So a guy walks into a bar with a piece of assphault under his arm, walks up the the bartender and says:

"Can I have a beer............and 1 for the road"

lawlawlawl

[QUOTE=Nihongo]A dog took a ****?!

[size=7]ofck[/size][/QUOTE]
Youns is so lame, I swear down



Dan: :lol:

I kill spam. Spam die.


OT: troof

[QUOTE=Daniel K]So a guy walks into a bar with a piece of assphault under his arm, walks up the the bartender and says:

"Can I have a beer............and 1 for the road"

lawlawlawl[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=overturned]
Nintendogs?[/QUOTE]

no, i have that already :lol:

its a game where you are a surgeon/doctor, and have to perform surgeries and sew up patients with the touch screen + stylus. Apparently its an extremely rare, out of print game. The only place i can find it is ebay

lololololololololololololololol

Now watching : Spinal Tap (again)

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

[QUOTE=Sad But True]lololololololololololololololol

Now watching : Spinal Tap (again)[/QUOTE]
now watching:

netherlands - argentina :thumb:

[QUOTE=Sad But True]lololololololololololololololol

Now watching : Spinal Tap (again)[/QUOTE]
best moovee evar.

two fish in a tank, one says to the other
"how do you drive this thing?"

[QUOTE=overturned]Nah, I've put em up, they've been there for a few days now, I only just got confirmation

[url]http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZoverturnedQQhtZ-1[/url]



[/QUOTE]

cool. damn. those prices seem so cheap.

pwn.

Nice to see a community making its return :thumb:

Seeing Satriani tomorrow, should be a great gig; although i'm not looking foward to a 4 hour drive, sitting down for another 3 hours, then another 4 hour drive back.

If the circulation to my legs gets cut off, and I have an unfortuante occurance of gangrene; i'm calling in some favours (aka. blood donors)

metal jonus,
where did you get that tab for that andy timmons song/ do yu have it for powertabs.
thanks

I had a dream I was Catholic

[QUOTE=Echleon]Nice to see a community making its return :thumb:

Seeing Satriani tomorrow, should be a great gig; although i'm not looking foward to a 4 hour drive, sitting down for another 3 hours, then another 4 hour drive back.

If the circulation to my legs gets cut off, and I have an unfortuante occurance of gangrene; i'm calling in some favours (aka. blood donors)[/QUOTE]

i wanna see satch real bad, i was going to see him and johnson but my brother had his girls that night and no one to watch them. so we couldnt go.

although, friday i'm seeing def leppard and journey.:thumb:

I kinda wanted to see Tom Petty but I was unable to go because of the surgery and we're kinda broke

[QUOTE=I'm_Still_Mikee]
although, friday i'm seeing def leppard and [B]journey[/B].:thumb:[/QUOTE]
/shudders, falls over, rolls around, explodes


I really wanted to go see The Eagles last week but no one would come with, and I'll be damned if I'm going to a show on my own

My mom partied with Journey back in the day

She also partied with REO speedwagon. She was a big Van Halen fan at the time, they were just being famous'd. She got to talking to the guitar player about how Eddie was so great. He got pissed

[url]http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Digital-Music-Ground-Control-Pro-Foot-Controller?sku=153511[/url]

I need this.

Only a little while longer.

OT I'd grab that cab if I were in the UK or you were in the US.

...and if I hadn't blown all my money on a new guitar lol

heheheh

so a baby seal walks into a club

*dum-chish*

[QUOTE=cperceful]I had a dream I was Catholic[/QUOTE]
not that's scary


OT: What are Journey like?

[QUOTE=cperceful]I kinda wanted to see Tom Petty but I was unable to go because of the surgery and we're kinda broke[/QUOTE]


ah damn. thats another one that i might see, my brother was mentioning that.

and motley crue and aerosmith are going on tour together soon, i saw aerosmith already, but motley crue would be cool.

& its either robert plant at this tribute concert friday or def leppard and journey, we already bought the journey and dl tickets, so we'd have to find a place to sell them, and we'd have to get the tickets for robert plant.

but i think we're seeing def leppard and journey anyway.

[QUOTE=Sad But True]not that's scary


OT: What are Journey like?[/QUOTE]


id like to know too, haha, i've heard def leppard and i thought they were pretty good, and my brothers like well youll like journey ill let you borrow a cd, and i still havent gotten it off him.

Oh damn

We have no roast beef or salami

We have turkey though

Turkey sammich and instant mashed potatoes?

[QUOTE=Sad But True]two fish in a tank, one says to the other
"how do you drive this thing?"[/QUOTE]
:lol:

I can't think of any jokes atm :(

oh wait

so a man is getting really drunk at a bar.
after his 15th shot of tequila he thinks to himself: "oh shi-! I better get home. I hope my wife won't notice that I got wasted again :-/"
so he gets up from his bar stool but falls right on his face. "**** I'm so freaking drunk" he tries to get up but falls again. and again. and again.
"ugh whatever. it's not that far, I'm just gonna crawl..."
when he gets home his wife is waiting for him with an angry look on her face.
"so you were at the bar again :angry:!"
"uh honey how do you know?"
"well, the bartender just called; you left your wheel chair in the bar"

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.

palendromes time

You guys have never listened to Journey............

Go buy the Escape album right now rom Journey

jason bonham drums for journey. Popular pop rock band in the 80s that wrote catchy songs that seemed borderline homosexual

[QUOTE=Me!]Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.

palendromes time[/QUOTE]


:eek:


And Journey is awesome