i smoke the dick.

[QUOTE=seamantis;16112548]Did it go well?[/QUOTE]

well like there was no hooking up and tbh if it were to have happened i really dont know where or when it would have happened because there were no rooms at the first party and we were only at the second party for like nine minutes or something and then she spent the night there cuz it was a bunch of her friends and it was really late so.. yeah. BUT at one point we had to check the bus schedule so we used this guys laptop and we saw he had google earth so we went toeach others houses and talked about stuff and made plans to drink by this pond near her house over the summer which was pretty cute and all but other than that, i got nothin

speaking of smoking things in my dream last night and stuff i dreamt that someone offered all of us a joint of mescalin and i passed it on the first time it came to me but the next time i was like **** it and i got real high and looked through this ipod for good stuff to listen to but i couldnt find anyhting except radiohead which was okay

You can't even smoke mescaline.

w/e

i smoke the blues as well

I don't really smoke.

thats good

I tried smoking and it didn't feel good.

it helps me write

What do you write?

I tried smoking because this girl I liked smokes and it was terrible.

Smokers are jokers.

So he probably writes comedy.

I'm just gonna shoot you hopeless fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]ks in the lungs.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16113808]I tried smoking because this girl I liked smokes and it was terrible.[/QUOTE]

yeah, I dunno how anyone smokes a cigarette and is like "this is so awesome, I wanna do it for the rest of my life even though it will pretty much guarantee my chances of dying of cancer"

Smoke weed. I'm supposed to smoke salvia with my friend, for this movie he is making, but I think it would be a bad idea to do salvia for the first time in front of a camera.

Why do peoples smoke?

Teenage lust, pretty colors, powerful addictives apparently.

i dont get all the hate. if you dont want to smoke, dont. plus its not like i smoke every day, i only smoke like 2 cigarettes a month.

I smoke while on breaks at work and sometimes at school. Its relaxing to just take a walk with a cigarette and think.

[QUOTE=Robert Crumb;16113847]Teenage lust, pretty colors, powerful addictives apparently.[/QUOTE]

Cigarettes.

[QUOTE=Anxious;16113895]I smoke while on breaks at work and sometimes at school. Its relaxing to just take a walk with a cigarette and think.[/QUOTE]

It's also relaxing to just walk and think. You don't have to smoke, bro!

My mother died from cigarettes is what. They had a blood alcohol content of 1.4

Bleep bloops, they had to scrape my mothers brains offa rain-slick cement, smeared like peanut butter and jam across Broadway and 5th. That's what cigarettes do

[QUOTE=bleep_bloop;16113852]i dont get all the hate. if you dont want to smoke, dont. plus its not like i smoke every day, i only smoke like 2 cigarettes a month.[/QUOTE]

What is the point?

anxious captured why i smoke in a nutshell. no more questiosn.

I successfully quit smoking.

[QUOTE=A Dead Modernist;16113824]Smoke weed. I'm supposed to smoke salvia with my friend, for this movie he is making, but I think it would be a bad idea to do salvia for the first time in front of a camera.[/QUOTE]

actually, that would be a really good idea

**** weed man

it's a bad idea because you always end up looking like an idiot when you smoke that stuff

No but really cigarettes are great

I like Jones Soda pop, it sure is great.

I like weed and cigarettes.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;16113964]it's a bad idea because you always end up looking like an idiot when you smoke that stuff[/QUOTE]

that's what i'm afraid of

[QUOTE=pulseczar;16113964]it's a bad idea because you always end up looking like an idiot when you smoke that stuff[/QUOTE]

no

that is why it is a good idea

see the reason it is a good idea is because when you smoke salvia (i did it once and had a pretty bad experience) you totally depart from reality and the present. you totally forget about salvia and about the friends youre with and what you did that day and what youre doing that night, like it's all gone for about 20 minutes... for me it was like time stopped and i was in limbo and it felt like i was going to be there forever and it was really depressing, and i can't really explain what i was seeing... it was like everything was a pinwheel and it was all black but these little gaps of images , i don't even know what those images were it was just really really weird and i would like to know what i looked like and actually did and/or said in that time like from a real 3rd person perspective. it would be totally worth it to have that experience and then go back and see what you ACTUALLY were doing. it would be funny as hell. also soram wtf does **** weed hav eto do with anything

I like coffee and cigarettes

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16113975]I like Jones Soda pop, it sure is great.[/QUOTE]

green apple is the best. i have fond memories of drinking green apple soda in the hot tub with my friends over the summer and we had a massive tub of utz cheese balls that we had floating in the tub and would push around to each other lol

thats pretty nasty

what the **** are you talking about it was legendary you piece of green apple ****

Yeah, I'm just imagining them cheese balls dissolving and dudes all floating in tepid orange bubbling water.

coffee, god, and cigarettes are all that I need
it's all that I need just to break this routine
coffee, god, and cigarettes are all that you need
they're all that you need just to be as free as me