[QUOTE=Illmatic]While we're talking about the all-time most douchebag-y comments to girls...[/QUOTE]

Im kind of an as[SIZE=2]shole[/SIZE] but i dont really care cause its highschool and im not gonna see any of these people anymore in a year.

Once i told a girl her mom was a million times hotter than her and that she should stop trying cause she would never be as hot as her, and if i had a chance id bang her mom right in front of her.

Another time this girl was trying to sell these school spirit rubber bands at my lunch table, and i was like "Get away you fat sh[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE] you are ruining my appetite.

Ive done other stuff too i just cant really remember.

[QUOTE=Metal_Head_617]If I was in that theater with you, that would have been me. I love making funny comments during movies.[/QUOTE]


It was even funnier when everyone finally stopped laughing, this fag(Yes, a real fag) said "God, shut up" <Insert gay hand gesture here>

Funny story about that fag- One day, I was sitting in my chem class, and he was in there. I think we were taking an Ion quiz or something, and his phone started ringing. The ring tone was none other than Kelly Clarkston's "Since You've Been Gone."

:lol: Even my chem teacher had a good laugh.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
:lol: Even my chem teacher had a good laugh.[/QUOTE]

Once my like 65 year old bio teachers phone starting ringing, and the ringtone was 50-Cent - In the Club. The whole class was cracking up. Shes still a bitch though.

Well, this isn't really an arsey comment, but more of an arsey rumor. Last year, there was this girl who transferred from some christian school to my school, and she was a fairly unsightly girl. Me and my friend started this rumor that she had balls. It was more of a joke than a rumor, because, I mean..wtf she couldn't have balls! But anyways, we would just say lots of things about it. Like in dodgeball, we would say stuff like 'AIM LOW, YOU'LL MAKE HER CRY.' She got flashed by this guy last year, and I guess she started crying or something when he did it, and someone asked me 'why did she cry?' I responded with "He had a bigger pair than her."

/goes to hell

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Well, this isn't really an arsey comment, but more of an arsey rumor. Last year, there was this girl who transferred from some christian school to my school, and she was a fairly unsightly girl. Me and my friend started this rumor that she had balls. It was more of a joke than a rumor, because, I mean..wtf she couldn't have balls! But anyways, we would just say lots of things about it. Like in dodgeball, we would say stuff like 'AIM LOW, YOU'LL MAKE HER CRY.' She got flashed by this guy last year, and I guess she started crying or something when he did it, and someone asked me 'why did she cry?' I responded with "He had a bigger pair than her."

/goes to hell[/QUOTE]

:lol: What an as[size=2]s[/size]hole.

Hi thread. Wrote a song with band mate today. Came home. Watched Team America. Fell asleep. Got online. Saw this. Thought about terrible things I've done to others. Realizes mine aren't funny, just terrible. Goes to bed guilty.

I lied. I have one good one.

I was at some part with a bunch of people I really didn't like. We were all standing around in a circle and this really defensive gay kid was standing there across the circle. When there was a strange silence (for I forget why), I commented that "Martin, when you stand like that, you look like a faggot."

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Hi thread. Wrote a song with band mate today. Came home. Watched Team America. Fell asleep. Got online. Saw this. Thought about terrible things I've done to others. Realizes mine aren't funny, just terrible. Goes to bed guilty.

I lied. I have one good one.

I was at some part with a bunch of people I really didn't like. We were all standing around in a circle and this really defensive gay kid was standing there across the circle. When there was a strange silence (for I forget why), I commented that "Martin, when you stand like that, you look like a faggot."[/QUOTE]

Hey aren't you supposed to be voting for Sean Malone right about now?

EDIT: That was quick.

Ha. First vote.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Hi thread. Wrote a song with band mate today. Came home. Watched Team America. Fell asleep. Got online. Saw this. Thought about terrible things I've done to others. Realizes mine aren't funny, just terrible. Goes to bed guilty.

I lied. I have one good one.

I was at some part with a bunch of people I really didn't like. We were all standing around in a circle and this really defensive gay kid was standing there across the circle. When there was a strange silence (for I forget why), I commented that "Martin, when you stand like that, you look like a faggot."[/QUOTE]


:p I have one about silences.

I was at this hangout party at one of my girly friend's houses and there was this silence. Then someone said "you know what they say, every seven minutes, there's a silence in the conversation."

Me-"No. only when you're here. di[B][I][/I][/B]ck."

Man. I must be the crowning as[B][I][/I][/B]shole of all time. :p

EDIT: Malone vote as well.

So I decided today that this summer is going to be my "Summer of love". Love probably as in the drugs, but hopefully women too.

[QUOTE=Bash.org]<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section[/QUOTE]

refl. Bash owns.

I just saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Sooooooo many double entendres. Pretty funny. Recommended.

I needed a laugh since I have to go back into surgery tomorrow :(

Go see it.

I'm still on drugs :(

I hate taking six pills a day.

/waits for someone to fix my post with "I'm still on drugs :)" and "I hate taking sex pills a day."

LOLOCEROS.

Come on, you know Yogi or Jelle would do something like that.

Why are you surgerizing?

What are you having surgery for, Jom?

I've been absent from this thread for ages. :p

:eek: It's Vince! Where've you been as of late?

Eh, home...working. Summer is over glamourized.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Eh, home...working. Summer is over glamourized.[/QUOTE]

As is English-English spelling when you're an American. :p

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum = best ever. Downloads in the forced listening thread.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]As is English-English spelling when you're an American. :p

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum = best ever. Downloads in the forced listening thread.[/QUOTE]
The fact that I'm spelling correctly still is testament to...something

What kinda stuff is it Dancin' Man?

I'll check it out tomorrow. It's rather late here, and I'll be going shortly. :D

just wierd. Imagine a Patton avant-garde metal band minus Patton but with an equally good vocalist.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]It's 11:00, sissy.

Even though I'm going soon.

/hypocrite.[/QUOTE]

For those of us who have to work at 5:30, it's a tad late. :angry:

Hehe

[QUOTE=madeyadams]It's 11:00, sissy.

Even though I'm going soon.

/hypocrite.[/QUOTE]

11:00? Where? It's 2:00 here :\

Well there's three hours difference between the coasts.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Well there's three hours difference between the coasts.[/QUOTE]

2, 1, and 12?

1 AM here. Yay.

Hello all.

[QUOTE=Otherside]2, 1, and 12?[/QUOTE]

What? :-/

Weekends suck. I get to go to the library tommorow though. And I go on vacation. Excitement.

[QUOTE=Bartender]What? :-/[/QUOTE]

Three time zones, western|central| eastern.
12:00 | 1:00 | 2:00

Am I going insane?

[QUOTE=Otherside]
Three time zones, western|central| eastern.
12:00 | 1:00 | 2:00

Am I going insane?[/QUOTE]

I thought, for example, if it was 9pm eastern, then it's 8pm central, and 6pm.

EDIT: madey's sorted us out, I think.

4 times in America.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]There are 4 time zones you guys.

Pacific, Mountain, Central, Eastern.[/QUOTE]

It's too late, I am stupid.

Ignore me, I'm going to bed.