I don't know the Neoli story. Something about sticking things up his arse, I heard. Not really my kind of story.

ic.

The story is essentially, Neoli pleasuring himself with an bead and it got stuck up there and he went to hospital to have it removed. Or something.

It's a huge in joke, but I think the story sounds a bit contrived to be honest.

does destruction of a person build character?

Why'd my mommy leave me?

Why'd grandpa have to die?

Why are we here?

Are you a reincarnation of the prophet Allah?

maybe jesus?

Do you believe in a god?

Are you god?

:evil: why does this smilie not look evil when its actually supposed to be an evil smilie?

Are you a fan of Enyas music?

Do you believe in the death penality?

Do you find Beyonce Knowles to be rediculously hot?

Why does my english teacher always give me bad grades and stare at me like i'm the devil?....i think it has something to do with the color of my skin :amaze:

Do you have nightmares of getting it on with pee-wee herman at night?

Why does mainstream media make me wanna huddle up in my bed and think of bunny rabbits?

Do you believe in yourself?

Do you want more? more as in more of my sexual healing

Do you want more? more as in more questions.

Arghh, so many spelling mistakes...must...resist...

paranoidd, whats your inner unicorn like/called?

:lol:

[QUOTE=americangothic]Arghh, so many spelling mistakes...must...resist...[/QUOTE]

yes, you must americangothic

[QUOTE=i2 enegade]does destruction of a person build character?
Why'd my mommy leave me?
Why'd grandpa have to die?
Why are we here?
Are you a reincarnation of the prophet Allah?
maybe jesus?
Do you believe in a god?
Are you god?
:evil: why does this smilie not look evil when its actually supposed to be an evil smilie?
Are you a fan of Enyas music?
Do you believe in the death penality?
Do you find Beyonce Knowles to be rediculously hot?
Why does my english teacher always give me bad grades and stare at me like i'm the devil?....i think it has something to do with the color of my skin :amaze:
Do you have nightmares of getting it on with pee-wee herman at night?
Why does mainstream media make me wanna huddle up in my bed and think of bunny rabbits?
Do you believe in yourself?
Do you want more? more as in more of my sexual healing
Do you want more? more as in more questions.[/QUOTE]

Your mom didn't leave you, I killed that ho. your grandpa died because you touch yourself. We're here to post on MX, stupid. I'm not allah, nor jesus. God? Some say it is so. I believe in a God of some sort. Don't ask me stupid smiley questions. Enya folds. Do I believe in the death penalty? I'd pull the switch if they'd let me. Beyonces alright. Your teacher probably gives you bad grades because you have the intelligence level of a retarded chimpanzee. I don't dream about pee-wee herman at all. Mainstream scares you because you're a tool. I believe in myself, otherwise I'd slit my wrists. Do I want sexual healing? Not from you. Do I want more questions? Not if they're as wack as these.

[QUOTE=addicted_tochaos]paranoidd, whats your inner unicorn like/called?

:lol:[/QUOTE]

WTF is an "inner unicorn?"

Would getting my hair dyed back to my natural colour count as breaching my vow to never dye my hair again?

Yes Jade. And if you cut your hair, you're going to have to deal with me.

Why am I always in a good mood for no reason??

Why can't I be sad a depressed like I want?

Why are you such a whore, you whore?

[QUOTE=Jonzey]Why and I always in a good mood for no reason??

Why can't I be sad a depressed like I want?[/QUOTE]

Because you can't "want" to be emo.

Emo is a state of mind.

[QUOTE=Sab Like Whoa]Why are you such a whore, you whore?[/QUOTE]

Because you love it.

That I do.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Yes Jade. And if you cut your hair, you're going to have to deal with me.[/QUOTE]

Well I'm planning on breaking the vow then. :upset:

I won't cut it though. More out of fear than anything else. :p

P.S Salt or pepper?

Pepper.

Why is my repping power so mighty and immense?

Because you're a Hax0r.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Because you can't "want" to be emo.

Emo is a state of mind.[/QUOTE]
Well it's not so much that I want to be Emo. It's more the fact that I *should* be Emo. I have nothing to be happy about.

Maybe you have an endorphin disorder.

Paranoidd
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1. What color is your underwear right now?
2. Which ice-cream....vanilla, chocolate or frutty?
3. How can I come to Canada....(preferebly forever)?

1. grey
2. chocolate, no doubt. chocolate chocolate chip, if possible.
3. pay a canadian citizen to marry you, you'll automatically become one.

Why will no one marry me in the other thread?

[QUOTE=Jonzey]Why will no one marry me in the other thread?[/QUOTE]

Just don't turn into Enpsychopedia.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Just don't turn into Enpsychopedia.[/QUOTE]
That's the best advice I've had all day :D


Edit: 1600 Baby Yeah!!!!!

will my 'love instructions' video turn into a succes?

Do Canadians head really come apart when they talk?

I'm 19 years old..........who the fVck is going to marry me???

Anyway, how much would it cost???

Can you find me a bride???