I'm watching Family Fued, and it has wrestlers.

Has anybody seen the Family Fued episode with Guided By Voices? I thought it was great.

Dammit. So many mistakes today. I attempted to eat soup with a fork non-intentionally today. I felt like a dork after that.

speaking of utensils i cannot figure out the gender of the person next to me in my drawing class.

Just ask.

that is an awkward question to ask.

Who gives a damn? Awkwardness is fun.

I'll demonstrate...

Are you guys circumsized?

of course. who likes sand in their foreskin?

No, I have all of my natural maleness left.

i want a larger avatar

does anyone know if They Might Be Giants do the ads for the Dunkin' Donuts commercial? Because it sure sounds like them.

[QUOTE=_Mote_;13732401]Are you guys circumsized?[/QUOTE]
Here's more awkwardness - I actually don't know, because I'm completely unaware of what an uncircumcized penis and a circumsized penis look like, and I've never cared enough to check.

[QUOTE=Iai;13733388]Here's more awkwardness - I actually don't know, because I'm completely unaware of what an uncircumcized penis and a circumsized penis look like, and I've never cared enough to check.[/QUOTE]
does jimmy have a hood?

...

Google ftw!

Define 'hood'.

Edit:
[QUOTE=Iai;13733388]I've never cared enough to check.[/QUOTE]
What, did you think I was gonna check by asking some random guy whether he was circumcized, and then asking him to get his knob out?

skin that covers the head of the penis when not erect

[QUOTE=_Mote_;13732085]Teachers tend to be bragatious when they're good at things, because god knows how little they are good at, and they feal the need to emulate it as much as humanly possible to show how cool they are and make themselves seem hip.

But I degress...[/QUOTE]

yeah, teachers are pretty detrimental to society. same with the police.


man.

[QUOTE=Electrocution;13733431]skin that covers the head of the penis when not erect[/QUOTE]
So my parents definitely aren't secret Jews. Thanks for clearing this up for me.

NP: Prussian Blue

[QUOTE=Iai;13733486]So my parents definitely aren't secret Jews. Thanks for clearing this up for me.

NP: Prussian Blue[/QUOTE]
lol @ both

"Most of the songs on the second album lack the racial and nationalist overtones of Fragment of the Future and are about more mainstream subject matter, like boys, crushes, and dating."

That's the best sentence ever on Wikipedia.

i heard their dad left the movement...guess moms is still a hater though.

I can almost forgive the girls because they've so obviously been brought up with that brainwashing. It's the same logic that allows me to be friends wioth Catholics.

But yeah, the mum's a sick ****.

Is your penis all pink on the end, or is it normal skin?

If pink, you are circumsized, if skinny, then non-circumsized.

And you're welcome...

The entire family/community is sick

i thought we already solved this mystery (@ mote)

edit: but for some reason this makes me think of that family/church that did all the "thank god for dead soldiers" **** because they think that god is angry because of gay people and what not. even sean hannity #1 coward killer was bewildered.

i'm going to download some prussian blue

and blast it on a boombox at school

so i just looked up prussian blue on wikipedia.

holy ****.

Heh, go for it.

buncha hotties rite?

NO! AND YOU'RE SICK!

just wait until they hit puberty

speaking of hotties i just listened to the entire limp wrist discog in one sitting. imma go rail some dudes.

yay?

Prussian Blue is weird and sad.

speaking of hotties, I am looking at Britney Spear's new pics as we speak.

You guys know what I mean by [I]new[/I] pics rite?*winks*

pictures of beached whales?

pics of her cigar humidifier if you no wat i mean

floppy beef curtains?

yup, the old meat drapes

Gross.

we're talking about vaginas

it is kind of gross because of the scar hehehe.