek troll

my ass hurts feels like I had a thousand dicks shoved up there

yo haz say something about the beatles (captcha)

was listening to [I]Revolution[/I] earlier on

it makes me wonder if conservatism was as annoying in the 60's

[QUOTE=Haz;18740928]my ass hurts feels like I had a thousand dicks shoved up there[/QUOTE]

sequentially or all at once

'Sup?

Went out with friends last night. Before we had to catch the night bus home at 4am we figured we could get some shots of tequila. My mate's ex gf puked almost immediately after just one shot, lol.

[QUOTE=Haz;18740928]my ass hurts feels like I had a thousand dicks shoved up there[/QUOTE]

lol, why?

[QUOTE=kitsch;18740937]sequentially or all at once[/QUOTE]

get this

five at a time

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18740939]lol, why?[/QUOTE]

strain like fuck on the toilet whenever I drink :o

Sucksss.

Too much coffee is usually worse for me than beer.

i had to take a monster shit yesterday too

i was grunting and groaning on the toilet, i even broke a light sweat on my forehead

gf kept asking,"everything comin out ok?"

My shit is usually extremely soft-ish, but not yet diarrhoea-like, from all the coffee (and beer, I guess).

sup bros

dont remember much about yesterday other than playing halo reach all night

don't remember anything from the past two days except dropping acid and losing all my shit

i'd just like to jump in from like three pages ago to say that the shining fucking rocks

git wit da timez bruh

best movie ever is hotel monterey

sup homies?

this dude got way too fucking drunk last night, apparently came home at like 4 am and started drunk dialing people lol.

[I]lol[/I]

left "please rep dipset, you have no clue how drunk i am, mumble mumble" on my guitarist's voicemail

best movie is probably we bought a zoo

i thought the zookeeper but maybe i got all these zoo movies messed up

where's zoolander on this list

can't believe how much I just pooped

zoo movies are the only good movies

watching this movie amreeka on sundance

basically some palestinian immigrant smokes pot with his relative so far.
why am i not surprised that sundance is showing this

wow cool amazing tell us more

thatm ovie has maeby funke in it

[QUOTE=adb;18741251]wow cool amazing tell us more[/QUOTE]

Okay so this woman divorces her husband and takes herself and her son Fadi to rural Illinois and there they run into really blown-up stereotypical post-9/11shit and the mother wants to lose weight and the son smokes pot and goes all rebellious and the aunt goes nuts with trying to make their house their home country and there's this whit woman who I don't know who she is because I went to make a turkey melt but I don't care because it's just background noise at this point.

[QUOTE=robertsona;18741252]thatm ovie has maeby funke in it[/QUOTE]

wow cool amazing tell us more