everyday iz 420 in [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][I]~*~outer space~*~[/I][/COLOR] lol:smoke:

Well like, I was having my ex girlfriend, in which I still have feelings for, stay the night with me. We originally went to see Toxic Holocaust live, but when we got to the venue there were no bands I recognized. We go back to this big house where there's my dead mom and family, and It turns out my ex and this new girls who's crushing on me are now sleeping in my bed together. The whole time I'm there my ex is texting some guy and it's driving me nuts.

Then I take a drive out of my neighborhood, going really fast, and immediately am pulled over my a black cop that gives me a ticket for $10 dollars after I explain to him my situation. The next thing I remember is seeing dead Christian zombies leaving a chapel next to my car, and they're being led by this ultra-dead, super pale priest who's just treading through the woods. Well, for some reason I yell at the Christian zombies, and the priest turns towards me and they all start invading my car.

I tell the cop what's happening and he just tells me to calm down and that he'll arrest me if I continue to act insane. Well, I end up ditching the cop and I'm being chased back to my house by Christian zombies and a black policeman. When I get back to my house it's just like a nuclear wasteland with gasmasks everywhere and my whole family is dead.

i was glad to wake up.

elite dream

You're not with that girl anymore?

And, I used to get chased a lot in my dreams haha.

Elite dream.

EDIT: ****, beat.

yeah getting chased in dreams sucks because you're always moving really slow.

and no im not. its her birthday today too. im thinking of texting her and wishing her a happy birthday, but i probably won't.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17255068]Elite dream.

EDIT: ****, beat.[/QUOTE]

heil

That's too too elite of a dream. Ive only had one dream of zombies and it was just people I knew with yellow paint poured all over their bodies trying to **** with people.

I've never had a zombie dream, but I did have a cannibal dream once.

And in addition to that, I still have a 15-year-old girl after me. I've been kind of perpetuating her crush because I don't like hurting girls really, but I think it's time I tell her to leave me the hell alone.

I used to have zombie apocalypse dreams at least once a month. Haven't in a while though.

I've never had one :(

You're always being chased by chicks, Austin. I bet it's the jew hair :(

[QUOTE=masscows;17255094]I used to have zombie apocalypse dreams at least once a month. Haven't in a while though.[/QUOTE]

hey man, think you missed my question a couple of days ago in the death heads thread. If it's me, my bad then.

anyway, where does your avatar come from?

the guy who cut my hair was like a gay justin long on steroids. he didnt even listen to what i wanted to do, he basically just cut my hair all off while watching himself flex in the mirror the entire time. he probably thought i wouldn't notice since i had my glasses off but oh i noticed.

Once, back when I was probably still a Jesusfreak, I had a dream where these two priests impaled Jesus' corpse and brought him back to life, mad creepy.

[QUOTE=Txus;17255098]You're always being chased by chicks, Austin. I bet it's the jew hair :([/QUOTE]

that and my eyes. every girl has an obsession with my eyes

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17255103]the guy who cut my hair was like a gay justin long on steroids. he didnt even listen to what i wanted to do, he basically just cut my hair all off while watching himself flex in the mirror the entire time. he probably thought i wouldn't notice since i had my glasses off but oh i noticed.[/QUOTE]

lol

I'm surprised you're not obsessed with your own eyes tbh

attn ppl: ur dreams arent interesting dont post about them

Dreams are interesting.

maybe if u smoke rox

i have a reoccurring dream that theres this dock that goes into like the center of the atlantic ocean and for some reason me and my brother and his girlfriend are burn running down it in his girlfriend's car

and then we like just drive off the dock, and the car drifts under water to the base of some island and we coast onto the beach

i dont know what the **** is up with me but that dream is awesome

where are the pix of u and ur gook, justin? srsly bro, i want pix of both of u at chillis

Mappy: pretentious dream

Dreams are really interesting if you're the one that had them

caring is a challenge otherwise, unless there's sex or zombies.

I never dream.

[QUOTE=Txus;17255123]Mappy: pretentious dream[/QUOTE]
i guess? i think it just shows how pathetically my life revolves around weed

i also find i only have that dream if i go to bed after smoking a bowl

i generally dream about being like, stumbling passed out drunk if i go to bed drunk too

I dream mostly about swinging from a tree and eating bananas with my feet.

I seriously almost never remember my dreams, it sux.

spic brains are only capable of remembering what beans they ate last night and to not use condoms

lol

and menudo lyrics

Hey, don't **** with Menudo :(

Ricky Martin was da ****

[IMG]http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/menudo.jpg[/IMG]

so much hot latin ***

[QUOTE=Stormrider;17255100]hey man, think you missed my question a couple of days ago in the death heads thread. If it's me, my bad then.

anyway, where does your avatar come from?[/QUOTE]

it's morgoth vs. fingolfin

goregoth vs. slamgolfin

there were so many used cliteater albums for sale today it didnt make any sense

I've been sitting here trying to come up with a good "used clit" joke but it's just not happening

yeah bad avatars itt..

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17255295]yeah bad avatars itt..[/QUOTE]backed